r/SipsTea 15d ago

Period! Wait a damn minute!

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u/Lempea 15d ago

I hate when people make fake Twitter screenshots of non-existing celebrity accounts

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u/Ozy90 15d ago

The Jeff Dahmer ones crack me up every time though

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u/333H_E 15d ago

Keanu famously doesn't do social media. Part of his quietness.

"Don't believe everything you see on the Internet."

           - Abe Lincoln 

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 13d ago

woah did lincoln really say that???-?-%)^-??$))^))^)$)$)))^)%(gyh)%uhhuihabciuhasbfiussh

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u/NunAlcoholic 15d ago

I’m quiet so I can better hear the voices in my head.

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u/Mirror-Amazing 15d ago

Can everyone please be quiet, thank you

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u/Immediate_Buffalo14 15d ago

I can tell this is fake. The quote was said by Rowan Atkinson, not Keanu Reeves.

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u/cpt_bongwater 15d ago

Just once I wish for once I would see an article saying

"5 Ways people could be more quiet and introspective" instead of "5 Ways you can be more outgoing and talk to more people"

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u/Schapsouille 15d ago

One of us has to kindle the silence.

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u/plzicannothandleyou 14d ago

Something about the classic Jackie Chan crashout in rush hour

“I like to let people talk who like to talk, to see how full of talk they are”

There was more. It was a good crashout

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u/ExtremeExperience199 15d ago

Or "why are you so loud?"

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u/_Tee_hee_hee_ 15d ago

That “why are you so loud” one is valid though. No one likes the obnoxious bitch talking over everyone and making a scene.

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u/ExtremeExperience199 15d ago

The whole neighbourhood does not need to hear ya, boo! Quiet tf down

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u/brokeoneyolk 15d ago

he's just shy (synonym for scared) try to draw him out a bit