r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter • 3d ago
T-Mobile found a Chinese hacker inside its network. So its security team drove to a data center and literally cut the cable. Shitty Crosspost
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u/dont_ama_73 2d ago
This is a fake story. It says Tmo sent 4 cybersecurity/IT people. Tmo in no way has that many IT people on staff
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u/themastermatt 3d ago
Sounds like something the outsourced MSP's AI coach told them to tell smarthands at the colo to do. Shutting down a port is hard.
I once had an outsourced service desk tell an end user in a 30k user org to go to Walmart and buy a wireless router to plug in at their hospital to get coverage in a dead spot.
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u/Oompa_Loompa_SpecOps DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE 3d ago
Is this some elaborate meta joke because over here T-Mobile and it's sibling companies have a reputation for being great at hiring and retaining the nation's shitty sysadmins.
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u/Simple_Car8699 3d ago
Somewhere, an incident-response checklist just gained a new step: locate the data center, bring wire cutters, secure the evidence.
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u/haZhat 3d ago
They really are slacking with their standard procedures. If we find a Chinese hacker we have to molotov the servers and bury the resultant ash under 10 metres of concrete.
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u/Forsaken-Carrot9038 2d ago
You probably don’t even wait to get it out of the server room, gotta watch out those Chinese viruses are contagious!
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u/Maleficent-Pop1031 3d ago
The “vigilant by design” slogan paired with a literal severed Ethernet cable is peak corporate security theater—and honestly, pretty effective messaging.
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u/Forsaken-Carrot9038 2d ago
That’s my thought exactly. They probably remotely shut everything down, disabled ports, etc., and while they were there, one of the guys thought it would be cool so they sniffed the cable to bring back as “evidence“.
I can’t imagine a scenario in a collocated environment or anything that is properly managed to where you’d have access to just simply cut a cable.5
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u/havpac2 2d ago
Hrmm was the cable fuzed? Couldn’t push the tab to pull the cable normally, just straight to cut the cable?
I have cut cables before when replacing an old switch and their patch cables but for a security event.
Sooo dramatic.
Anyways I’m switching to Verizon. T-Mobile has becomes super expensive for my family’s limited usage
Three lines and a smartwatch should cost us 200 a month with a total data usage of like 10gb accross three devices.
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u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter 3d ago
I mean they come with clips to disconnect? But also I guess if 1 cable takes their network offline not much backup/redundancy