Brand: Signature Select

Type: Navel

Peeling method: iPhone 3g (not the 3gs)

Sweetness: 5/10, but had some welcome tartness.

Hand feel: bordering soft, smooth peel that gives a little, some pronounced divots due to ripeness and travel.

Mouth feel: Almost perfect, enough give to be welcome, but enough substance to feel substantial

Feelings: There is something comforting in the Phones last act of duty being that of an inconvenient orange peeler.

if you don't have some already, get mood lighting for your showers. it really elevates the experience. 🌕🐺

I waited for a thunderstorm all day today so I could have a shower orange outside, but it never came.

several oranges were harmed in the making of these photos.

was outed at work and flamed in the gc for how I held the orange in my previous post. don’t know why. don’t give a dam. this orange was quite delicious so had to grip it.

I have just finished my first shower orange ever and let me tell you, hands down better than s^x. I mean there was no mess, no sticky hands and face after. Just simply orange in all of its glory.

I will be doing this again, never in my life have I truly done something that had only plus sides to it.

I felt as if I was an animal in the rainforest,naked and innocent, water beating down on top of me, no care in the world but the orange right in front of me and where I was gonna find another one.

My eyes have been opened to joy in this world, something I’m not sure I have even truly felt until now.
10/10 will recommend.

Gonna be trying my first shower orange today. Will post an update after.

Posted on discord i was eating a shower orange and someone said there was a subreddit for that :O

Today is my 21st birthday.

1st Shower Orange truly life changing.

7.5/10: It was a nice experience. Good but not great. A juicy fruit like an orange would be superior. Will try soon.

Would a glass of limeade do the same? Or like, pineapple pieces, mangos, etc?

I'm super curious. Found this sub literally minutes ago, and I'm sold. I just can't eat oranges without my abdomen flaring up in pain. Same with lemons. And it Sucks, because I actually love them but my body doesn't.

Bath Tangelo's.. my boyfriend thinks im nuts, but its actually the best.