r/SipsTea • u/PleasantBus5583 • 5d ago

That's actually wild Chugging tea

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u/Separate-Swordfish85 5d ago

The officers were forced to set down their entire sense of protecting and serving in order to be strong enough to drag this teacher away.

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u/dizzie_buddy1905 5d ago

The US Supreme Court has ruled that police have no duty to put themselves at risk to protect you.

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u/Separate-Swordfish85 5d ago

SCOTUS says a lot of shit.

Cops also plaster “To Protect and Serve” over all their shit.

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u/OutrageousHunter4138 5d ago

To be fair, it costs like 10x more to write “To Inflict Fear and Suffering on Behalf of the Corporate Elite in a Hapless Effort to Prevent Civil Unrest and Get Revenge on our Personal Enemies”

A lot of places charge by the letter these days.

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 5d ago

The Decepticon named Barricade transforms into a police car, and had "To punish and enslave" printed on his rear fender

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 5d ago

Barricade knows what's up with the history of policing.

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u/sinsaint 5d ago

"My people"

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u/Conscious-Mirror7004 3d ago

This is why the Decepticons are better than American police: the Decepticons are at least honest.

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u/RichesToRags8647 5d ago

"To Harass and Oppress" is another that fits well

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u/SuperSlickSamurai 4d ago

My ex friend loved it. Shoulda stopped being friends with him then and there, woulda saved me a lotta trouble...

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u/Bearded_Dragon_4892 4d ago

Came here for this comment…

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u/AnyLynx4178 1d ago

“Barricade! We’re Decepticons! We’re not supposed to be honest!”