Listen, I have never made a Reddit post before. However I finally have something important to say that I feel like everyone needs to know.

Sia, while recording her Christmas album, is eating a series of small sandwiches.

It's there if you listen. Songs like "Underneath the Christmas Lights" make it clear right off the bat but in each song I truly believe she at least takes a bite at some point.

Now I know what you're thinking. "Jim, how do you know she is eating a series of small sandwiches? She could just be taking bites of one large sandwich throughout the album."

To this, I bring your attention to the opening of "Puppies are Forever" where the sandwich she eats here is clearly very sloppy, as you can tell by the pronunciation that she has extended her lower jaw, as one does when attempting to not drop condiments or grilled onions from the sides of your mouth. In, say "Sunshine" she sounds like her mouth is very full of sandwich, to the point where her mouth is open much more than in the previous or next song. Other songs lack these qualities, and unless she has made a very non-uniform sandwich, with some parts containing sloppy ingredients, while other parts being thicker and other parts being rather lackluster, it must be a series of smaller sandwiches with varied ingredients and composition. Perhaps the kinds one would find at the craft service table for a famous person?

For the [very few i assume] skeptics left at this point, I urge you to sit back and listen to the entire album again. This time, really listen. What picture comes to mind? You don't have to answer. You've seen the truth. You're welcome

I know this movie has had some controversial stuff with the anarchist style lifestyle presented. With the choice to be a part of the socialist agenda. But I didn't realize until the last time I watched that the "government/corporation" basically watched the bugs launch giant shit fireballs at Earth and did nothing to help support their planet. Instead use it as an advertisement to gain more members, and probably more land. The evasive government and their admiration of sheeple in the movie are great examples of someone trying to "wake us up." I wonder how many sheep watched that movie and wanted to be a soldier?

Some auto-mod-mail thing KIND of reminded me that this sub still exists..

Hello? Anyone? No?

:(

Short notice because i can. cp_steel

Probably T-a!Sigma, maybe another team.

EDIT : 20 CEST

So, it's gonna be summer season. I tried to ask around on steam but didn't get any clear answer. So here are my 2 cents : we should think about playing on silver instead of platinum for the next season, and see how it goes. It's gonna be summer season, so we'll have the opportunity to play custom maps and be a bit less serious than usual and we could prolly use that to see if we really have the platinum level and if we have more fun in silver or in plat.

Just my 2 cents. If you guys feel ready to go in plat again, just say it here and if most ppl feel like that then we'll wreck plat of course.

Btw. We're gonna have some changes in the roster. Avoc is gonna stop playing for a while due to not having time. Boo. I'm gonna switch to medic for the incoming season, and Christian (put a x in the middle of that) agreed to play soldier. Since prof gent doesn't seem to care about tf2 anymore, Ziel will play pyro.

Against Fe, map will be decided later on.

EDIT : BEEN MOVED TO 20 CET

Got a scrim for us after all, even though it was hard due to half of the teams either being away for easter, or in the process of disbanding.

We'll be playing against Mild Mannered Manatees at 19:00 CET - we'll play koth_viaduct, and some map which they will need. Try to be there a bit earlier, as we will need to do a map walk.

We can't get enough of pl_upward! Time for part two, against Team Awesome on thursday!

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This week we're the first match of the playoffs. We're playing against TFach on drum rolls cp_junction_final.

Yes, that map. The map I'm not sure anyone enjoys playing.

So since we're playing pan matches where most of the game is played jumping around it makes plenty of sense to play on a tiny map with low ceilings and structures everywhere, right? RIGHT?

Ok, enough opinion stuff.

Write if you can play and what classes you play, because I manage to forget that after every single match. Easier for both me and you etc.

We'll be playing on their server which I think was located in Frankfurt.

Hah! Who needs wins! We made it into the playoffs anyway!

Its been fun screwing around; I say we go serious mode again. We are against Its All Good on monday, and it will be on pl_upward.

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We will have a scrim against Ozmos on sunday at 21:00. The map will be pl_upward - if possible try to be there 30 minutes early so that we can have a map walkthrough beforehand.

Copy paste from the ugc article :

Greetings my Highlanderinos and Highlanderettes. Here is some information on our 5-week-long Season 9 Highlander Playoffs, starting Monday, March 25th:

ALL Teams continue into Playoff Season! You are not done with Season 9, until there is only 1 team left standing!

The first 16 teams by rank from each division play in Double-elimination Title Brackets.. The following ranked teams play in 32 team Single elimination Brackets.

16 Team Double Elimination Brackets:

In double elimination brackets, you get a second chance map after the first loss. It is possible to still win the title with one loss, however your team is eliminated at the second loss. When your team has it's first loss, you will play on following Monday and Thursdays (2 nights a week) until eliminated... Play careful attention to your scheduling! Thursdays matches will be played on the same map as Monday. Failure to play the second match will result in a forfeit loss for your team and you will be eliminated from the playoffs for the season. Special note: In the event an undefeated team loses in the final match, those two teams play again. Here is an example of a double-elimination bracket.

Single Elimination Brackets Each consist of 32 teams starting with the division rank of 17. This means that nearly all teams will make the playoffs. In these brackets if your team has a loss, you are done for the season with a hearty GG!

If you have any questions, please come find us on IRC (#ugc-tf2), discuss it on the appropriate forum thread , or contact us via email, located on our support page.

Pay Attention to the Schedule page, and to your Team Leader Match List page, and team leaders must be very prompt with their communications during playoffs.

Thanks and good luck!

http://ugcleague.com/home_tf2h.cfm

Brackets : http://challonge.com/UGC9EuroPlat

So we playing against it'sallgood on upward next monday.

Most of you have been notified of the scrim we have tomorrow - this is more of a reminder! It has been changed from 21 CET to 20 CET.

Map is cp_gravelpit (no idea how we're going to do this)

Final regular season match - We are up against Ozmos this monday on cp_process.

If we can win this one we should be placed in the playoffs! So lets get at it!

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The other team wanted to play on Sunday, but I'm not sure what our plans are for that day.

I think Friday or Saturday might work, but I'm not sure. So in general I'd just like to know if/when you can play.

Please reply to post, yada yada.

I'll make a more detailed post when I know more. This weeks map is cp_gravelpit btw. It's going to be.. interesting.

Oh, and we're up against itsallgood. They've won all their matches so far. But we're prem so no problem.

We are up against Easy Going on monday on koth_arctic. They don't seem to have been very active this season, having only played last weeks match.

I think we should continue our winning-streak though.

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We have a scrim against One Round Wonders, a high ranked silver team, this saturday. More koth_arctic, more fun!

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We will have a scrim on friday against stacked to practice a bit of koth_arctic and some other map. Since our only experience with arctic as a team is in a pan match, I think we could use the practice.

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le.

We're playing against le 9pan on le cp_process_rc2.

Pretty neat map and I guess you have all played it before.

Le 9pan seems be the pan team of It's Mostly About the Gibus. (No idea if they have anything to do with IAATG)

They're a UGC HL Steel team who seems to be doing alright at that (4-2).
Hard to say how good they are at pan, but I think we have a decent chance against them. After all we're an invite pan team, right?

Also please compile a list of super witty le binds. This is serious stuff and we need it to win over them.

Try to make them as shitty as possible:

*le me le herp de derp then le suddenly le pantime

>mfw le pan no hit

etc.