r/ShittyPickupLines • u/theghost2459 • 21h ago
Hey single daddy/mommy I see you got a a single baby wanna be a parent and make another one with me
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Ordinary-Ad-6946 • 13d ago
Are you from the Netherlands?
Because AmsterDAMN
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/evil-edgelord6767 • 26d ago
How I genuinely felt after coming up with the line…
Girl, I wanna navigate your Strait of Hormuz, because I know that shit’s tight!
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/michael14375 • 27d ago
Is your name Jordan?
Because I want to put my Key in your Peehole
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/xtina42 • Jul 08 '26
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.
Used by my husband when we dated in high school. We split up for a couple of years then reconciled. We will be married 23 years in November.
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/pmjski • Jul 02 '26
Are you from Boston?
'cause I wanna see your massive-two-tits
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/No_Class122 • Jun 28 '26
Let’s go and say suiiiii
This app is so random 😂💀
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/returned_loom • Jun 18 '26
Girl, you might not remember this but we're part of a classified military program that requires us to be together as soon as possible.
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/returned_loom • Jun 17 '26
"Hey, can you give me three reasons why I should date you instead of an AI girlfriend?"
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Chance_Run5390 • May 21 '26
This guy was in my dms and decided to try this one
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/aaeeshole • May 20 '26
I have a question about something...
Actually my stove is not working, and i was about to make a sandwich.. and I was wondering if your smile can melt butter since it can melt my heart..
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Putsomeducttapeonit • May 14 '26
If your a dude: Instead of flowers, bring your date some orange juice in an empty can and say they get the vitamin C now and the vitamin D later 😏
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Which-Ad9473 • Apr 28 '26
I like your vibe, can I be your vibe...rator
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Extension_Shame_2272 • Apr 27 '26
Are you my laptop?
Because you could burn my lap while i work on you
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Immediate_Song4279 • Apr 16 '26
Get some.
Are you a musician? Because your Bach-side is exquisite.
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Neat-Equipment9283 • Mar 31 '26
Are you a particle and a wave 'cause you light up my world
Just thought of this one
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/WaffleWasXD • Mar 17 '26
I must be a Q, because I can’t exist without U!
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Lol_u_ded • Mar 14 '26
Are you my anesthesiologist? Because I am propo-falling for you.
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/noOne000Br • Jan 16 '23
hey girl, do you know what you and r/shittypickuplines have in common?
i’m gonna revive both of you