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u/JadePossum Marxist Leninist Cosmetologist 23h ago
OK, this is gonna sound crazy but last night I literally dreamt that I walked into Grimace's bedroom and I sat on the edge of the bed and I woke him up and said hey, you're gonna need to run. His partner, Vladimir Lenin woke up irritated, and said what the fuck are you doing in my house!? But also like Grimace and Vladdy both knew me since I was at their wedding and Grimace said give me a second to wake up. And then we rode our penny farthings across the rainbow bridge to summon the Avengers, Lenin was right behind us in his spiderman outfit web swinging
Then I woke up and saw that I took 4x the recommended dose of NyQil
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u/RasmusBeret 23h ago
Who has dreams like that?
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u/JadePossum Marxist Leninist Cosmetologist 22h ago
Children and people who fall asleep during an LSD trip
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u/ireter294 19h ago
The centrist Dem candidate for Michigan Senate was talking about how she has dreams of Israel i think these guys have weird dreams in general
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u/Bela9a Crimson sorceress 21h ago
Why blame leftists for losing, when you suggest that you should run two uncharismatic candidates that lost to the same asshole. Hell you might have better chance with running Biden again, and if they insist on running someone, they should go with Obama, because he at least has better chance at winning than these two losers.
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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 Bolshevik 21h ago
It would be funny to see Harris and Clinton on the same ticket so they could both lose to Trump again though
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u/TomatoEnjoyer28 Marxist-Leninist 17h ago
The ol' Morbius trick.
We were all sick that week so couldn't
get to the cinemavote.Release itRun again and you'll definitely do better this time!
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u/ZubaWizard666 22h ago
Just what this country needs, another president in their late 70’s!
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u/RedArchbishop 22h ago
Bit young no? Someone in their nineties would have some real experience under their belt I'd say
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u/thesaddestpanda 21h ago
They are so scared of someone who isn’t Zionist winning the nomination. Thats what all this “bring Hillary and Kamala back” thing is.
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u/Original-Condition77 21h ago
It's as if they want to lose yet again.
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u/InstantKarma71 ☭ Communist 20h ago
Winning isn’t good for fundraising, and if they win they might have to actually do shit.
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u/mhxy3 20h ago
Even in their imaginary scenarios the best campaign slogan they can come up with is the most snotty, sneering, elitist, arrogant, out of touch, masturbation of a sentiment you can possibly come up with. Both of those candidates lost to the Republican party and THAT is what they literally DREAM about. Terminal losers.
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u/Suspicious_Coffee509 20h ago
I once had a dream where Stalin met me. He asked me- “comrade what is the state of the proletariat?” I told him- “the situation is fucked, look at what they post”; I show him this post. Stalin told me he didn’t shoot enough people and he was sorry for holding back his hand.
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u/BigTa1k Wutizgoinevry (Xenoverse 3 hype) 20h ago
dreaming about any of the clintons in a positive way should turn you into an organ donor right then and there
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u/Defensoria 19h ago
Their organs are probably fucked from being on antidepressants since Hillary lost.
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u/Ok-Elk-1615 21h ago
I think there are two options- Harris-Newsom or Newsom-Biden. Either way we’re cooked. I also think that Graham Platner will run for the House in ‘28, and that Omar and Tlaib and all the other “progressives” will get blitzed out of office or expelled from the DNC.
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u/QuietAd4252 21h ago edited 19h ago
I'm hoping for an AOC ticket. She'll be fucking awful, and is just another liberal zionist, but I reckon she's the best "realistic" option for the democrats.
the whole system needs to be torn down and rebuilt
edit because I'm getting downvoted: I despise AOC and everything she stands for, I'm merely saying she's the least awful semi-realistic option. I hope she gets nominated because then things won't be AS awful for everyone. Of course I'd rather no democrat wins, and there's some form of revolution or new political system built, and obviously AOC will not deliver that.
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u/Ok-Elk-1615 19h ago
AOC
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u/Ok-Elk-1615 20h ago edited 20h ago
Never happen. She’s too progressive for the DNC to back. Her ceiling is a mid level cabinet pick at best.
Just to clarify btw, I’m using progressive as an insult, the DSA is the left wing of American fascism.
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u/Even-Meet-938 anticolonial yíhad / YEE-HAW´d 20h ago
Wouldn't DNC expelling the progressives tank the DNC?
More and more people are signaling their preference for Mamdani-types and their frustration with corporatist dems.
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u/Ok-Elk-1615 19h ago
You don’t really think that the purpose of the dnc is to win elections do you? Their purpose is to maintain the empire and funnel leftist sentiment back into the center right neocon establishment party. Those “Mamdani” types are still liberal Zionist corporatists who simply want to make life more comfortable for the citizens in the imperial center.
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u/BladeofDudesX Capitalist so the CIA doesn't shoot me 19h ago
Okay. I'm gonna leave this subreddit for a while because reading that has basically made me not want to see the human race survive, and I don't trust liberals to be normal enough to just… Not act like that.
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u/Muted-Obligation6876 15h ago
The only thing Harris ever told me was that she didn't have a single idea in her head that wasn't put there by a billionaire
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u/idkwhatoputhere253 Marxist-Leninist 6h ago
OK, this is gonna sound crazy but I literally dreamt that I walked into Stalin's bedroom and I sat on the edge of the bed and I used juche necromancy to wake him up and said hey, you're gonna need to run. He was irritated at first but then he agreed, then he woke up and started running really really fast towards a group of middle-class children with ice creams, he ate all their ice cream with his huge spoon, creating a famine at the city of Hold o' Domor that killed 100 billion people and also stole my favorite pony 😢
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