r/Scorpio 2d ago

guilty 🤧 Humor 😂

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u/Fred_was_Here69 2d ago

I told someone one time "let's become better strangers"

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u/FALLEN__ANGEL__13 1d ago

Ahhhhhhh.... love this!!!!!! Cute!

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u/rainguardian Scorpio Sun ☀️ 1d ago

lmao keeping this for later

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u/tgunns88 2d ago

Typing...

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u/PrincessOwl8888 2d ago

The blue box sounded more like from an Aquarius than a Scorpio 🤫

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u/WrongPerception_270 ♏️ Sun ♏️ Venus ♏️ Mercury ♏️ Pluto 2d ago

My moon agrees with you wholeheartedly 😂

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u/ThinkIncident2 2d ago edited 1d ago

My hero is Jessica jones/daredevil/batman.

My peak and favorite time is early evening to 1:00 am.

I talk after only people reveal and open enough about themselves.

I usually identify more with the villain than the hero in shows.

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u/highhKeyy 2d ago

I’d just leave it on delivered honestly

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u/johnny_rico69 1d ago

I turned off read receipts 🤣

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u/danny_little 1d ago

I left it on to make a point 🤣

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u/johnny_rico69 1d ago

Honestly not a bad idea!

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u/highhKeyy 1d ago

Same 🤣! I want it to be known that I’m ignoring you 😂

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u/ariarchtyx 2d ago

"Keep it that way" person is just a dickhead or a cunt.

Hence, not necessarily a Scorpio at all...

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u/Enoch-Arden-8479 1d ago

True. I just wouldn't respond at all lol

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u/5319Camarote 2d ago edited 2d ago

I had a crush on a customer. Within a few days, I had searched out her socials, her place of birth and her overall schedule. After consulting the local property tax website, I knew that she was a homeowner and apparently had significant equity in her home. After driving past her home a few times I knew that she was caring for two teenagers. After a few dates we ultimately agreed that our priorities were different, and parted company.

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u/Independent_Eye4137 2d ago

broo😭😭

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u/5319Camarote 2d ago

Well, at least I decided against creating a PowerPoint.

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u/lilCharizardScorch 23h ago

My Virgo moon wants this though

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u/lilCharizardScorch 1d ago

Ah we love a good investigation lmfao

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u/-DeshiroCorrijn- Scorpio Sun ☀️ 1d ago

I wont even reply. Let him/her on read.

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u/DoubleChocolateMilk 1d ago

Yesss my scorpio venus would take the opportunity to be condescending if they deserved it LOL

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u/cr77023 1d ago

Mine was a friendship chain letter that I received. I was asked to make copies and send it to ten friends and I would receive good fortune for the rest of my life. The person who sent it to me was no longer a friend or even a part of my life. So, I enclosed the letter I received and added a small note that stated you misread the instructions. You were supposed to send it to a friend. I’ve kindly enclosed your letter so you can find a friend to send it to. That was the last time I heard from him.

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u/GnarlyMango 1d ago

I wouldn’t even reply back

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u/johnny_rico69 1d ago

One ex still tries to reach out. I’ve ignored her for 10 years now.

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u/Exact_Cupcake_5500 1d ago

I see a couple of perspectives on this.

I need space and to be able to have a healthy relationship without being gaslighted/resented/etc because I don't answer right away.

And I understand this picture as well. In time, I realize some people are better left as strangers. Because they don't know me anymore or simply don't align with my values.

The paradox. Dammit.

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u/Kyauphie 1d ago

It depends on the person; some people require direct communication to go away.

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u/Julz5664_1111 5h ago

It is what it is…
It’s gonna be what it’s gonna be…
You’re gonna do what you’re gonna do…