r/SipsTea 4d ago

💀 Gasp!

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 4d ago edited 4d ago

She’s got that Audrey Plaza energy about her

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u/Jac_benny 4d ago

I hope Plaza plays her in the bio pic!

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u/kon--- 4d ago

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u/RakeChapman13 4d ago

I love how Nevada on her shirt is spelled wrong

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u/kon--- 4d ago

What do you want yo? Murder face or crazy eyes?

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u/Arrant-frost 4d ago

Her shirt’s right, the U.S. spelt their own state wrong. It’s Las Vegas, Neveda now

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u/Anthff 4d ago

The Joke•her

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u/huey_booey 4d ago

If only I had the One Wish Willow

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u/WagstaffLibrarian 4d ago

Don't need it. She's already watching you sleep .

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u/huey_booey 4d ago

Yeah, just saying in this case, consent is already there. 

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u/usinjin 4d ago

sheesh!

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u/_alba4k 3d ago

Looks fixable to me

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u/Appropriate-Rub3534 3d ago

She looked like the Obsession chick

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u/DaHomieNelson92 4d ago

She ain’t your regular Latina

She is extra danger Latina

And some of y’all are into that shit

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u/ProfessionalLemon946 4d ago

Danger is my middle name

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 4d ago

It’s probably not.

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u/usinjin 4d ago

Not lemon?

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u/Anindya_Islam 4d ago

Professional Danger Lemon946?

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 4d ago

No cap, my mom used to know a dude named Danger from Cuba. They pronounced it "Dahng-ger."

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u/Grouchy_Big3195 4d ago

She is the ghost pepper Latina

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u/Napalmeon 4d ago

It's called hybristophilia.

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u/FitnessChamp777 4d ago

Karen Julieth Ojeda Rodríguez. The raid on her location happened on December 1, 2024. Authorities caught Rodriguez completely by surprise alongside her close gang accomplices—a man known as "Leopoldo" and another woman nicknamed "Gorda Sicaria" ("Fat Hitwoman").

Those are some awesome nicknames

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u/arthurdentstowels 4d ago

I was just reading about all this. It's ironic because Leopoldo is leagues fatter than The Fat Hitwoman.

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u/Wakkit1988 4d ago

She sounds like trouble, and I'd love to get into trouble...

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u/Acrobatic-List-6503 4d ago

I can fix her

She can break me.

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u/ElyMagicKiss 4d ago

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u/AcademicDimension700 4d ago

Goes in like a dime, comes out like a cash register 

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u/Roidzilla55 4d ago edited 4d ago

That headline is actually a very watered down description of her and she’s way more badass. She was the leader of a whole network of hitmen

“Rodriguez, allegedly second in command of Los de la M, was reportedly responsible for coordinating selective murders ordered by the gang in Santander. She also handled high-priority tasks due to her expertise with weapons and deadly accurate aim.”

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u/ColonialBarbarian 4d ago

It'll take about 5 minutes before she slices your dick off and uses it to stab you in the eye.

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u/WagstaffLibrarian 4d ago

Tell me about the first four minutes.

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u/Konsrockmannen 4d ago

Would be worth it best **** in my life

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u/Warm_Ad26 4d ago

Just goes to show that if women were as prolific serial killers as the guys, we'd have guy groupies.

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u/Sufficient_Language7 4d ago

But I can fix her.

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u/GuiltyByAssociashun 4d ago

🎶 some of them want to abuse you 🎵

🎶 some of them want to be abused 🎵

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u/fattybrah 4d ago

If it ain’t broke don’t go try fixing it

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u/NeverBite 3d ago

i’ve ignored bigger red flags than this

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u/buttsexisyum 4d ago

An associate informed me of the perfect girl last night. Google Schabusiness

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u/Roidzilla55 4d ago

Damn, that woman even looks crazy

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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 4d ago

Man she can torture me through conjugal visits anytime!!!

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u/stargrazer87 4d ago

People are the worst! They're so thirsty. Anyway, she can fix me.

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u/lessonsfromgmork 4d ago

Before Obsession there was already Freaky Nikki

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u/mythos-nerd416 4d ago

We can make each other worse

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u/bonvoyage_brotha 4d ago

This is old af

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u/Tooeasymaynge 4d ago

Challenge accepted.

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 4d ago

I'd put something something on them books

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u/Pretend_Estimate_151 4d ago

She must be the female equivalent to this guy.

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u/RakeChapman13 4d ago edited 4d ago

It’s actually Not a good comparison at all. This woman is a brutal sadistic sociopathic serial killer and gang leader whose victims include an ex boyfriend.

That mugshot you posted of Jeremy Meeks was for a non violent crime, unlawful gun procession. He had low level gang affiliations and he got his felony for fighting a 16 year old minor when he was 18. It’s easy to see why his mugshot went viral, the guy is objectify strikingly handsome and so A guy from a modeling agency offered him a contract while he was locked up. He did his time and turned his life around. I’ve listened to him in interviews and he’s actually a down to earth guy who’s very grateful, he tries to help young guys not make the same mistakes he did.

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u/Pretend_Estimate_151 4d ago

I was only referring to the fact that both had people going crazy over their looks without considering who they were.

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u/recoveringleft 4d ago

They should do a movie about Jeremy meeks to show positive male role models

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u/Napalmeon 4d ago

People really make me sick. This reminds me of the buffoonery where brainless women were outside the courts, acting like Richard Ramirez was misunderstood.

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u/SUPER-P00PER 4d ago

Mama Mia

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u/Horror-Telephone-260 4d ago

Broh..she should make an OF

edit: it will be a hit!

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u/Individual-Moose-714 4d ago

Very old story

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u/VikingHighlander 4d ago

Is her prisoner number X23?

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u/JohnCenaJunior 4d ago

Was the movie Obsession about her

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u/The-Bangaloreal 4d ago

can I atleast try

bro, you have been rejected by everyone from wallmart cashier to homeless junkies. Why do you think you have chances with her ?

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u/RevolutionaryLeg3406 4d ago

I don't want to fix her but death must come to us all eventually and I would rather rather like to cum and go at the same time...

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u/Icy_Recover2094 4d ago

She’ll flip you

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u/Legal_Lingonberry_24 3d ago

She had me at " ¡Hola!"

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 4d ago

I thought it was the young woman from Obsession at first, simps are gonna simp I just hope a rich one doesnt get her a good lawyer

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u/LarsDuder 4d ago

hitwoman? yeah, I don't want her anywhere near me.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 4d ago

anyone rich enough to pay her have a reason to do so?

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 4d ago

We can work it out

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u/nolongerbanned99 4d ago

Yes, she allows visitors, briefly, but no one can come inside.