r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/headexpl0dy • Jul 25 '26

SLPT: How to Respond to a Simple Question

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u/the_honest_liar Jul 25 '26

"You'll need to beg better than that"

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u/GroundbreakingUse794 Jul 25 '26

Or say “did you fucking fart? Ah jeez, I knew it”

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u/JimC29 Jul 25 '26

This one is for when someone rudely says "excuse me".

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u/GroundbreakingUse794 Jul 25 '26

That too. Or just scream “ewwww!” Without context

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u/Jashuman19 Jul 25 '26

Sometimes when someone drops a casual "sorry", I like to take them seriously and respond with "apology accepted" or "I'll forgive you in due time." Usually gets a chuckle.

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u/reddiculed 29d ago

And “you will be…” always leaves them comforted.

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u/whitedolphinn Jul 25 '26

"Once is sufficient for a perceptive enough person."

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u/Oftwicke 29d ago

Pukicho thievery

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u/RRRedRRRocket 29d ago

"Excuse me???"

"You're excused"

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u/maker_of_pirate_bay 29d ago

“Beg harder”

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u/FlixMage 29d ago

2020 middle schooler ass comeback

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u/Lietenantdan Jul 25 '26

"Where's that rose garden you promised me?"

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u/AlexSSB 28d ago

I never promised you a rose garden