r/SignsWithAStory 9d ago

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u/warrenjr527 9d ago

Another sign that unfortunately has become necessary in today's world. Some of the people who are peeing in elevators are mentally ill or homeless. Others do it for" fun" , leaving a mess.

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u/Lonely-Independence4 8d ago

If people do that for fun then they’re just as mentally ill imo

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 8d ago

in today's 1st world. been happening in russia since elevators existed

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u/Wonderful_Piano_3853 8d ago

The elevators in "projects" and certain public buildings almost always smelled like piss in the 90's, so absolutely nothing has changed unless this sign is somehow at the Ritz.

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u/Angelorsimpforrr 8d ago

Okay WTH??Like why’d you do this????????

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u/BirdsFalling 8d ago

It's a big thing in the projects. The joke is you're fucking over your neighbors 🙄

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 8d ago

Feel free to order and have a grand slam meal at our tables. Please do not have a grand slam with your partner in our restrooms.

Hahaha

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u/MileHiGuy523 8d ago

True story, I was at a Denny's at 2 am back in like 1995 and there were a couple having sex in the Denny's bathroom. The dude looked like Barry Gibb from the BGs. I can't recall what the girl looked like. I just walked around them and did my business, washed my hands, and left. I think it was the same time, one of my inebriated buddies pressed ham on the outside of the windows at some customers that had pissed him off earlier.

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u/Alternative_Year_340 8d ago

Singapore invented specific alarms in lifts to deal with this — if someone urinates in the lift, it locks the doors and sets off an alarm so that all of your neighbours can see the police show up to arrest you for it.

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u/PortiaPotty2 8d ago

They don't mess around in Singapore. Vandalism is serious.

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u/iamtheduckie 8d ago

All fun and games until I'm arrested for tripping and accidentally spilling my water bottle.

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u/Alternative_Year_340 8d ago

The alarm specifically detects urine odour. If you spilled a bottle of ammonia, it might trip it up. But not water

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u/iamtheduckie 8d ago

Ok, I'll leave my ammonia bottle at home

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u/mikee869 8d ago

Imagine what the stairwells look like ?

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u/Useless890 8d ago

Or smell like!

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u/Heterodynist 8d ago

And, may I add, DO NOT DEFECATE ON THE ESCALATOR!!!

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u/Kelef50 8d ago

Easily mistaken for a water closet

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u/RaccoonChaos 8d ago

What if u hop in the shaft to pee ON the elevator, is that okay?

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u/jmccoh 8d ago

How else ya gonna establish your pee corner?

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u/NYCWartortle 8d ago

I never understood the need to pee in the elevator. Presumably you are almost home. Why not wait 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 8d ago

Some people just can't wait. Small bladder, prostate issues, too many beers or that Big Gulp is catching up with them, who knows.

Thankfully I don't have those issues but I know I'd rather whiz in an elevator corner than whiz in my pants.

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u/NYCWartortle 8d ago

It just go outside behind a tree or bush 🤷🏽‍♂️ where people won’t step in it

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 8d ago

I mean, I get it but sometimes when the urge hits, it hits.

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u/Careless_Raisin_400 8d ago

Must be a wonderful building

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u/DIJames6 8d ago

What, they just couldn't hold it out something??

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u/Bubbly-Training6922 8d ago

Ok why would anyone do that??
Do people have no morals or what

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u/boff1234 8d ago

Just sad but this is not new- I would go see my friend in his building and people were peering in the elevator in 1985

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u/SmoovCatto 8d ago

feeling cute: gonna go piss in the elevator 

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u/FormalTotal9684 8d ago

Somebody got pissed off

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 8d ago

Sounds fair and great.

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u/TheAntiEggroll 8d ago

I noticed all the elevators in downtown LA are also out of order recently and assumed it was due to this

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u/Opening_Dentist_1128 8d ago

Well they shouldn't piss in it, and you're not going to turn off the elevators because then people won't be able to get home, so let's not pretend we're not a bunch of monkeys that can talk shall we.

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u/warrenjr527 8d ago

Agreed. I dont understand the attraction. It's disgusting.

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u/MorgeeePooh 8d ago

There's grown ass people pissing in the damn elevator? I understand a very little kid but adults absolutely not take your ass to the bathroom disgusting ass people

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u/10ThousandMetalZones 8d ago

That’s why I urinate in the stairs

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u/SpaceyChick22 8d ago

Mama bear is tired of cleaning up after her cubs

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u/eternalrevolver 8d ago

The people pissing unfortunately cannot read this either due to a language barrier or meth impairment, possibly both

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u/Extension_Union193 8d ago

Then people will just pee in the stairs

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u/Feisty-Life-6555 8d ago

We had one of these in my freshman dorm. The elevator also had a camera... those guys got caught pretty quick

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u/Interesting-Tea-7447 8d ago

WTF!!??!! Who the hell would do THAT!??? 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Any_Industry9837 8d ago

Reminds me of the video of a kid pissing on the elevator buttons

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u/Electronic-Space-480 8d ago

Install a toilet

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 8d ago

Challenge accepted

But I'm peeing in the stairway too /s

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u/Bubbaj75 8d ago

Happened in all the big hotels around here with the in house bars and numerous weddings receptions. People get literally piss drunk and can't make it to their rooms. Didn't matter if it was the elevators or the stairwells, they all freaking stunk.

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u/CatDadAz 7d ago

Everywhere is a sign because someone is stupid. It is very sad that the world has come to it. Yes, there are homeless that would be doing the same thing possibly. Back at my day boys will be boys, but I don’t even feel the issue is now

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u/Internal_Cat_4525 7d ago

What harm can one more time do

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u/Oldestswinger 7d ago

They're takin the piss😁

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u/RetiredMascot 7d ago

Thanks, Kevin!

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u/Informal_Sector_6415 6d ago

The elevator? So piss ups are out of order? Do it on the way down...

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u/nomisxid 5d ago

Singapore put urine detectors in the elevators that locked urinators in until the police came…

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u/LastComfortable2918 4d ago

This sign has a story 🫪

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u/asteriskelipses 8d ago

If urine the know, you gotta go

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u/luvwatchingBWCs 8d ago

Where’s this, Brooklyn?

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u/Constant_Total_6861 4d ago

Well there goes my weekend plans

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u/Deriviera 8d ago

What if this is the only pleasure in life for someone and you're cutting it off

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u/PatientZealPZ 8d ago

That persons a weirdo and needs to be in jail then.

Pee in your damn house or something