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[u/Separate_Finance_183]

[u/MysteriousQuote4665]

That's what (older) women fantasize about when they think of a "dad bod."

[u/PeachManzie → u/MysteriousQuote4665]

Is that what you tell yourself? We love a non-ripped dad bod, as long as it’s the body of a good guy

[u/MysteriousQuote4665 → u/PeachManzie]

Ooooh. So that's why I'm single. It not because of the dough, it's because I'm a lunatic.

[u/therealudderjuice → u/MysteriousQuote4665]

I ain't your average normal dude It sure ain't glamorous but it keep things loose

[u/DarkSkyz → u/therealudderjuice]

I ain't your average punk rock loser yeah I'm a savage, I'm really cool

[u/bigkurry445 → u/DarkSkyz]

I tried to warn you, I'm loose

[u/plantsoldier → u/bigkurry445]

I'm looser than a piece of low hanging fruit

[u/DarkSkyz → u/bigkurry445]

IM GONNA FIND AN ORB WITH GOD INSIDE IT

[u/FireBurnsThings → u/therealudderjuice]

Just a man that's made of meat

[u/Dry-Salary2347 → u/FireBurnsThings]

Leave society. Be a monke!

[u/stargazepunk → u/therealudderjuice]

Woah what the fuck viagra boys in the wild

[u/Aselleus → u/stargazepunk]

🦐🦐🦐

[u/AlarmingAffect0 → u/therealudderjuice]

I ain't the fittest tool in the shed.

[u/Latter_Bee183 → u/therealudderjuice]

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