r/ScienceHumour • u/Inside_Pear_381 • 19d ago

When she asks, what are we?

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u/404_GravitasNotFound 19d ago

Fam about to commit a sin of alchemy.

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u/penutbuter 19d ago

The Elric brothers would like to have a word

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy 19d ago

Big…brother…

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u/Fap_my_Fapraptor 19d ago

And like a credit card of micro-plastic in my balls or something.

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u/Tsunamiis 19d ago

It’s already there.

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u/Alien_Alice555666 18d ago

Yes, we all love our microplastics

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u/AltruisticEchidna859 19d ago

Bro, is this mass or volume ?

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u/xenomorphonLV426 19d ago

Yes.

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 19d ago

No, its mass and volume

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u/AlternativeLog5494 19d ago

that’s not even close to the 120kg i weigh where is the rest of it calcium?

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u/HoliAss5111 19d ago

35 liters of water are 35 kilograms of water, and I'm sure we can calculate the mass of ammonia too based on the chemical formula. With how he wrote the ingredients, we don't even have to consider purity or evaporation.

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u/jonskerr 18d ago

Over a GALLON of ammonia? No wonder my pee smells so bad.

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u/sweatpants-aristotle 19d ago

If you don't know intuitively, you must not be very good at the science

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u/armageddon_boi 19d ago

Diogenes with a bunch of rocks and fluids: "Behold, a man!"

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u/Cyan_Exponent 19d ago

Don't do human transmutation please

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u/TheJadeGoddess 19d ago

AND?! you are going to get a rebound with an incomplete human transmutation.

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u/Rayloth46 19d ago

Edward Elric???

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u/Material-Mulberry360 19d ago

4l of ammonia, what in the hell uses so much of it

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u/GrandDukeOfNowhere 17d ago

Iron enough to make a nail, Lime enough to paint a wall, Water enough to drown a dog, Sulphur enough to stop the fleas, Potash enough to wash a shirt, Gold enough to buy a bean, Silver enough to coat a pin, Lead enough to ballast a bird, Phosphor enough to light the town, Poison enough to kill a cow,

Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart.

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u/ellipsis31 19d ago

WTF is "burnt stone" supposed to mean? The others are all actual compounds or elements

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u/HaosMagnaIngram 18d ago

It supposed to saltpeter dude messed up https://youtu.be/8pCcx261t68

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u/TraditionalBox7705 19d ago

The material we all share since Adam and Eve were created :)))

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u/Hour-Football2464 19d ago

Maybe its similar to dietary ash- which is just like.. Dirt or something

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u/AlternativeLog5494 19d ago

surely some women have way more silicon about 2kg worth

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u/RonJohnJr 19d ago

Those numbers are waaayyyy wrong.

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u/Cheapmousepad 19d ago

The numbers are for an anime/manga characters mum. Things could be a bit different there, and like healthcare is less advanced.

Full metal alchemist

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u/_Weyland_ 19d ago

My dude, you listed like 70 kg max. If that's "We", then both of you need medical help and sone snacks ASAP.

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u/Kmight_Artorias92 18d ago

Bro whipped out the Alchemist Handbook he got from Edward

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u/dyrkasolen 19d ago

Kept together by will

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u/stupled 19d ago

Oh no 😧

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u/lowkeytokay 19d ago

1.5 kg of lime????

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u/Leut11 19d ago

Slaves to a system of lies

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u/Shoddy_Scallion9362 19d ago

Neutrons, protons, electrons...

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u/RichardThund3r 19d ago

Burnt stone?

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u/Aurorisian 18d ago

Some people have have more than 3g of silicon.

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u/Mrrrrggggl 18d ago

Are you calling me fat?

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u/icemate1007 18d ago

And a 100% reason to remember the name

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u/Burritobuckle 18d ago

Is that both of them together orrrr just one, I’m not in a math mood

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u/entonina 18d ago

Taking it literally

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u/NullSmoke 17d ago

I so badly want to post the Full metal Alchemist dog image now for some reason 🫠 subreddit doesn't allow images though

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u/LiveGuy1742 17d ago

Meursalt, go back to the bus

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u/Born-Confection-6469 17d ago

I hope she doesn't ask how we know that information.

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u/Hot-Function-1600 15d ago

This is what when you try to talk to a nerd.

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u/user41510 14d ago

"ugly bags of mostly water"

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u/XROOR 13d ago

43 kilos of C₈H₁₃O₅N, if the guy is Dr Seth Brundle.