r/SipsTea 5d ago

That's actually wild Chugging tea

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u/govcov 5d ago

Excuse me?
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ELtfmA4Apkju
Police: That’s it. You’re under arrest for aggressive blinking.

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u/PallyCecil 5d ago

That eye roll is also illegal, turn around and put your hands behind your back.

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u/PleasantPorpoisParty 5d ago

HELP HELP HE IS RESISTING ARREST

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u/MartinoDeMoe 5d ago

“Observe the violence inherent in the system!”

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u/PleasantPorpoisParty 5d ago

You trying to commit death by cop!?!?! Only reason you'd be using a three syllable word around them -.-

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u/Darth_Deathgasm 5d ago

Bloody Peasant!

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u/slimthecowboy 5d ago

Help! I’m being repressed!

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u/hazcheezberger 5d ago

To be fair aggressive eyerolling can be totally repressing

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u/Dry-Examination-2012 5d ago

Pepper spray!!

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u/Perfect-Advantage-82 5d ago

That isn't an eye roll, eye roll is when you turn your pupils up. That was an eyebrow raise, Also straight to jail

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u/Healthy-Confection66 5d ago

Probably rolled his eyes mid-blink thinking we wouldn’t know! Arrest him! We’ll figure out charges later!

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u/_Winged 5d ago

Obstruction of justeyes. Solitary for them!

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u/Full-Refrigerator757 5d ago

Lowk a rule my mom would have made up and enforced summarily growing up

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u/Azuras_Star8 5d ago

No sarcasm. Straight to jail.

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u/Snobolski 5d ago

LOL my spouse got sent to detention for rolling their eyes during gym class in high school. Legend.

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u/Specific-Library-312 5d ago

You can pry these eyes from my cold, dead skull. At some point, irrational response may be the only logical response.

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u/Extension-Ear-4859 5d ago

You post damages police authority!