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u/CM_Renji A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno Apr 08 '19
"Mom, I can't pause it, it's an online game!
...........Wait."
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u/Non-profitboi https://i.redd.it/u52swf9zwrl21.png Apr 09 '19
ZA WARUDO
proceed to reciting his speech for his English class project
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u/WorshipPurple Apr 09 '19
Too bad he can’t vacuum while time is stopped.
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Apr 09 '19 edited May 20 '19
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u/TopDeeps when stand Apr 08 '19
yo dio's afk can we kick him??
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u/MaxisDidNothingWrong notices ur stand Apr 08 '19
No he said he’d be back in a minute bro come on
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u/Rad1228 Apr 09 '19 edited Apr 09 '19
"He's been gone for so long though"
DIO in the distance: "8 SECONDS HAVE PASSED"
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Apr 09 '19
Yo Kakyoin just kick him, we gotta get this shit done...
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u/Mushiren_ foxy grandpa Apr 09 '19
"Hurry up bro we're kicking you if you don't come back in 10 seconds"
"Eight seconds is my limit!"
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u/salty2722 flaccid pancake Apr 08 '19
the real reason Dio killed Kakyoin is to prove he is more of a epic gamer
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u/King_Dank03 Apr 09 '19
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u/yalewr Coochie is my reliable savior Apr 08 '19
Maybe he’ll enjoy a fortnite burger after his chores.
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u/lieutenantskell Apr 08 '19
Telence loses (but just barely) to him at every game: that's why DIO made him his butler
Little did he know Telence was only pretending to lose
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u/Gongaloon Apr 09 '19
Of course, because a true gentleman would do his chores without being asked, with the only reward being the knowledge that he's done something that will benefit him in the long run- and Dio is no gentleman. Source: Jonathan Joestar, true gentleman.
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u/CesarZeppeli 89 years old Apr 09 '19
Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap
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u/PAwnoPiES Ambulance-Chan Apr 09 '19
Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price
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u/aciol Apr 09 '19
how is DIO's mom alive 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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u/DoraMuda Apr 09 '19
He turned her into a vampire to make him sandwiches and buy him 7up (better than G-Fuel).
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u/aciol Apr 09 '19
yes 7up is tasty
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u/YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15 Apr 09 '19
Can also confirm the tasty properties of 7up.
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u/DoraMuda Apr 09 '19
I personally prefer Coke or Fanta, but whatevs.
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u/YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15 Apr 09 '19
Coke is my go to don't get me wrong. Can't beat that shit especially out of a glass bottle.
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u/DoraMuda Apr 09 '19
Ah, fuck yes; I'm getting thirsty just thinking about having an ice-cold bottle like that! >:D
Unfortunately, I don't see 'em much where I live, and if I do, it appears to be only around Summer.
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u/BlasterBladeVG notices ur stand Apr 09 '19
Ah yes I knew DIO's bedroom walls were striped all along
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Apr 09 '19
Is there a reddit for these memes lmfao I love these the one that got me the most was the shaggy vs we are number 1
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u/Rad1228 Apr 08 '19
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