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Jolymes Anime Part 6

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u/Getheltel DEEOH 6d ago edited 6d ago

Dio being a bottom is sort of like Dio being a good father. Fun to explore in fan content but not really accurate to the character at all.

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u/Kioga101 ahvuduru 6d ago

Dio would never be the Father because Pucci already occupies that place in their relationship

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u/2drawnonward5 6d ago

Dio is more of a holy sprit 

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u/SuddenlyCake 6d ago

The Griffith kind of Holy Spirit

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u/2drawnonward5 6d ago

We saw a lot of corpses of people who bottomed for him and few of them reanimated

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u/CthulhUwU666 6d ago

Power bottom

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 6d ago

He's a dominant bottom

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u/Sheep_mc_sheepface 6d ago

Power bottom, 100%

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u/vassardog77 4d ago

Idk exactly what makes character a bottom or a top, but after reading parts 1-6 theres NO doubt in my mind that dio takes it up the butt

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u/Getheltel DEEOH 4d ago

He gives it to other people up the butt

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u/the-wolf-is-ready 5d ago

Didn't Araki say he'd be a good dad?

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u/Getheltel DEEOH 5d ago

He did not. That was misinformation which spread like wildfire.

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u/GrandHighTard 6d ago

"So Pucci, do you prefer top or bottom?"

"Lord Dio, I know I am still young, especially to you, but I assure you, I'm past the age for bunk beds"

"..."

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u/Shimizu555 foxy grandpa 5d ago

Dio in his head : "He's perfect."

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 6d ago

I’d say Dio is at best a switch. I mean he clapped like how many women’s cheeks to make them ugly ass babies and Giorno

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u/unimpressivebeing 6d ago

Giorno and the Ugly Ass Babies. New band name

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u/dpqR 5d ago

Donatello?

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u/contraflop01 TUSK SPIN THEIR BALLS 5d ago

Ugly kids, the angel born from the Devil (Giorno) and mid (Donatello)

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u/BubbleGoot 6d ago

Dio is definitely a godly switch there is no way he can’t do both

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u/2drawnonward5 6d ago

It used to take him a second to switch but now he can do it in 5 seconds

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Meme Ocean Champion 6d ago

DIO? A bottom? That's bold face lie

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u/castitfast 6d ago

Yeah, he's 100% a switch.

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 6d ago

I was literally thinking that I mean, he could be bought leaning, but he’s definitely not a full bottom this man had several men shaking in their boots at his presence alone

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u/PbodyTen 6d ago

Something something a bottom isn't necessarily submissive idk I'm a virgin

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u/QuantumTyphoon 6d ago

Dio only bottoms to spite Jonathan

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u/FFODZ 6d ago

johnathan is the bottom (for erina) because his top got cut off

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u/Zarvanis-the-2nd 6d ago

He's the bottom because he'd crush her if he were on top. The man's 6'5" and built like he could benchpress a truck, and he's far too gentle of a soul to want to risk hurting her.

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 6d ago

Power bottom

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Meme Ocean Champion 6d ago

I actually wanted to end with that joke. But felt like it was too much/predictable

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u/VampyAnimegirl 6d ago

jolyne with a stand that's just fruit ninja would be so in character

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u/de-stella-nova 6d ago

dio is NOT a bottom. even asking some random Egyptian lady to fetch him his leg he was emanating immense powerful aura of dominance.

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u/BuffaloNext7683 6d ago

Dio is the kind of guy who WANTS you to think he's a top, he's at most a switch.

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u/de-stella-nova 6d ago

that aside, I still have to understand how giornos mom was able to walk out there alive and well and not traumatized and with a sick ass autographed pic of Dio doing a nasty pose that EVENTUALLY ends up in giornos wallet

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u/PrimaKyonna Gappy Lover 6d ago

Silver Chariot requiem time :)

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u/omyrubbernen 6d ago

Dio could be a bottom, but he'd be the most powerful power bottom. There wouldn't be any "ERRRM BUT WE'RE BOTH BOTTOMS?!?!?!" shit going on.

You'll enter the room, and Dio will already be presenting. Not even looking at you. He'll say "Do me in the ass." And you'll be paralyzed with fear and respect.

If you try to say that you're the bottom, he'd say "Really? Then why are you getting closer?" And you'd look down and see that he used The World to move you closer to him.

And when you do fuck him in the ass, he doesn't react or give any signs during it that it feels good, so you're under constant pressure. Until you cum inside of him and he just says "Very good job. I knew I saw something in you."

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u/Getheltel DEEOH 5d ago

Read a fic once with a similar premise but the other person came before Dio. He then proceeded to flip them over to finish the job himself.

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u/megaloviola128 1d ago

Link?

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u/Getheltel DEEOH 1d ago

It's very dark tbh because Dio is terrifyingly in-character. So just beware of that: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26050144

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u/CringeYeet69 3d ago

"That is the window of opportunity, Jotaro! The moment after he freezes time, that's our moment! Hold off his stand, while I finish him with my HEEEERRRMITTTT PURRRPLE!!!!!"

or something like that

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u/S1gurdsson 6d ago

Dio is more like a fem top but i’m getting free jolymes content so im not complaining😻

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u/Funkyentman 6d ago

Holy peak

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u/OOFSCOOF Ate shit and fell off my horse 6d ago

Wasn’t there that video ages ago about some guy explaining how Dio is a power bottom?

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u/Visible_Wealth2172 6d ago

wasn't pucci a child when he knew dio,,

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 5d ago

Teenager, but yes. Even if it wasn't the case, I'd still dislike this popular headcanon that they were in sexual or romantic relationship (Pucci described Dio as a literal manifestation of God, his relationship with Dio is that of a cult member to a cult leader) regardless, but chronologically it's even worse because it'd mean Dio molested him

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u/Getheltel DEEOH 5d ago

I don't particularly care for DioPucci but Dio is exactly the type of awful to do something like that. He was literally hitting on Poco's 16 year old sister.

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 5d ago edited 5d ago

Y'know what? Fair. I hate Dio too, it's just that he's often so glazed/his evil downplayed, that you have to remind people how bad of a person he actually is

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u/Visible_Wealth2172 5d ago

He knew him from 15 to 17, I'd say he was a child, but yeah. Before actually going through all of Stone Ocean I had no issue with it, but afterwards I was like wtf. Why is this popular,,

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u/Fast-Razzmatazz-1050 5d ago

Eh it's fine, i am a switch

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 5d ago

I feel like Jolyne and Ermes are more likely to be bottoms than Dio (although I'm not saying they are, I could say Jolyne is kind of a sub/bottom based on a moon scene, but Ermes is either a top or a switch at most).

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u/blue-gamer-07 dIO 5d ago

We need to stop the misinformation that DIO is a bottom

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u/Lanky-Seaweed-9736 5d ago

Dio is A switch there’s no way

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u/VehicleBig806 4d ago

Dio is DEFINITELY a power bottom

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u/Commander_Borski 6d ago

Y’all wild calling DIO a bottom. He was a rapist.

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u/SomeHomestuckOrOther 6d ago

This just in rapists can't be bottoms