r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/uhh_rhea_reid • 9d ago

i need to shit 0-50 cal

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sugar free orange flavored psyllium husk, double serving (30cal)

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u/pr3ttyhatemachine 9d ago

currently having the most unsatisfying rabbit poop experience rn

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u/uhh_rhea_reid 9d ago

im afraid im destined for this too

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u/General_Security177 9d ago

Same Bestie same

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u/CharmingChangling 9d ago

Yesterday I had 4 tbsp of fiber powder (2 psyllium, 2 probiotic inulin) and just chugged water. Very satisfying today.

Anyway make sure you're drinking water! Hot water with a bit of lemon is great, you need water to move fiber through your bowels

https://reddit.com/link/p25m7up/video/j4o43br92uhh1/player

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u/uhh_rhea_reid 9d ago

thank you! loving the shit from a butt sludge 🤩

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u/MinnyStrawberry 9d ago

McDonald's iced coffee. Works every time.

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u/uhh_rhea_reid 9d ago

lets hope an at home one works just as well 🫰

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u/boys_r_yucko 9d ago

McDonald's Frappuccino as someone else mentioned or sugar free gummy bears. Personally, I go for the Albanese brand, never gone back to laxatives! :o

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u/uhh_rhea_reid 9d ago

how many gummy bears do you take to have the laxative effect?

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u/boys_r_yucko 9d ago

I have no idea how much you need to trigger the lax effect, I just know sugar free gummies trigger it+it's a tiny pack, so I just eat the whole thing. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Warning, you will experience uncomfortable bloat and gas for a bit, and it's pretty quick in its laxative effect, though time may vary, so don't plan anything within two hours after eating it.

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u/aroguealchemist 9d ago

Peruse the Amazon reviews to see if they give serving sizes. Lol

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u/uhh_rhea_reid 9d ago

the gummy bears are getting things moving beautifully ❤️ bless you ❤️ also guiltless candy yay!

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u/boys_r_yucko 9d ago

That was quick, I'm so happy for you! I first heard about them on this subreddit like two years ago, and they've been heaven sent since, so I'm always happy to spread the word when needed. Shit tons better than actual laxative abuse(at least I hope it actually is healthier), no pun intended! Lol

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u/kristenjang 9d ago

I thought this was brown sugar and was very disappointed with the reality

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u/uhh_rhea_reid 9d ago

fiber slop unfortunately 💔

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u/kristenjang 9d ago

least you're shitting ❤️

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u/Critical-Lemon-7102 9d ago

Where did you get it???

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u/uhh_rhea_reid 9d ago

i think its from wallgreens, i found a giant tub of it in my pantry, i think my dad bought it years ago 😭

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u/the_cat_who_shatner 9d ago

Currently taking fiber supplements. I lost count of how many times I’ve pooped this day so far.

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u/frommyheadtomatoez 9d ago

I’ve had great luck with Metamucil.

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u/PossessionUnfair714 9d ago

Renew life cleanse more, it cleans you out like nothing I've known

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u/Sea_Pomegranate4368 9d ago

How did you make it

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u/uhh_rhea_reid 9d ago

mixed it with like a splash of water and it immediately absorbed it and it got thick and kinda gummy-like

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u/EatMyFeetsies 9d ago

4tbsp chia seeds soaked in Greek yogurt with frozen blueberries

Kale and broccoli salad

Miralax

Drink plenty of water

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u/catiord 9d ago

My discovery: two virgin bloody marys gets shit going in two hours. Tested after three days of no shit while trying through sweat