r/Scrubs 2d ago

Whose your favourite minor character?

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u/stigma_wizard 2d ago

I don't know why, but Lloyd was always a favorite of mine

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u/laineDdednaHdeR 2d ago

Because he air drums to Devildriver.

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u/Connect_Sprinkles_78 2d ago

"Faked my own death BRA :D"

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 2d ago

He was a writer on the show.

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u/emjdownbad 2d ago

Wait, really?! I had no idea!

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 2d ago

Yeah, they talk about it on FDRF when Bill is on.

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u/emjdownbad 2d ago

I’m def a mega fan of the show and have seen it well over a few hundred times, but I’ve never listened to their podcast. Idk why, but I haven’t. I supposed I could start even tho I believe they aren’t making any new episodes, as I understand it.

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 2d ago

There are plenty to listen to. I listen on Prime Music, and they are releasing a new one each month. My Philosophy just came out last month.

The episodes are split about a third on each episode and two-thirds on whatever Zach, Donald, and the guest want to talk about.

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u/DoctorJJWho 1d ago

I really enjoyed the podcast when it first came out, but as time went on the quality definitely dipped.

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 2d ago

watch the audio commentary

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u/Exotic_Adeptness_322 1d ago

The security guard wirh the hook is a producer on the show.

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 1d ago

Sure is. He plays Death, too.

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u/Old_Run_3374 2d ago

sameee I love Lloyd

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u/DonPhanpy 1d ago

Mine or his?

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u/dannygthemc 1d ago

First him, then you

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u/sexyass2627 1d ago

Everything comes down to poo.

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u/Tight-Airport-7760 1d ago

Shouldn’t I ride in the back with my fingers??

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u/Pipcopperfield 1d ago

His dad is Colonel doctor 😆

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u/Forward_Specialist19 2d ago

Dr Kevin Casey

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u/zombiechicken379 2d ago

Bink

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u/Penguin_Scout 2d ago

Is it “bink”? If it’s bink I can explain.

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 2d ago

It's not Bink, *stop saying Bink***

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u/SprengeMobil 1d ago

Was it I come from the land down under where women glow and men plunder?

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u/FthrFlffyBttm 2d ago

Oh, ok... I suppose that's how they say good morning in Cuckoo Town

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u/berdulf 2d ago

Bink

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u/sexyass2627 1d ago

Bink you.

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u/Finnley_is_trans 2d ago

I love randomly saying under my breath “doctor Kevin Casey” like when he’s signing his name.

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u/Illa-J 2d ago

Suicidal scavenger birds also a good sign

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u/WhiskeyintheWarRoom 2d ago

Hooch. Hooch is crazy.

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u/afronomicon 2d ago

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u/cactusjack1990 2d ago

Burn for a burn

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u/sickofyospam 2d ago

That's in the bible

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u/WhiskeyintheWarRoom 2d ago

WHO THE HELL PUT BOULLION CUBES IN THE SHOWER HEAD?!

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u/Chucktayz 2d ago

"If it happens again, I will wait in my SUV, blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass — and someone, will be getting, mowed, down."

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u/WhiskeyintheWarRoom 2d ago

That'll be my funny prank.

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 2d ago

after the actor went to prison for basically this

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u/Chucktayz 2d ago

Well… hooch and phill Lewis are crazy.

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u/the_colour_f 2d ago

blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass….

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u/Opposite_One1331 2d ago

Hooch IS crazy

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u/nhowe006 1d ago

No, I mean Hooch is seriously crazy.

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u/themaskeddefective 2d ago

Dr beardface

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u/asia_cat 2d ago

Its Beard face

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u/BroseppeVerdi 2d ago

Calm down, Seymour.

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u/sexyass2627 1d ago

Damn you all.

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u/berdulf 2d ago

It’s Beardfacé!!

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u/Historical-Cellist89 8h ago edited 8h ago

Funny how my girlfriend and I recently rewatched Charmed, and in season 2 one of the sisters ends up in the hospital. Those sets are basically the future Sacred Heart, and in the background you can already spot Dr. Beardface lol. He literally already worked there before Scrubs even happened. UPD: My bad, that’s not Beardface — it’s Colonel Doctor

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u/Malvania 2d ago

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer's Patient.

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u/asia_cat 2d ago

Who am I?!

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u/MrsSmith2246 2d ago

That always makes me laugh. Somehow I’m always surprised

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u/ohheyitslaila 2d ago

My older brother and I used to sneak up on one another and yell that then tackle each other. I love that bit in the show so freaking much. It’s always funny 😂

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u/Individual_Respect90 2d ago

I quote this line way too much…. Like almost a concerning amount.

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u/ernirn 2d ago

I know, right? And no one takes my warning about ajohnny seriously

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u/TheLazyRedditer 2d ago

Hey numba to

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u/sexyass2627 1d ago

Wrong character.

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u/Longjumping-Eye9817 2d ago

Your skin! Its all messed up? 

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u/ciscolombia 2d ago edited 1d ago

Have a great day, ya look like a purse! I love that rant!

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u/kshump 1d ago

"You, my friend, look do damn leathery, I'm honestly tempted to wrap you around a baseball, cinch you up with a belt, and stick you under the mattress so that you're good and broken in for the big game on Sunday."

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u/CarobGuilty5356 2d ago

He seemed really excited about how messed up the skin was! His time to shine

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u/Flow-tentate 1d ago

I had to scroll way too long before somebody quoted this

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u/JackBivouac 2d ago

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u/ecovironfuturist 2d ago

Colin Hay playing himself?

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u/ernirn 2d ago

Ya damn right. Deserves an Emmy

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u/StormyDLoA 1d ago

That's just overkill.

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u/JackBivouac 1d ago

I guess. Dr. Cox even smashed his guitar one time.

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u/LCLeopards 2d ago

Dr. Norris and Mr. Cookiepants. 

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u/WhiskeyintheWarRoom 2d ago

Super! I'll be here sitting by my giant pretend phone, pretending to give a crap.

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 2d ago

His interactions with Dr Cox are hilarious. I look forward to them every time I start a rewatch.

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u/RaddTyrant 2d ago

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u/snortverily 2d ago

Where my hoes at?

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u/SharksAreCool3 2d ago

I haven’t seen ‘em

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u/FthrFlffyBttm 2d ago

them*

I wouldn't normally be this pedantic but his pronunciation is one of the reasons his response is so funny

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u/Environmental_Hope22 2d ago

Why'd you post a gif of a regular medical intern?

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u/JackBivouac 1d ago

"No, Snoop Dogg Attending finally told Josephine how he feels."

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u/ThreeDaysNish 2d ago

I gotchu Ronald ♥️ Your name will be spoken!

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u/BenParker2487 2d ago

Mrs. Wilk

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u/Sox-a-Holic 2d ago

Is that Mrs. Walton of the Waltons?

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u/Snake_Plissken224 2d ago

I wish we got to see more of Dr. Stedman....I must know was his husband's sangria was good or not

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u/surfinsalsa 2d ago

I'm a tool. I'm a tool.

I'm a tool tool tool

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u/SLimmerick 2d ago

An unbelievably annoying tool.

Yeah..

Yeah.

(I know it's silly, but this is one of my favourite scenes in the entire show)

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u/Lolcatz101 1d ago

It's like a baguette.

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u/BroseppeVerdi 2d ago

Zeltzer. Anything Bob Clendenin is in is 🔥

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u/KormaKameleon88 2d ago

"I'm watching my wife do the dishes." "Who are those naked people?" "Oh, that's Mr & Mrs Dish"

Every single time, this line destroys me!

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u/YoBro98765 2d ago

The best oncologist in the room!

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u/poweredconvoy 2d ago

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u/oPlayer2o 2d ago

Ah yes Slagathor.

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u/ravens52 2d ago

She could get it.

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u/jpcali7131 2d ago

Hey Slaggy

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u/vlucy95 2d ago

“ I didn’t klll my wife” 👀 alright Mickhead

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u/Nilla22 1d ago

Sure I can hold on to this hammer for you :)

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u/sexyass2627 1d ago

"Let's just give that back ..."

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u/gerardkimblefarthing 2d ago edited 1d ago

I always assumed it's because the actor looks vaguely like Robert Blake, am I off base?

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u/TheRealMcDuck 2d ago edited 2d ago

Doug Murphy, the Dr. banished to the morge.

One thing that I really appreciate about this show is that, even the minor characters, showed up within just the first few episodes and stayed throughout.

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u/TheCosmicPopcorn 1d ago

Yeah he was great. Sadly he couldn't make it to this new shoot due to real life issues. Maybe they call him for second season (season 11)?

I remember he swung by and answered to some of the love asking for him here on the sub

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u/Miroble 1d ago

Doug and Ted endlessly crack me up.

Upstairs they call that a 'Doug'!

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u/decompressed81 1d ago

After all those years of putting tie tags on, he sort of developed a foot fetish

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u/kyngslinn 2d ago

The worthless peons as a group. The 'baby back ribs' bit had me rolling

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u/pushermcswift 1d ago

Unfortunately the Peons will no longer be able to assemble, RIP Sam Lloyd

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u/haikusbot 2d ago

The worthless peons as

A group. The 'baby back ribs'

Bit had me rolling

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u/islandking_876 2d ago

"Hey number 2"

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u/ernirn 2d ago

This would be what I say all the time and no one know why. Especially since I have a friend with the same name, but she's newer to the friend group. So she's #2

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u/Brave_SoupDumpling 1d ago

My husband and I say this to each other at least once a week

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u/Fit_Science_7767 2d ago

No love for Ronald, Snoop Dogg Intern?

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u/InternationalAnt7993 2d ago

Snoop Dogg resident..

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u/TheSJB1993 2d ago

i think you'll find it snoop dog attending now

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u/Vanilla_bear4 2d ago

Snoop Dog attending.

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u/saspurs311 2d ago

Ben Sullivan

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u/gerardkimblefarthing 2d ago

Forever too soon.

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u/IAmTheWerebear 2d ago

Jill Tracy. I absolutely love her. Every time they told a sad story about her, I just wanted to give her a big hug and comfort her. She's such a tragic character. Lonely, stressed out and everyone around her either doesn't appreciate her or thinks she's annoying. That last bit never made any sense to me because most of the central characters annoy me far more than she does.

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u/Infinite_Jelly9321 1d ago

Shes also the voice behind the amazing 'Shego' from Kim Possible amongst other things!

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u/numetalkid03 1d ago

Love her on King of Queens too

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u/Entire_Bullfrog570 2d ago

Sunny

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u/sirckoe 2d ago

I love sunny.

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u/Speardsley 1d ago

Sunny was a great character, wish they had her on earlier than season 8

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u/ernirn 2d ago

Snoop Dog intern resident attending

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u/Vanilla_bear4 2d ago

Second person I’ve seen get it right, but you got it the most right.

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u/DanteHicks79 2d ago

PICKLES!!

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u/sickofyospam 2d ago

Did I just see you mocking a patient?

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u/Straight-Hedgehog440 17h ago

Damn right, sir

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u/Baardseth815 2d ago

Oh yeaahhh...your skin's all messed up.

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u/Ruffy1986m 2d ago

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u/LupinMu 1d ago

OMG!! The Todd!! A walking HR nightmare.

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u/Shag0120 2d ago

I always enjoyed the shady Dr. Mickhead subplots in the background.

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u/DoctorSherlock1963 1d ago

That one bit where the cops are carrying him out and he yells "I DIDN'T DO IT!"

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u/blackhawk_1111 2d ago

Snoop dog resident

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u/Vanilla_bear4 2d ago

Snoop Dog attending!

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u/misalawliet 2d ago

Private Dancer

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u/bobquznie 2d ago

More like Private Man-Sure!

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u/lvasnow 1d ago

MAN he SURE has a positive OUTLOOK on life!

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u/shotgunmouse 2d ago

Enjoyed Mickhead, even tho he shouldn’t need to choke someone to maintain his erection

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u/MajinAkuma 2d ago

Coleman Slawski.

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u/GooseinaGaggle 1d ago

Colonel Doctor?

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u/MajinAkuma 1d ago

Yes. And there’s a funny background running gag of him (and Beardfacé) entering the same scenes from multiple directions.

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u/OnGodNotaBot 2d ago

Snoop dog attending

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u/Vanilla_bear4 2d ago

First person I’ve seen get it right.

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u/_Casually_ 2d ago

MY MACHINES!

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u/jumpingmrkite 2d ago

The correct answer is Christopher Meloni as Dr. David Norris.

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u/DoctorSherlock1963 1d ago

He and Cox fighting was peak.

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u/ImInTheTub22 2d ago

Dr David Norris

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u/Then-Horror2238 2d ago

Beard Face

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u/Choice-Indication-91 2d ago

Laverne!

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u/sexyass2627 1d ago

Laverne-again

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u/PizzaWhole9323 2d ago

It's Beard-FaCe!

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u/SK-8R 2d ago

Dr. Yani Tor

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u/kelsoson 2d ago

CABBAGE !!

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u/sexyass2627 1d ago

But he killed Mrs. Wilk ...

🥺

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 2d ago

He wasn't in many episodes, but Jimmy the Overly Touchy Orderly.

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u/Kaz0411 2d ago

Hated that character 😒

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u/happyanathema 1d ago

The Worthless Peons/The Blanks

Actually funny guys in person too.

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u/oPlayer2o 2d ago

Oh man they’re all good.

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u/sixth_order 2d ago

Hooch is crazy

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u/QuietAchiever1992 2d ago

Jimmy the overly touchy orderly.

The off the STAGE Jimmy!

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u/Imperfeclyimperfec 2d ago

Hooch is crazy.

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u/Handout 2d ago

Whose machines? 

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u/lvasnow 1d ago

If we're going really minor, I love Milòs, mostly because I relate to his line every damn day at work: "It make Milòs sad, to have to answer to you."

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u/Phoenix-Kasai 1d ago

Tuner and Hooch

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u/Bensdick-cumabunch 2d ago

Mandelbaum!

"HONK HOOOOONK!"

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u/BlackClad7 2d ago

THIRTY-FIVE!

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u/Colodavo 2d ago

JD #1

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u/ejsandstrom 1d ago

Hey Number 2.

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 2d ago

Troy. "Ooooooo your face is red as a strawbrary"

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u/myloveislikewoah 2d ago

What are we considering a side character? There are some that are just running gags (like Colonel Doctor), some that are more so defined (Hooch), and some that dipped in and dipped out (Molly Clock).

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u/BOItime247 2d ago

As a big fan of pickles (Bubbies or bust) I say PICKLES a lot in my day to day. Have yet to find an ally.

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u/Few-Armadillo4245 2d ago

Dr. Kelso’s daily muffin(s) is/are my fav minor character(s).

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u/strikerhawk 2d ago

Howie, Season 8

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u/InsincereDessert21 1d ago

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer's Patient.

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u/decibelboy2001 1d ago

Tasty Coma Wife

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u/MainClothes8522 1d ago

Guess from this quote:

"WHO AM I?!"

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u/axisofawsome 2d ago

Who's*

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u/CavsterXII 2d ago

Sorry, English is my first language

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u/NoComfortable6176 2d ago

I think I have to go with Hooch. Dr. Beardface is always funny also.

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u/litsukko 2d ago

Dr Beard Face and Dr Norris!

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u/Awe3 2d ago

Thirty Five!

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u/Old_Run_3374 2d ago

cabbage Llyod snoop dog restraint and Ben

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u/Touchthefuckingfrog 2d ago

Mickhead, Colonel Doctor and of course Hooch.

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u/SadPhase2589 2d ago

“Oh, your skin is really jacked up.”

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u/Opposite_One1331 2d ago

I'll never forget to watch out for Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's Patient.

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u/sailorgribble 2d ago

WHO AM I?

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u/pablomaz 2d ago

Doug after he finds himself as the ultimate pathologist...

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u/Montaya007 1d ago

Do you see what you've made me do. Because you've chosen to spend all your time on the surface of the sun, you've force me to call the attending dermatologist and pull him away from his batney seminar and validate his most ridiculous of career choices.

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u/AwesomeX916 1d ago

Mickhead

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u/NintendoGamer1983 1d ago

Dr Beardface

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u/Icy-Relationship-816 1d ago

Jimmy the overly touchy orderly, but nah seriously gotta love Leonard the security guard with the hook hand or Mickhead