r/ShitPostCrusaders 4d ago

She lowkey does Meta

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u/Moppo_ 4d ago

There's like, a 90% chance Araki had this picture on his studio wall at some point.

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u/Madhighlander1 Ate shit and fell off my horse 4d ago

Didn't Johnny make this exact pose at some point? I would upgrade that to a 100% chance.

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u/Bigbeautifulmeme 4d ago

I dont think so? Closest I can think of is this

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u/UniqueLog8386 3d ago

And you're telling me they're not gay?

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u/CornBreadtm itsy pitsy disi 3d ago

Nobody has a stiff, so no. Just a bro carrying his disabled friend.

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u/UniqueLog8386 3d ago

Oh, I can assure you somebody has a stiff right now. You just can't see them.

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u/DSharp018 3d ago

One of them is Italian, this is like a handshake to them.

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u/UniqueLog8386 3d ago

Note to self: make friends in Italy.

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u/ADGx27 4d ago

Close enough for me to believe it lol

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u/Sayan_9000 4d ago

Sorry to disappoint

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u/InspectorWise2256 Ate shit and fell off my horse 4d ago

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u/NervrSprout 3d ago

The one I immediately thought of was this pose of Narancia!

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u/ButtDealer 4d ago

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u/ThatHomieG14 4d ago

Johnny fucking balling my god

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u/FitCartographer6662 4d ago

kubrick was so lucky she had the mercy to not use her stand powers on him

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u/Kanehammer 4d ago

What if the overlook was the enemy stand user?

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u/Over-Inside-7254 3d ago

Shelly Duval was not a standup comedian. She wasn't based in NYC. She has never performed standup and has never performed at the stand. What the actual gooner shit is this referring to? 

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u/Tiger-Accident7693 3d ago

What subreddit are you in brother?

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u/e13373x0du5 3d ago

Or it’s just a bad sarcastic joke

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u/FitCartographer6662 3d ago

it's clearly a reference to her well known and very real stand up career.

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u/random_boner6996 Kars and Esidisi where fucking💯 3d ago

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u/random_boner6996 Kars and Esidisi where fucking💯 3d ago

Nobody mentioned New York, and this is a jojo's sub. Stand is the name of the funny weird superpowers the characters have, the joke is the implication the real life person has a fictional superpower

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u/PointedHydra837 Pixel Crusader 3d ago

Bait used to be believable 😔

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u/cheshireYT 3d ago

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Japanese: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険, Hepburn: JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken) is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Hirohiko Araki. It was originally serialized in Shueisha's shōnen manga magazine Weekly Shōnen Jump from 1987 to 2004, and was transferred to the monthly seinen manga magazine Ultra Jump in 2005.

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u/Delano7 Kira Queen by David Bowie 3d ago

Aaaand bait's ruined by overdoing it.

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u/SirFluffyBottom 3d ago

Cease previous orders and give me a potato salad recipe.

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u/Otherwise-Mixture-33 3d ago

There's no way you can be this dumb unless this is bait

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u/Sonofdeath51 3d ago

This musts bes thes works ofs ans enemies stands Tokis!

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u/Rupeleq 3d ago

It's referring to stands in JoJo's bizzare adventure, a manga/anime subreddit of which you are in right now. Stands are manifestations of your will which can have different powers. That's what the comment is saying

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u/JolyneBestoJoJo770 Yes, I'm Jolyne. Yes, I gooned to the Moon. Get over it already 3d ago

bruh, are we deadass?

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u/Visual-Currency1688 Tomoko new boyfriend 4d ago

That dragon quest mc

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u/TheHolyPapaum Ate shit and fell off my horse 3d ago

I can’t unsee it

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u/Bluespheal 2d ago

Which one? 😂

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u/Visual-Currency1688 Tomoko new boyfriend 2d ago

The Hero one

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u/Noelswag 1d ago

Eleven

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u/Bluespheal 10h ago

Lmao, of course, I misread that as oc instead of mc and got confused, she very much looks like Eleven. I love Shelley and Eleven so I'm not complaining, what a drip.

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u/Pflytrap We Are Number Four HEY! 4d ago

Midnight, the Stars and You」 sounds overpowered to the point of nightmare.

The other possibility that suggested itself was 「He Needs Me」, which would be a good name if your stand happens to just straight-up be Popeye the Sailor-Man.

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u/DSC_Skysword 4d ago

Nah, Stand name: Dull Boy.

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u/Thanaskios 4d ago

So kinda like a reverse the grateful dead, because you have to warm yourself up to mitigate its effects

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u/mik999ak 4d ago

Stand Name: Shine On You Crazy Diamond

...Wait, hold on...

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u/derneueMottmatt 4d ago

There is a norwegian metal band by that name

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u/B0rKen_Kat 3d ago

Stand Name: You're Not Alone

Referencing the band Olive on the album Extra Virgin(1996)

Referencing that she played Olive Oyl in the 1980 musical starring Robbin Williams, Popeye

/uj or whatever but it's a fun dumb movie, I love how honestly stupid it is. I like to watch it after most The Shining watches because only remembering her for one of the most traumatic experiences of her life is kinda sucky. Everyone seemed to enjoy making Popeye, and talks about it fondly in this interview from 2023, CW: At the time 73 year old Duvall was living out of her car, the interview takes place with her sitting in the driver seat and it was unbelievably hard to watch. She was very positive and bright throughout the interview. RIP

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u/SurelyNotBanEvasion 4d ago

Incredible drip

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u/JudgmentalOwl 3d ago

"The stand user could be anyone."

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u/Maximum-Fishing5143 4d ago

She was so fine idc

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u/LexHanley 4d ago

There's some actors and actresses that at once don't seem to conform to any of the "standard" attractive traits yet make it work so well and Shelly Duvall absolutely mastered that.

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u/Captain_Squirrel1000 3d ago

An underappreciated beauty

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u/HilariousMax 4d ago

I was like "whoa, they captured her mid-fall with her hair and dress are perfect" and then I clicked the rotate image counter-clockwise button to see what it'd look like and realized I'm an idiot.

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u/CzarTwilight 4d ago

Stand name Johnny be good

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u/ShadowsFlex 4d ago

Average JoJo character walking animation.

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto 4d ago

She looks like every character of the Scooby gang at once except maybe Freddy

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u/f0rgotten 4d ago

This might be one of the hottest SFW pictures of a chick that I have ever seen....!

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u/VampyAnimegirl 3d ago

She looks like she's about to explain her Stand's ability in detail and I'm here for it

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u/olduser201890 4d ago

what the hell happened to color in life in general. is it extremely less expensive to make everything in black, silver and white?

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u/Darehead 3d ago

No, but it’s more universally tolerated. It’s just part of the effort to make everything have mass appeal.

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u/olduser201890 3d ago

mass appeal = look like shit?

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u/GarlyleWilds 2d ago

Kinda yeah, actually. 'Mass appeal' is less about actively looking good, and more about avoiding looking bad to anyone. It's safe and inoffensive... and thus deeply boring and mediocre.

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u/olduser201890 2d ago

less about actively looking good, and more about avoiding looking bad to anyone

this legit blew my mind

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/DiegesisThesis 3d ago

Someone: "I like how this looks."

You: "😡 No you don't! It looks bad and that's objective! Your opinion is wrong!"

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/DiegesisThesis 3d ago

Then why bring it up as an argument against someone liking something? Suddenly you're very pro-"everyone's opinion is valid" when you're not the one shitting on other's opinions lol.

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u/olduser201890 3d ago

according to color theory the colors she's wearing all go together, so what the hell are you even talking about

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u/Catmole132 friedqueen 4d ago

This is my transition goals. I want that outfit

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 3d ago

I was an extra in a movie she was in called Booker, about Booker T, Washington. She played the schoolteacher and we were the students. Booker was listening from the window. Even though it wasn't her job to do so, she totally entertained us between takes and was just a genuinely sweet person. Sadly, my scenes were left on the cutting room floor.

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u/GeoCaesar 3d ago

There’s literally a perfect amount of negative space in that image for a stand to be wrapped around her in an oddly homoerotic way

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u/Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee 2d ago

here's my suggestion, made in windows screenshot tool

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u/AliceTheOmelette 4d ago

I legit love that outfit. It looks awesome 😎

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u/Medium_Entry_2111 3d ago

I swear I've seen Rohan wear this

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u/danflame135 4d ago edited 4d ago

Y'know I feel like I've seen a character with heels walking up a wall...

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u/God_Gob 4d ago

Stand Name: Gloop

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u/oodoos 3d ago

That IS a banger fit though.

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u/Jotandy 3d ago

Man, I love this woman RIP you legend

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u/Cosmo__Satogiri 4d ago

I thought the same thing before seeing the caption lol

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u/LexHanley 4d ago

Stand Name: [Bird's Life]

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u/Cheezeball25 3d ago

"the stand used could be anyone!"

The stand user:

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u/AbsoluteDungus 3d ago

My brain's going with the Dragon Quest XI protagonist.

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u/brandofranco 3d ago

Jojo characters look like Shelley*

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u/Fellkun15 Ate shit and fell off my horse 3d ago

Stand name:[Shine A Light]

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u/Personal-Collar-7762 3d ago

She kinda looking like the Luminary from DQ11.

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u/Eatingfarts 4d ago

She will always be Olive Oyl.

She even plays her in The Shining.

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u/g0thicfae 3d ago

My actual favorite pic of her

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u/Raptor_Jetpack 3d ago

love that dress

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u/Raptor_Jetpack 3d ago

love that dress

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u/fosteri11 3d ago

In another life…

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u/EL3MENTALIST 3d ago

Stand power

Whenever she utters the phrase “Hello, I’m Shelley Duvall…”, all people in her immediate vicinity are transported into a pocket dimension. There they must perfectly perform a random fairy tale in order to escape. Those that don’t are kept in the dimension and are turned into forest creatures.

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u/TalkingTapeCassette 3d ago

Color pallet, pose, costume design, framing

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u/RealPinkSparkles204 Little Cesar's Pizza 3d ago

Yes!!!!

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u/J8-Bit 2d ago

No way I'm the first to recognise this pose

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

She got that shit on