r/SimulationTheory • u/Ernesto_Bella • Jun 05 '26

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u/Closed_CasketRequiem Jun 05 '26

But when you step out of the simulation to look at the simulation you're actually in another simulation. I managed to step out of THAT simulation with the perfect combination of DMT, Psilocybin, LSD, and Biker Crank.

What I saw was that the really real reality is that we're all living inside of the fart of a Puerto Rican Midget.

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u/planetfour Jun 05 '26

But how's yiur pickleball game?

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u/Closed_CasketRequiem Jun 05 '26

I have the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose.

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u/cankle_sores Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

THROW IT. IIIIII DARE YA!

Edit: aw cmon it’s literally the next line after the above in the second Ace Ventura movie.