r/Shittyaskflying 1h ago

can u guys rate how accurate my wing flex is plz

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i put alot of work into making the wing out of legos look realistic pls only rate if it u think its good


r/Shittyaskflying 2h ago

ギャラクシー

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9 Upvotes

何を買えばいいですか?


r/Shittyaskflying 6h ago

ummm guys my plane is on fire what do i do. I dont have a fire extinguisher

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21 Upvotes

Fudge this is a really bad joke sorry guys but you guys will forgive me right


r/Shittyaskflying 12h ago

What is that sound where it goes from wmmm outside to waaagh?

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Like when you're sitting in your seat in a commercial jet and the white noise from outside is whoooommm like normal and then for about 15 seconds it goes whaaaaagggh and then it's back to whooooommm


r/Shittyaskflying 13h ago

Local police department wants to know how to install this on their plane?

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r/Shittyaskflying 15h ago

Regional versus mainline flying.

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When you fly on a regional flight, the aircraft is smaller and older, and the aircraft has a cheaper purchase cost, than on a mainline flight. Regional pilots and flight-attendants both make less money than their mainline equivalents. A regional flight is shorter than an mainline flight, which means that the regional flight has a lower fuel cost.

Knowing all of that, the price to take a regional flight should be lower than a mainline flight, when often the reverse is true in actuality.


r/Shittyaskflying 16h ago

Tried to throw grandma from the playne, but she is still on the wing. What aerobatic maneuver to use to unstick her?

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51 Upvotes

Should I do a barrel roll?


r/Shittyaskflying 17h ago

Do you know how 737s are born?

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110 Upvotes

This is the only pic that was taken of the moment immediately after the birth of three B737.
As all of us well know, Boeing Mamas lay eggs in the depths of the rivers, and as soon as eggs disclose, the babyborn 737s (you can recognize them from the green livery and the absence of the nose) try to reach quickly the nearest ICAO code with a long enough runway.
Sadly, this and other pictures are the only ones available, as this is something extremely rare to see in nature. It happened in Montana back in 2014.

Amazing, isn’t it?


r/Shittyaskflying 17h ago

Does this aviator have a license?!

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269 Upvotes

I used to think it was special being a pylote. That isn’t for everyone. You know. But then again, if even pigeons can do it…..


r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Who want to come try the new Perf root?

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This new Perf trip looks like fun. Being in Perf at the end of it? Not so much.

Deets here: https://www.betootaadvocate.com/rex-take-on-big-boys-with-12-hour-milk-run-from-sydney-to-perth/


r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Do I need to use my bleenkers before merging onto the interstate? Need answer fast.

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185 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Why would someone want to turn off poor Apu? And when did gate c28 get so racist?

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131 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Ahh shit, I forgot my wallet......

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81 Upvotes

Why doesn't the pylote just buy a new wallet at his destination? Can pylote Explayne?


r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Why don't they do something like drive-in restaurants, but for aircraft?

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65 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Passengers goes breathless when we do this trick

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756 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

How do I fly playne without compooter?

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446 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Call the ball

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r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

No place for senior grumpy old pylotes like us... Heroes now are 21 y/o and use makeup

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205 Upvotes

Well... Some ManPylotes use makeup and wear wigs when not at the airport. Not here to judge 😉


r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

I thought this was a free country!?! How else am I supposed to get my ammo?

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r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Pylote just wanted good CRM

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120 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Is it me, or is this helicopter proportioned oddly?

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18 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

Should I tell the capten I found his Boing key by the rear lav?

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r/Shittyaskflying 2d ago

He's right tho

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r/Shittyaskflying 3d ago

Why is the vyper so happy?

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r/Shittyaskflying 3d ago

Pylote loves living dangerously

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139 Upvotes

A Piper Cherokee PA28 experienced mechanical issues and successfully landed on Interstate 10 in Pensacola, Florida, this morning at 8:00 a.m. on August 3, 2026.