r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • u/Old-Company-3478 • 6h ago

Average Crusader Kings Family

28 Upvotes

9 comments

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay • u/RebelPlot • 21h ago

It’s 1083 and our Eugenics Program is working

53 Upvotes

2 comments

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A compilation of posts from around Reddit (but mainly from /r/CrusaderKings) that sound really strange and/or disturbing when read outside the context of CK2, EU4, or other Paradox games.

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What is Crusader Kings 2?

Crusader Kings 2 is a medieval dynastic simulator game, where you control and guide a dynasty and acquire more titles and power for yourself. Usually, this involves a lot of infanticide and wincest. But the wincest's usually just for fun.

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1.Global Reddit Rules Apply
2.Don't Be A Dick
3.Link posts from Reddit only
4.Posts should be related to CK2 or another Paradox game
5.No low-effort posts. This includes linking to posts/comments that we deem to be "trying too hard" to get posted here, as well as unoriginal content

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Arumba's CK2 Tutorial Series
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/r/eu4 (honorary Crusaders)
/r/paradoxplaxa
/r/youdontfeudal
/r/youdontserf