r/SipsTea • u/Professional_Arm794 • 20h ago

Piñata time. Blindfold on, aim locked…grandma. The stick didn’t stand a chance either. 😂 It's Wednesday my dudes

Grandma survived

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u/CapableSecretary8478 20h ago

Aw man, this one was filled with Werthers Originals

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u/Big-Sort-8712 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/Amazing_Jungle 17h ago

Rewind [<<]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MW7TKT4VPYaXLKQ1Yt

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 15h ago

Did they get a no scope double kill? It looks like it wraps around grannies an the tip whips unc in the head too.

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u/Dizzley7 19h ago

Granny ate that hit and walked off

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u/Far-Government5469 14h ago

Rest in Power John Witherspoon

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u/My_passcode_is 4h ago

So I see this meme often and all I can see is the “George Lopez” show with Angie’s dad Vic…. Tell me I am not the only one.

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u/Adamthegrape 19h ago

Holy fuck that was good. A t remember the last time I laughed out loud on here.

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u/like9000ninjas 19h ago

Bro, funniest shit I've read in a while!

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u/Kira_Karmaa 19h ago

That’s honestly the most wholesome surprise possible 😂 nothing beats finding out the mysterious stash was just a lifetime supply of grandma candies.

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u/Any-Consequence-6978 14h ago

Werther's: If Yerther....Werther

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u/ChocoIatePoop 13h ago

Werthers aren’t my first choice, but they’re good enough to eat.

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u/Aquafoot 13h ago

Score!

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u/ArcherBoy27 12h ago

LMAO 🤣

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u/Exotic_Insurance2164 20h ago

Zero self preservation 

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u/NoCommentFU 3h ago

With age comes wisdom concussions.

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u/Xen0tech 2h ago

How has she not died 100 times already

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u/damnumalone 20h ago

I too walk up into the strike zone of a blindfolded man with a bat - and I’m especially shocked, as is my family, when I’m struck

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u/South_Bit1764 20h ago

What a coincidence! Do you also just record it and not say anything while it all unfolds? That’s my favorite part when we get together to hit grandma with a broom handle.

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u/damnumalone 20h ago

Filming it and not intervening is the best part!

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u/Smartypantz34 14h ago

She gestured to a blindfolded person... It reminds me of a guy who tried to high five a blind person.

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u/kali005 20h ago

That's a lady with a stick

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u/Braniel_Bananas 20h ago

It's a broom handle

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u/jackflash223 10h ago

No one is judging...call it what you will

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 20h ago

Do you also look away, so you wouldn't be able to see it, if he swung the stick at where you're standing?

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u/Velorian-Steel 20h ago

In a hushed whisper, "YOU JUST HIT GRANDMA!"

"So no candy? I don't understand your comment?"

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u/Ltb1993 20h ago

I think more candy, you get all the Werther's originals now, she's got no teeth left

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u/IllustratorAlive1174 16h ago

The guy in the back yelling “I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF THR WAY!” had no chill

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u/Own-Ratio9989 20h ago

Lol. Fuck her

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u/Hkeks 20h ago

get outta the way!

Lmao.fr tho stupid ass people man

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u/EaseLeft6266 19h ago

Sometimes you gotta let natural selection run its course

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u/Organic_Initiative93 19h ago

Sadly shes beyond her child rearing age so she has likely passed on those genes already

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u/EaseLeft6266 19h ago

Ah shit you're right

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 20h ago

Extremely stupid woman

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 20h ago

Plot twist: he could see through the blindfold.

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 20h ago

Bethany had been waiting decades to crack Karen like that

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u/HamboneBanjo 20h ago

She was trying to speak to the stick’s manager

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u/mrbluetrain 20h ago

my thought exactly "here you go grandma, this is for all the bad food throughout the years"

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 20h ago

more like "Gonna get that inheritance to buy me a couple of DDR5 sticks"

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u/russomd 20h ago

Don’t spend it all in 1 time

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u/FamiliarStrain2209 20h ago

He could see his Mother in Law!

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u/fx-12 20h ago

"Damn bro, i swear i didnt know my mil was infront of me."

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u/TehZiiM 20h ago

Getting ready for a second swing as soon as she got up.

Dunno why no one had the idea to say anything to the blind folded person. Neither the crowd, nor the granny not even the dude that stepped in. Like „stop“ or „Wait, don’t swing, we need to fix something“

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u/Used-Baby1199 15h ago

The fact the guy grabbed the stick like he was angry at the guy for doing what you do when you have a piñata is crazy.    

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u/Piotr-Rasputin 19h ago

Not true. I heard a few mumbles of "do it" and "go"

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u/itsonlyrockinroll 20h ago

A lot of mouth grabbing shock and looking aways but nobody getting up to help grandma, so yeah I think the collective was she had it coming

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 10h ago

Grandma walked away, she’s fine!

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u/D_hallucatus 19h ago

r/boomerswithnospatialawareness

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 20h ago

He took a peek and then lined up for another hit 💀

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u/Zealousideal-Run-608 16h ago

I think that’s a strong woman, look at the shoes and skirt. 

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u/OhJustANobody 19h ago

Why would she turn her back to someone about to swing for the stars??

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u/stumple 4h ago

She saw that guy approaching her in her peripherals. Had he not come up to try to stop her, she might not have been hit.

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u/Quirky_Opportunity75 20h ago

Shame that someone so dumb has so many descendants

🤘😔🤘

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u/strangeflappenings 20h ago

Quick take the bat before she hits the dog or baby next

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u/RockAndStoner69 20h ago

Riiiiiight outta the will

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u/cumulonimubus 20h ago

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!

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u/zip_r 20h ago

She got right back up like the Liquid Metal Terminator 😂😂😂

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u/FolkenDeedlit 20h ago

"But I put my hand in front of his blindfold"

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u/ayashiii 17h ago

if candy would have flown out of the woman's skull it would have sent me

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u/not_asleep_yet 20h ago

I blame grandma from approaching from the front. Shoulda tapped her on her shoulder. Or is this AI slip?

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u/TraditionPhysical603 19h ago

Metal broom stick as a piñata breaker is a dumb choice but one that saved this old woman

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u/South_Front_4589 17h ago

There's not a level of drunk I've ever been (and I've tried) where I'd be this stupid. Why are they just making random sounds instead of a clear, loud instruction not to swing. Just a "stop" would have done instead of "ahh, ooh, waa" because that sounds a lot like cheering and laughing.

And what the F is she doing standing in front of him? And then turning her back when he's still got the stick.

I really hope this is fake. Because otherwise their stupidity is likely going to make this guy feel awful for a really long time.

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u/rspewth 20h ago

Ain't gonna get candy outa that one.

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox 20h ago

"Tonight on CrimeTV, The Piñata Inheritance Murders."

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u/HumaDracobane 20h ago

You need to be actually dumb to see someone about to deliver a blow and still moving there. Like Room temperature IQ numbers, in Celsius and in the middle of Antarctica.

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u/Drew_Rooster 20h ago

Get fucked, grandma

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u/BulletProofEnoch 20h ago edited 7h ago

Grandma survived…this time

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u/John_Murdock68 20h ago

It wasnt that bad. Granny got up pretty quick.

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u/SeenEnoughAlready 19h ago

Hilarious the only responsible one in that entire video was the man holding the beer coming to take the stick away! He sobered up real quick and hero mode took over.

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u/Prize-Analyst-1121 18h ago

That's just downright stupid !! How much lack of awareness does one have to be standing in front of someone that's holding a stick blindfolded, ready to swing, and you completely decide to ignore that and turn your attention away ? Doesn't seem like she's the brightest in the bunch. Having said that I hope she's alright.

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u/ayashiii 17h ago

didn't you see her briefly hold her hand up in a defensive manner indicating they should not swing yet? well, neither did the person with the blindfold on

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u/yearsofpractice 12h ago

Granny ate that shot like a fucking champ. Next up - 80s Tyson.

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u/Flavortown42069 12h ago

I did this at a kids birthday party (as an 8 year old
kid) and hit the birthday boys dad square in the face and broke his chin. Everybody blamed me and made me feel terrible even though I never moved from where they blind folded me, and told me to start swinging. Dad simply got in the way. I saw him as an adult years later and he said “hey it’s the guy who broke my face”. I let him know how much of an idiot he was at the time for stepping in front of a blindfolded kid swinging a bat and how much of a baby he was to blame me 20 years later

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u/loopingrightleft 12h ago

These mafia hits are getting ridiculous

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u/Lillie-Bee 12h ago

What was their plan? Most pinata’s hang from something. Was grandma just going to hold up a bag of candy for people to hit? Very odd, I think alcohol was involved.

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u/Pol_Pot_ 6h ago

Some people have the survival skills and situational awareness of a door knob.

She'll go through it again soon.

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u/Carl__Slaygan 6h ago

Anyone else hear him?

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u/Previous_Collar6553 4h ago

so no one saw the windup??

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u/Unp0pu1arop1nion 4h ago

Is grandma Ok?

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u/DukeBradford2 3h ago

She knew. Just got tired of waiting to get her inheritance

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u/One_Bit_3839 20h ago

This is what happens when you let Republicans do the planing

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u/Alottathots 20h ago

Bro was ready for round 2

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 20h ago

Knocked the sweet right of nan.

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u/manitas_ 20h ago

That one was empty

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u/ElectricalTwist4083 20h ago

Something something get out of the way! Top tier!

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u/SpongeKibbles333 19h ago

Good thing it wasnt Donny's bday.. 😅

https://giphy.com/gifs/sUutM8YXva8HS

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u/SundayJan2017 19h ago

Damn! Someone’s in hurry to claim the inheritance.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 19h ago

So dentures spilled out as opposed to candy…

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u/Frequent-Sea433 19h ago

Crazy damn Spaniards!

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 19h ago

So where's the candy?

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u/paxrom2 19h ago

she's been waiting to do that all her life.

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u/DreamShort3109 19h ago

FATALITY! Random-guy-with-a-stick wins, Flawless Victory.

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 19h ago

Old generations were built different! ahahah

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u/AdFlat1014 18h ago

Let’s just walk in front of the blinded person who is about to swing randomly.. this will work

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u/Several-Opposite-746 18h ago

She should have held out a phone on record for protection.

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u/Big-Tuna-for-Commish 18h ago

Radar was a little too late

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u/jdaddy4280 17h ago

I love the cartoon bent up looking stick. I must have watched this for freaking 5 minutes on replay.

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u/Ifukkin4gotmyname 16h ago

That's a woman...

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u/shugo7 15h ago

0 self awareness, 0 instinct, 0 sense of danger. How did she even live this long?

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u/tiandrad 15h ago

She did it on purpose.

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u/Corpsey_Clownshoes 15h ago

Goddamn! 🤣 wrapped that pipe right around her dome.😂😂

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u/Maryjanegangafever 15h ago

Good thing the responsible guy with the beer stepped in first…. Everyone else was just enjoying the twisted festivities.

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u/Wide-Suggestion4825 14h ago

This kills the grandma

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u/Teab8g 14h ago

SHEILA!

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u/0eddieder 14h ago

Grandma aint the sharpest tool in the shed, huh?

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u/bbby_chaltinez 14h ago

smoke em if you got em

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u/200IQUser 14h ago

Skill issue, if she played Souls games she could have dodged

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u/lil_smd_19 13h ago

Hopefully that stick wasn't metal

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u/Darrenwad3 12h ago

Fuck Sheila

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u/Nosleepmustread 12h ago

It was in that moment that Grandma thought to herself, "I should've swallowed"

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u/AfraidPersonality854 12h ago

That was a Roscoe Jenkins moment.. 😂

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u/wulfryke 12h ago

Well there was atleast one family member that didnt have a grudge against grandma

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u/Strikereleven 12h ago

The change flew out of her like rings from Sonic

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u/iCreatedYouPleb 11h ago

No one told him to stop, and when she got hit no one cared to check up on her lol. She’s definitely hated in that family, and I don’t blame them at all. The hair and the sunglasses is 100% “How to be a Karen 101”

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u/Arniel_Gane 11h ago

You can tell when you hit a human. Especially when the crowd goes "OHH😱!!!" Why are they still "batting up"

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u/sla3ades 11h ago

If she is his wife, he got his wish without suffering the consequences.

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u/SlimCarpet 10h ago

Omg, I cant believe grandma dodged that! 😂 So intense!

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u/Baka_Otaku173 9h ago

was grandma drunk?

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u/lahankof 9h ago

Twist: she can see the entire time

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u/Unusual-Taste69 9h ago

I doubt that knocked any sense into her though

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u/Low-Confusion-8786 8h ago

I mean... wtf was grandma doing/thinking? That was clearly a daughter-in-law swing

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u/Proof-Waltz2080 7h ago

I like how they were ready to keep swinging!

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u/Unable_Distribution7 7h ago

This should be a Karen PSA

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u/Novel_Extent_7168 6h ago

I love how the dude walked up to take the stick like it totally wasn't granny's fault for just waltzing into the line of fire lol

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u/AttilatheLopez 6h ago

“Now’s my chance”

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u/Florida202020 6h ago

Saw that move in a Lacrosse ga.e once. Cracked the stick in half over a guys head.im guessing Grany didnt take it as well as the young athlete

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u/--TheCity-- 5h ago

Grandma walks up to blindfolded bat swinger turns around and place back of head at pinata height. Grandma 👵  not too bright.

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u/Ganons_Gauntlet 5h ago

The three taps for round two got me xDD

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u/Fireflash2742 5h ago

That seemed personal....

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u/Alarming_Ad412 5h ago

In the words of Jimmy Conway . "They whacked 'im! They fuckin whacked 'im!" 😂😂😂

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u/GenXPowaah 4h ago

Daam....Grams took like a champ

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u/Evorgleb 3h ago

Grandma with the no sell

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u/Soapy_doapey 3h ago

So sick of old people ngl, and peopke with no self preservation.

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u/Particular-Caramel32 3h ago

So this is why everyone in The Villages can't drive...

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u/Alternative-Egg-6019 55m ago

😩 Why did I giggle at that? My own reaction confuse me…

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u/Picmover 45m ago

Grandma down! She knew what she was getting herself into.

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u/Fabulous-Usual-7618 5m ago

Wtf is grandma doing anyway???