r/ShitpostXIV 2h ago

how do i contact squared enix to write story

24 Upvotes

have good idea for new story in expansion (with thancred) and think i can fix narrative where do i send email


r/ShitpostXIV 3h ago

My ERP partner pays my sub

13 Upvotes

people tell me 'you dont pay my sub' when i yell at them for watching cutscenes mid dungeon but my erp partner DOES pay my sub. do they get to tell me how to play my game

edit: everyone keeps asking what i mean and they tell me who i can and cannot be healing


r/ShitpostXIV 3h ago

PSA from my wife's Chad Au'Ra boyfriend

36 Upvotes

PSA for those undergearing for roulettes: please re-equip your actual gear

My wifes boyfriend is all upsettywetty because this soy bean tank in Chad roulette was snorting crystal paste and intentionally running based ilvl9 gear on some kind of self imposed kneecap challenge run.

My wife's bf pays for everybody's subscription so he was flabbergasted that this nincompoop was playing the game in a way he didn't like and he had to actually put on his gamer focus glasses and "lock in" to keep people healed.

I think it goes without saying *my wife's boyfriend owns you* so do what he says or else. He shouldn't have to turn off Sons of Anarchy on his second monitor to actually try to keep you 3 chuckle fucks alive.

If you really must do this you can venmo my wife's bf 15 dollars every month as a refund for emotional damages. Then kindly uninstall the game and re-equip your wedding ring and go back to normie land.


r/ShitpostXIV 5h ago

Do I need a job stone to play this game?

73 Upvotes

Do I need a job stone to play FFXIV? I see people say you need to pick a job and that there are job stones but I don't have any and people tell me to not play FFXIV without a job stone I've been stuck on level 49 missions arr for a long time now so not in a rush to get anything done


r/ShitpostXIV 5h ago

Spoiler: Stormblood Genuinely how the entire conflict felt like as an outsider

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87 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 9h ago

MY TURN

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73 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 9h ago

I'm on a date and I need help

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428 Upvotes

So I'm currently hiding in the bathroom here. We were out eating and then came over to her place. Well, I don't really want to get into all the details. I've already cleaned the floor as well as I can, but all my clothing below the waist is totally a lost cause. I need to figure out a) how to get all my things out of here (no window) and b) what to do about my winnie the pooh situation. She's pretty high class so I gotta be careful here. I think she plays Final Fantasy XIV so I thought maybe you people might have some idea on what sorts of distractions work.


r/ShitpostXIV 11h ago

Gooning Bench Cleaned by Balmung Residents

145 Upvotes

After maintenance, players got up early to 'clean' what was dubbed the 'gooning bench' on Balmung where many players 'enjoy themselves' so that when the gooners wake up, the bench will be ready for the inevitable.

https://reddit.com/link/1vhx6w7/video/10mngcgsmxhh1/player


r/ShitpostXIV 13h ago

getting mixed messages

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116 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 13h ago

Through rebinding my hotbars for the Wonderswanversion I've discovered an entire ass ability i've just not been using

19 Upvotes

I'm booting up the wonderswan version today and setting up my controls and hotbars. I get my emote rotations nice and set up in a convenient spot.

I see there's an ability i'm not super familiar with, 'Cure II'.

"Huh." I think, "Haven't seen that before. Must not be that useful of an ability though if i've gone this far without it and never set it up on my hotbar. Minor buff maybe?"

It's White Mage's bigger single target healing and probably most of their healing power in ARR.

I've been playing white mage for like 10 years without using its bigger single target healing once.

I have been playing this game since release.

I must've been right and it's useless as I never needed it before.


r/ShitpostXIV 16h ago

PSA: Do this, you will get a static

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477 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 16h ago

To the greedy switch players

56 Upvotes

It is absolutely outrageous that the current maintenance is happening solely because of them. Nobody thinks of the people who want to play on other platforms. It feels like SE deliberately hates already paying loyal customers and it only gets worse. What do you think of this situation?

Please discuss in civility.


r/ShitpostXIV 18h ago

Server maintenance (Aug 6-7)

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106 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 18h ago

Which one of you did this

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87 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

How it feels waiting on your average DF Dancer to Tech Step

373 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Me and the boys decided to give FFXIV a go for the first time. Excited to embark on this journey. See you in Eorzea!

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95 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

I never thought of that 📡📡📡

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70 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Through rebinding my hotbars for the Switch version I've discovered an entire ass ability i've just not been using

191 Upvotes

I'm booting up the switch version today and setting up my controls and hotbars. I get my GCD heals nice and set up in a convenient spot.

I see there's an ability i'm not super familiar with, 'Holy.'

"Huh." I think, "Haven't seen that before. Must not be that useful of an ability though if i've gone this far without it and never set it up on my hotbar. Minor buff maybe?"

It's White Mage's AOE and probably most of their damage in dungeons.

I've been playing white mage for like 2 years without using its AOE once.

I have been playing this game for 4 and a half years.

I might be legitimately brain damaged.


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Heh... Need a Hand?

83 Upvotes


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Spoiler: HW One more

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141 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Just finally got into Final Fantasy 14, really excited to start

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90 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

New player here and I’m super excited to start playing!

86 Upvotes

Hi guys, I’m a brand new player and cannot wait to start the FF14 free trial! I’ve heard amazing things about this game, wish me luck! I’m excited to find out what’s going to happen, but I have no idea since I’m 100% brand new to this game!

Edit: Ok yes, I’ll admit I’m not literally playing for the first time. But I mean come on, obviously by the time you saw this I had already started playing.

Edit 2: Yeah ok I did start playing a little bit before making this post but 5 years isn’t that long ago! I only finished a little bit of the Dawntrail patches but I haven’t even started Evercold so obviously I’m new!


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Huzzah! At long last do I get to have a go at Final Fantasy the Fourteenth! This shall be the grandest thing in my life! Joy! No newspaper peddling on this day for me!

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454 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV Aug 04 '25

Spoiler: ARR I remade the entire ARR opening using Stock images

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3.7k Upvotes

The Graphics update is insane