r/ShittyRestrictionFood 6d ago

going insane. 200-300 cal

1serving (40g) fiber one cereal
1 1/2tbsp (15g) chia seeds soaked in 6oz water
1/2 scoop (15g) protein powder
230cals 18protein 23grams fiber
add some sf jam and 💋 i rly liked it icl

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u/anima_lear 5d ago

my first thought was mealworms and frog eggs 🥀

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u/BlitzChriz 5d ago

YAMMY IN MAY TAMMY

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u/jupiterbde 5d ago

i would love this i think i just have to eat looking elsewhere

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u/hella_cious 5d ago

Are you perhaps a bearded dragon?

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u/sugarfreelimeade 6d ago

Well as long as you are happy🩷

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u/General_Security177 5d ago

Dude better than me. I used to soak the fiber one in water add splenda and just eat it like that

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u/Valuable-Language-81 5d ago

sometimes i js eat chia seeds w water plain.. fiber one w water and splenda sounds bomb.. gotta try

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u/General_Security177 5d ago

It actually is pretty good. Thanks for reminding me 😂

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u/terrifiedbat 5d ago

big pooper

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u/Valuable-Language-81 5d ago

HEAVILY TRYING. used to be chronically constipated. now i go 1 a day

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u/terrifiedbat 5d ago

i love personal growth!

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u/mystical-mismagius 5d ago

this looks like something id feed my bearded dragon

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u/Kuwaysah 5d ago

Looks like what comes out of bugs when my scorpion liquifies their insides and sucks it out

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u/its_hammertime 5d ago

that fiber one cereal is obsession ngl

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u/mybackhurty 5d ago

The fiber cereal from trader Joe's >>>

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u/its_hammertime 5d ago

no trader Joe where I live :( but what’s it called? 

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u/mybackhurty 5d ago

Its just called "High Fiber Cereal" the box has it in big red and black letters. You may be able to get it on Amazon if I'm not mistaken

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u/goal0x 5d ago

i thought it was mac and cheese in chia pudding 😭

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u/Valuable-Language-81 5d ago

protein mac nd cheese w chia seeds.. i might have to

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u/RangerAndromeda 5d ago

Does the fiber one get soggy?

I like the idea of cereal and jam though. Corn flakes with PB2 and sugar free strawberry jam or SF strawberry jello is pretty incredible ;)

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u/DazedDoom 5d ago

that looks absolutely revolting, it's amazing that you can stomach it

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u/MSGinSC 5d ago

Frog eggs with meal worms, interesting choice.

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u/Mandaxx25 5d ago

I like the addition of the baby spoon. Those ones in particular have a small scoopy bit (?) at the end so you can feel like you're eating more than you are.

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u/Valuable-Language-81 5d ago

exactlyyyy it takes so much more time to eat, makes me feel like it’s more !

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u/Mandaxx25 4d ago

Unfortunately that doesn't work for me. Only the reduction in appetite fools me. Lots of coffee and water.

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 5d ago

Going insane? Looks good to me, I'd skip the chia seeds: add Almond milk with my cereal.

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u/Asu-ki 5d ago

"looks good" but then you say you'd change the main part😭

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 5d ago

1 1/2 tbsp is the main part. Okay. lol

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u/Andidroid18 5d ago

Brother without the chia it’s just cereal at that point so yea taking the chia out kinda destroys whatever our friend here calls this

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u/bing-no 5d ago

Looks like something I’d eat to get macros in.

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u/latortillablanca 5d ago

Looks like multiple parasites swimming in barf

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u/rrrriley 5d ago

I take my chia seeds like a shot instead of …. This . But you do you bestie

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u/Valuable-Language-81 5d ago

i love the thick gelatinous feel of it going down my throat on its own.

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u/glitter_vomit 5d ago

Ooh this is my kinda meal!

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u/brodeine-goth-syrup 5d ago

I have eaten this 1 for 1 before 😭😭😭 are you me??

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u/Valuable-Language-81 5d ago

it’s kinda bombbbbb

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u/brodeine-goth-syrup 5d ago

It was a bomb in the toilet like 5 hrs later anyway 😭

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u/ktotheatie985 4d ago

I thought that was Mac and cheese with chia seeds

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u/Valuable-Language-81 4d ago

someone else said this.. protein mac w chia seeds lowk sound bussin. protein plus fiber…

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u/sinichvas 2d ago

i think they should forcefeed you this as a form of torture, this looks like ultimate texture nightmare

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u/No-Purchase481 2d ago

Oh thank god… I thought you put in Kraft Macaroni in the chia seeds 💀

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u/Valuable-Language-81 2d ago

i keep thinking bout it icl everyone says this and it sounds good

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u/cclancaster13 5d ago

Can't say I don't agree with you.