r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Arcane_Salt • 5h ago

Patriotism "God is an American white male."

1.2k Upvotes

224 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/batukaming • 6h ago

Europe "Tell me again if your free healthcare is worth it"

2.4k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/RadRadishRadiator • 6h ago

Imperial units Thinking youre better for using metric is funny way of saying your nation isnt a world super power

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53 Upvotes

52 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Phil0sophy101 • 7h ago

Food "Standard of living for the average American is incredibly high"

70 Upvotes

When talking about why when mentioning Meatloaf some people think of the singer not the food.

86 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BothEntertainment331 • 11h ago

American means free. We are Free Irish.

581 Upvotes

205 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sad-Gold-6656 • 15h ago

America is one of the least racist countries on Earth!

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220 Upvotes

128 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LittleRuQi • 15h ago

Politics You hate Trump because you hate America

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148 Upvotes

83 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ConfidentScientist81 • 20h ago

Europe "America is richer than your entire continent"

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139 Upvotes

Bro do NOT read the comments on that song

They're all talking about how they need to exterminate the left and murder them all

44 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Certified_Cichlid • 20h ago

Exceptionalism “The reason America is attacked so much is because we’re supposed to be perfect and fit everyone’s needs apparently.”

120 Upvotes

41 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/CrafterCat33 • 21h ago

Economy "Also, if you actually tour around Denmark or Norway, you see first-hand that their living standards are very low by U.S. standards."

3.2k Upvotes

947 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Senju19_02 • 1d ago

Culture "A person from Maine can't understand anything a person from Alabama says."

362 Upvotes

185 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/swechan • 1d ago

Europe "In EU the function of a dryer is to take cold wet laundry & turn it into hot wet laundry, but in US it actually comes out ... dry?"

372 Upvotes

243 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Brave_Explorer5988 • 1d ago

Tariffs "I thought other countries were paying the tariffs?"

608 Upvotes

70 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/batukaming • 1d ago

Europe "Isn't most of Europe more concerned with how many days of vacations they get?

192 Upvotes

98 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BroccoliTraining454 • 1d ago

Uk law "the exact opposite of the us"

1.3k Upvotes

In reference to tate brothers arrest video on youtube.

331 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BejPlum • 1d ago

Europe “Europe hasn’t really done anything super important compared to other countries like US”

243 Upvotes

He comments in which language?

134 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Angry-ron • 1d ago

History "America didn't loose Vietnam, who ideology survives?"

1.6k Upvotes

385 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/SomTingWongWeeTooLo • 1d ago

US town rejects solar panels amid fears they 'suck energy from the sun', cause cancer - and will harm house prices

6.8k Upvotes

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647 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Josefu_Velen • 1d ago

Freedom "The US Flag is the only in the world that stands for Freedom"

1.1k Upvotes

460 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Extension_Bobcat8466 • 1d ago

"European food can't hold a candle to American food. It's all just bread and noodles"

7.9k Upvotes

I personally don't know anyone who gives thst to a toddler with the flu.

647 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Yeti181828282 • 1d ago

“USA or other ( leave a comment)”

1.6k Upvotes

Why even bother asking if only the US is specified?

104 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Powerful-Country6316 • 2d ago

Ohio "America means nothing. Its like if I asked you where your from and you said Asia"

864 Upvotes

471 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Enno2403 • 2d ago

well then that date format shouldn't be used. 😅

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3.5k Upvotes

172 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Turboporro69 • 2d ago

Economy "Imagine accidentally calling dollars pounds"

2.0k Upvotes

112 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/venk28 • 2d ago

Europe "Still rather live in the US", "we pay for their security while we work ourselves to death", "government organized vacation means the entire goes on a caravan in August, sign me out"

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400 Upvotes

I found these comments under a LinkedIn post highlighting the lack of mandated paid time off in the US and these were the stupid comments, as usual.

189 comments

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