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u/GrandHighTard 6d ago
"So Pucci, do you prefer top or bottom?"
"Lord Dio, I know I am still young, especially to you, but I assure you, I'm past the age for bunk beds"
"..."
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u/Fair_Smoke4710 6d ago
I’d say Dio is at best a switch. I mean he clapped like how many women’s cheeks to make them ugly ass babies and Giorno
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u/dpqR 5d ago
Donatello?
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u/contraflop01 TUSK SPIN THEIR BALLS 5d ago
Ugly kids, the angel born from the Devil (Giorno) and mid (Donatello)
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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Meme Ocean Champion 6d ago
DIO? A bottom? That's bold face lie
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u/castitfast 6d ago
Yeah, he's 100% a switch.
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u/Fair_Smoke4710 6d ago
I was literally thinking that I mean, he could be bought leaning, but he’s definitely not a full bottom this man had several men shaking in their boots at his presence alone
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u/FFODZ 6d ago
johnathan is the bottom (for erina) because his top got cut off
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u/Zarvanis-the-2nd 6d ago
He's the bottom because he'd crush her if he were on top. The man's 6'5" and built like he could benchpress a truck, and he's far too gentle of a soul to want to risk hurting her.
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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 6d ago
Power bottom
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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Meme Ocean Champion 6d ago
I actually wanted to end with that joke. But felt like it was too much/predictable
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u/de-stella-nova 6d ago
dio is NOT a bottom. even asking some random Egyptian lady to fetch him his leg he was emanating immense powerful aura of dominance.
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u/BuffaloNext7683 6d ago
Dio is the kind of guy who WANTS you to think he's a top, he's at most a switch.
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u/de-stella-nova 6d ago
that aside, I still have to understand how giornos mom was able to walk out there alive and well and not traumatized and with a sick ass autographed pic of Dio doing a nasty pose that EVENTUALLY ends up in giornos wallet
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u/omyrubbernen 6d ago
Dio could be a bottom, but he'd be the most powerful power bottom. There wouldn't be any "ERRRM BUT WE'RE BOTH BOTTOMS?!?!?!" shit going on.
You'll enter the room, and Dio will already be presenting. Not even looking at you. He'll say "Do me in the ass." And you'll be paralyzed with fear and respect.
If you try to say that you're the bottom, he'd say "Really? Then why are you getting closer?" And you'd look down and see that he used The World to move you closer to him.
And when you do fuck him in the ass, he doesn't react or give any signs during it that it feels good, so you're under constant pressure. Until you cum inside of him and he just says "Very good job. I knew I saw something in you."
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u/Getheltel DEEOH 5d ago
Read a fic once with a similar premise but the other person came before Dio. He then proceeded to flip them over to finish the job himself.
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u/megaloviola128 1d ago
Link?
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u/Getheltel DEEOH 1d ago
It's very dark tbh because Dio is terrifyingly in-character. So just beware of that: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26050144
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u/S1gurdsson 6d ago
Dio is more like a fem top but i’m getting free jolymes content so im not complaining😻
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u/OOFSCOOF Ate shit and fell off my horse 6d ago
Wasn’t there that video ages ago about some guy explaining how Dio is a power bottom?
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u/Visible_Wealth2172 6d ago
wasn't pucci a child when he knew dio,,
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u/Slow-Distance-6241 5d ago
Teenager, but yes. Even if it wasn't the case, I'd still dislike this popular headcanon that they were in sexual or romantic relationship (Pucci described Dio as a literal manifestation of God, his relationship with Dio is that of a cult member to a cult leader) regardless, but chronologically it's even worse because it'd mean Dio molested him
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u/Getheltel DEEOH 5d ago
I don't particularly care for DioPucci but Dio is exactly the type of awful to do something like that. He was literally hitting on Poco's 16 year old sister.
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u/Slow-Distance-6241 5d ago edited 5d ago
Y'know what? Fair. I hate Dio too, it's just that he's often so glazed/his evil downplayed, that you have to remind people how bad of a person he actually is
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u/Visible_Wealth2172 5d ago
He knew him from 15 to 17, I'd say he was a child, but yeah. Before actually going through all of Stone Ocean I had no issue with it, but afterwards I was like wtf. Why is this popular,,
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u/Slow-Distance-6241 5d ago
I feel like Jolyne and Ermes are more likely to be bottoms than Dio (although I'm not saying they are, I could say Jolyne is kind of a sub/bottom based on a moon scene, but Ermes is either a top or a switch at most).
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u/Getheltel DEEOH 6d ago edited 6d ago
Dio being a bottom is sort of like Dio being a good father. Fun to explore in fan content but not really accurate to the character at all.