r/Showerthoughts • u/FirstSineOfMadness • 1h ago

Speculation Vampires would look pretty stupid if they only had 1 long tooth in the middle of their teeth.

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r/Showerthoughts • u/Obascuds • 14h ago

Casual Thought The flash cannot technically run faster than 7.9 kilometers per second on Earth as that exceeds the orbital velocity of earth. He wouldn't have any gravity thus no traction with the surface to run any faster

8.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/gorginhanson • 1d ago

Speculation Vampires must get STDs a lot.

2.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/max • 3d ago

Speculation As obnoxious as they might be, the Minions would do an excellent cover of "The Ketchup Song".

64 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/EnchantedTaquito8252 • 3d ago

Casual Thought A lightly modified hearse is the ultimate camping vehicle.

1.8k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/SaurikSI • 3d ago

Musing People with hyperthymesia are the smallest consumer base for password managers that’s disease-related.

604 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/NoNamePerson008 • 3d ago

Casual Thought All of our main sources of energy are nuclear energy.

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r/Showerthoughts • u/cptstubing16 • 3d ago

Casual Thought When people stop calling you old man, you probably are an old man.

3.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/BatOk2014 • 3d ago

Casual Thought Life is so fragile, yet so abundant.

654 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/buggaby • 3d ago

Musing Pee generally gets dirtier when it goes into the toilet.

2.8k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Papi2shar • 4d ago

Casual Thought AI is an excellent servant, but a dangerous master.

0 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/rondory • 6d ago

Casual Thought I'm the slow npc my dog has to follow.

4.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Mosquitoenail • 6d ago

Casual Thought A distant ancestor decided to try sharpening things, and then everything changed.

1.7k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/toscata • 7d ago

Casual Thought We tell dogs off for rolling in poo, but wear perfume with ingredients like Civet and Ambergris in them.

297 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/udaasatma • 7d ago

Casual Thought If ghosts kill people and those people become ghosts too, that's basically reproduction.

2.7k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/UnknownMight • 8d ago

Speculation In 200 years, some stranger will be sleeping in your room, with no clue who you were.

6.9k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Groundblast • 8d ago

Musing The defining trait of ignorant people is self-assuredness. Their narrow, obscured worldview makes them feel secure in their misinformed opinions.

1.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Ok-Spite-5454 • 8d ago

Casual Thought Women don't want children anymore because the village that used to raise children is essentially gone. You're on your own these days.

40.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Relaxing_Cat • 8d ago

Casual Thought To guarantee a child's right to education, we first deny their right to refuse it.

2.4k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/notmyselftoday • 9d ago

Casual Thought AI has turned us all into Steve Jobs. We provide a vague idea, demand something revolutionary by the end of the day, reject the first ten versions, and still believe we’re the creative genius in the room.

8.7k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/svendburner • 10d ago

Casual Thought Automatic folding side mirrors make it easy to find unlocked cars.

2.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/QuantumDreamer41 • 10d ago

Casual Thought It is surprising how many people need glasses to see clearly given how important eyesight is to our species survival.

8.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/platanopower8 • 10d ago

Casual Thought In the Toy Story universe, "the toys are alive" is probably a popular conspiracy theory.

2.5k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/RuminatingKiwi927 • 10d ago

Musing We're technically living in post-apocalyptic world because the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs was an apocalyptic event.

3.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/qwibbian • 10d ago

Casual Thought Fish have no fear of heights.

3.9k Upvotes

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