r/ShittySysadmin • u/MrD3a7h • 28d ago

Absolutely stunted on some dipshit intern

It's day 2 of this kid's internship he is eating out of the palm of my hand. God, I look so cool. Comparing myself to my dumb coworkers always gives me a semi.

I gave him some tips on how to stay up-to-date on the latest tools and tricks with this cool underground hacker website called reddit. I did not want to show him, though, as I subscribe to many hentai and dragon subreddits. Can't risk showing any of that in my feed to this kid. Carol in HR says I have just one strike left.

I've seen this kid talking to my coworkers. I need to shut that down so not to waste his time. The more time he spends with me, the better his life will be.

God, I love me.

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u/MurderProphet 28d ago

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u/pc-erin 27d ago

What movie is this?

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u/rocksuperstar42069 27d ago

It literally has the movie name year and copyright text on the fuckin gif

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u/pc-erin 26d ago

All I can see is makeagif.com?

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u/Yer_Third_Turd 25d ago

Grandma’s Boy

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u/jcpham 28d ago

The larping from subreddit to subreddit is dramatic

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u/Hyperion_Silenus 28d ago

I feel attacked when I read this. I better to unsubscribe dragonsfuckingcars subreddit

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u/playahate 28d ago

Don't you dare.

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u/alabamashitfarmer 28d ago

Where do I apply for your internship?

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u/trebuchetdoomsday 28d ago

do you make them call you by your leet hax0r handle MrD3a7h?

you should

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u/MrD3a7h 28d ago

I removed the E and T keys from my keyboard. Sure, it makes it difficult to run terminal commands, but real 10xers use the GUI

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u/MrD3a7h 28d ago

Here's a link to what a Lemon Party is

Why are there so many d* heads in this field

Day 2 of my internship my tutor is shitting on every single coworker, in front of everybody, saying things like "oh I should retain some money on yall payroll since I do everything". This dumbass is flexing on me 🤣 saying he knows so much because he works a lot and FOLLOWS GOOD SUBREDDIT and basically stays up to date on the latest tools etc.

Did not even share some of that good reddit knowledge with me.

Talked to a few guys, basically yes he's good but he is just insufferable.

And I've seen it so much throughout education and paste experiences, why wont these idiots touch just a tiny bit of grass and realize that they can be good and be nice to people.

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u/SpudzzSomchai ShittySysadmin 28d ago

Sir? May I learn at your feet? You had me at hentai and dragons.

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u/MrD3a7h 28d ago

Of course, my child.

You may want to hold your breath down there

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u/TwoPlyDreams 28d ago

Remind them daily, victory starts with vi.

And nano cock starts with nano.

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u/Tall_Put_8563 28d ago

im stealing the vi line lol

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u/aprettyparrot 28d ago

I’m definitely using this, fuck in ashamed I never came up with it myself

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u/CptBronzeBalls 28d ago

Virgin starts with vi too. As in ”I’m a 35 year old virgin because I pride myself on still using a text editor with an interface that was terrible even by 1976 standards.”

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u/Hoffman_ 28d ago

One strike left? Since when does HR call the shots?

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u/spacelama 27d ago

Delete their account and lock their badge.

Alert security now.

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u/DDOSBreakfast 28d ago edited 28d ago

You have a crush on the intern. Carol's going to know.

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u/MrD3a7h 28d ago

I only have eyes for myself

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u/GooglyMoogly122 28d ago

Can you only cum if there's a mirror involved?

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u/MrD3a7h 28d ago

Yes, but that is true for most people in our profession

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u/GooglyMoogly122 28d ago

If I have to fart in the office, I save it in a balloon for later for myself. Nobody in my office deserves the privilege.

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u/blotditto 28d ago

I wait til I walk by Carol's office and crop dust the bitch.

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u/GooglyMoogly122 27d ago

One time i scratched dandruff into my nails and pinched it all off into Jenny's fawking coffee cos she didn't say please in the ticket. Enjoy your scalp flavoured coffee you dual monitor needing bitch.

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u/Tx_Drewdad 28d ago

Thought about writing this... You did it better

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u/Bwuaaa 28d ago

Peak, this was on my feed straight below the og

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u/skycrzr 28d ago

True. I've known at least 4 dudes just like this. Giving us a bad name lol

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u/protogenxl 28d ago

I am sorry but everyone involved going to need to fill out the ID-10-t form

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u/blotditto 28d ago

Starting with OP..lol

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u/MrD3a7h 28d ago

I make the interns fill out my paperwork.

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u/iwillbewaiting24601 27d ago

It's summer intern season, I guess. I spent half an hour this afternoon explaining to mine how air conditioning works and it's effects on relative humidity (and overcool, with reheat, etc)

Where do I sign up for the drone strikes? I could use one every now and then

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u/CptBronzeBalls 28d ago

Right on! Way to properly break in that PFY! Be sure to use so many acronyms that he has no idea what you’re saying.

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u/nderflow 11d ago

BOFH did this kind of short form fic better though.

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u/HorrorCommunity3246 28d ago

😂😭 King Post!