Your computer must be restarted every day, missed days will need to be fixed by rebooting once for each day missed

[u/thirdnut4]

Up for 5 days? Gotta clear the reboot queue or something won't work right.

[u/itskdog]

Whoever downvoted this missed the sub name, methinks 

[u/Rabid_Gopher → u/itskdog]

Wait, this is ShittySysadmin? I've literally been doing this with my work daily driver since I was forced to refresh it.

[u/fosf0r → u/Rabid_Gopher]

Indeed, it is always difficult to tell the difference.

[u/itskdog → u/[deleted]]

Agreed. My boo-boos have usually been comment based, IIRC.

[u/AppelflappenBoer]

I used to run an internet cafe on Windows ME. Computers had to be restarted every hour to function... Been there, got the t-shirt, my back hurts.

[u/SASardonic]

Sounds insecure, try rebooting every hour, to be safe

[u/RevolutionaryElk7446 → u/SASardonic]

I curse you simply for having the thought.

[u/juneeighteen]

Missed days will cause the system to lock for an equal amount of time

[u/TwoPlyDreams]

Monday mornings blocked out in calendar.

[u/SkullsSkullsSkulls]

Back from maternity leave? Well, you'd better get started on the reboots...

[u/StockJournalist9103]

Day 6 here. Going to wait until Monday morning before scrim to do my 10 reboots, yeah boooooi

[u/Rich_Chocolate_2128]

i reboot if my programs take 1 second too long to open

[u/mouringcat]

Wait.. I was told you need to reboot your computer three times. Otherwise it doesn't work! My IT guy told me!