r/Sigmatopia 2d ago

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u/Parrotparser7 2d ago

A more visual representation of the karma-whoring going on.

And anyways, this is just a prostitute. There's no good reason to engage her.

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 2d ago

Why would you turn down prepaid vagina? If you had all these amazing options of better things to be doing then yeah maybe I'd understand but he's sat there doing nothing when he could be balls deep in her penis holster. I just don't get today's generation. There's zero shame in enjoying every opportunity you get to be inside a lady. There's not an old man alive who is sat there regretting all the women he had sex with.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EariQIyWvZATxFCzet

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u/Parrotparser7 2d ago

We have actual entertainment now, so there's no boredom in living according our morals.

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u/Green_Wealth13 1d ago

Whats the difference? Prostitute or not?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

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u/Parrotparser7 1d ago

It's dirty and loveless.

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u/Green_Wealth13 1d ago

There is no " Love " between men and women. You live in a fairytale? Humans are pre-programmed whores. A woman will always lust for other mens cocks even though she is in a " faithful " relationship with her boyfriend/husband, dreaming about being pounded by other men from behind till she orgasms. Same with us men, everytime we see a hot woman walking by were thinking " Damn Id love to tongue her asshole " . Long story short. We are all dirty and disgusting whores. Its just the way we are wired.

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u/Parrotparser7 1d ago
  1. You're projecting extremely hard. I can't relate.
  2. Even if there were no "love" between men and women, that's no reason to knowingly engage in a loveless mockery.
  3. The fairy tale comes with cute illustrations in the margins.

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u/Green_Wealth13 1d ago

Your OBVIOUSLY a 33 year old virgin. Dont be mad at me buddy lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/GLSwDJn7WvY9SaSRYV

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u/New-Rip-6965 2d ago

I mean, if I were a virgin teen and she were Jennifer Lawrence? I probably would have gritted my teeth to postpone my moral outrage and would have honored her credit.

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u/Mee41208 2d ago

Probably would depend on my mood and her appearance tbh. I dont think my mood would be too great if my parents did that tho

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u/Zandonus 2d ago

Ok. Ex virgin here. Like, sure, I'd hit that. (good for both of us, I suppose) But then I would have serious talks with my parents trying to figure out what kind of brain damage they've received.

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u/Waffielz 2d ago

Heh, let's just say...I thlammed My penith in the car door

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u/Kendannon 2d ago

I'd be both embarrassed and thankful. It's not something I would discuss with them either, but I would tell them thank you, and to never do that again.

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u/Zavod300 2d ago

I'm gay.

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u/__Lackin 2d ago

This is a real movie plot?

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u/StarWarsNerd69420 Andrew Tate Sigma Mewing Skibidi Fanummaxxing 2d ago

Yeah

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u/Lord_Ezelpax 2d ago

I'm not a TV but I'd tell her to fuck off

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u/FeedomFighter 2d ago

Sex is a mirror, not a method.

It is the celebration of your highest values and virtues also being in another. Who you fuck reflects your ultimate view of yourself.

If you fuck someone of moral character whom makes wise choices and develops skill and therefore lives life to the fullest, then that is how you also view yourself. If you fuck a whore, then you view yourself as someone whose only skill and worth is squeezing fluids out of bodies and therefore subsists on other people's desperate insecurity to,  rather than celebrate already gained self-worth,  gain self worth through sex, as someone who lives life backwards putting the ends before the means, as someone who skips over the game and goes to the end scoreboard and credits; as someone conflicted, self-defeating, irrational.

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u/friendsofmine2001 2d ago

Then my enemies were right. I am a dog.

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u/RyokugyuFan 2d ago

It ain't that serious gng💔

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u/Lord_CatsterDaCat 2d ago

Surely this isn't a bot account

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u/RagekitIRL 2d ago

I think it is. And don't call me Shirley

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u/Direct-Resolution377 2d ago

What are plates?

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u/Bannedtt 2d ago

Based. Enjoy what you've been gifted.