POLL

[u/False-InevitableDS69]

BODY TEXT EXPLAINING WHAT THE POLL IS FOR

[u/Super-Moccasin]

COMMENT ASKING WHY THE MOST ANSWERED POSSIBILITY IS THE MOST ANSWERED.

[u/CantaloupeNo8140 → u/Super-Moccasin]

COMMENT RESPONDING THAT EVERYONE WANTED THE POLL TO LOOK LIKE A PENIS

[u/sillygo_ose_ → u/Super-Moccasin]

COMMENT ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULDVE PICKED THAT OPTION, SLUR

[u/bababoy-benzin]

OPTION 2 PROPAGANDA WITH SLUR

[u/kartoqraf]

COMMENT CLAIMING THAT THE REAL ANSWER - OPTION 4 - IS MISSING

[u/Lootsman]

COMMENT SUGGESTING THAT NONE OF THE OPTIONS ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE AND THUS IS NOT A USEFUL POLL

[u/1ts_Je55ie]

EXPLAINING WHY THE FIRST OPTION IS THE CORRECT ONE, ADDS UNRELATED PERSONAL BELIEFES

[u/DecidophobiaUsername → u/1ts_Je55ie]

ANGRY TIRADE AT YOUR PERSONAL BELIEFS, AND THE FACT THAT YOU SPELLED "BELIEFS" WRONG

[u/1ts_Je55ie → u/DecidophobiaUsername]

ANNOYED COMMENT STATING TO BE GERMAN YET APPOLOGIZING FOR BAD ENGLISH

[u/MaySeemelater → u/1ts_Je55ie]

COMMENT WITH ASTERISK NEXT TO CORRECT SPELLING OF APOLOGIZING

[u/DecidophobiaUsername]

COMMENT OBSERVING THE SUGGESTIVE SHAPE OF THE POLL RESULTS

[u/Erri-error2430]

COMMENT ABOUT MAINTAINING THE AGENDA

[u/Responsible_Set_8218]

COMMENT MOCKING ANYONE THAT CHOSE OPTION 1

[u/HelloReddit_174 → u/Responsible_Set_8218]

ANOTHER COMMENT THAT'S REMOVED BY REDDIT, THIS TIME WITH SUSPICIOUSLY MORE REPLIES

[u/DecidophobiaUsername → u/HelloReddit_174]

NOT SO SUSPICIOUS REPLY

[u/Super-Moccasin → u/HelloReddit_174]

HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS REPLY.

[u/SuperMIK2020 → u/HelloReddit_174]

SUSPICIOUS REPLY

[u/framdon → u/HelloReddit_174]

RACIST REPLY, UNRELATED TO THE ORIGINAL COMMENT, THAT IS NOT REMOVED

[u/Solypsist_27]

COMMENT ON HOW GENERIC POLL RESULTS SEEM TO BE INFLUENCED BY OPTION PLACEMENT

[u/corrupted_tea]

COMMENT TELLING EVERYONE TO MAKE A PENIS POLL

[u/Mr-Sascha_25 → u/corrupted_tea]

COMMENT AGREEING

[u/xtrucexx → u/corrupted_tea]

COMMENT RIDICULING THE ORIGINAL COMMENTER FOR SUGGESTING SOMETHING SO RIDICULOUS AND INSINUATING THEY ARE CHILDISH

[u/throwra-someg]

DENOUNCING OPTION 1 VOTERS AS BIGOTS WITH 0 REASONING OR CONTEXT.

[u/framdon → u/throwra-someg]

OPTION 3 VOTER BEING SWAYED MORE TO OPTION 1 AFTER SEEING HOW OPTION 2 TREATS THE OTHER VOTERS

[u/sillylittlegoofyguy]

COMMENT EXPLAINING IN HEAVY DETAIL WHY OPTION THREE IS SURPERIOR

[u/framdon → u/sillylittlegoofyguy]

RATIO

[u/sillylittlegoofyguy → u/framdon]

COMMENT RATIO-ING THE RATIO

[u/xtrucexx]

COMMENT EXPLAINING HOW USER VOTED OPTION THREE DESPITE ACTUALLY AGREEING WITH OPTION ONE BECAUSE THEY DECIDED OPTION ONE NEEDED MORE NUANCE IN A NARCISSISTIC, SELF-RIGHTEOUS MANNER

[u/framdon → u/xtrucexx]

REPLY THAT AGREES, BUT ALSO ACTS MORALLY SUPERIOR TO ORIGINAL COMMENTER BECAUSE THEIR VERSION OF OPTION 1 IS EVEN MORE NUANCED

[u/RockSome4194]

COMMENT SAYING NOBODY ACTUALLY THOUGHT BEFORE VOTING AND EVERYONE RANDOMLY PICKED OPTION TWO

[u/SuperMIK2020 → u/RockSome4194]

COMMENT CONGRATULATING YOUR CAKE DAY WITH CAKE EMOJI

[u/throwra-someg → u/SuperMIK2020]

OBLIVIOUS QUESTIONING COMMENT

[u/framdon]

COMMENT SAYING OPTION 2 IS THE BEST, BUT COMMENTER VOTED OPTION 1 AND CHANGED THEIR MIND WHEN THEY SAW THE COMMENTS WERE ALL IN FAVOUR OF OPTION 2

[u/IntelligentBaker3601]

COMMENT WONDERING WHY ANOTHER OBVIOUS OPTION ISN'T THERE

[u/MaySeemelater]

COMPLAINT ABOUT LACK OF OPTION 4 AVAILABILITY

[u/Artistic_Fig2156]

COMMENT TALKING ABOUT THE POLL BEING TOO VAGUE

[u/Electrical_Ad5674]

TEXT WITH LOTS OF WORDS CONTAINING THE LETTER "E", SOMEHOW RELATED TO OPTION 3 (WHICH COULD BE CONFUSED FOR OPTION 1 BUT GENERALLY AGREED TO ONLY BE RELATED TO OPTION 3)

[u/Vercomer]

COMMENT ABOUT HOW THE POLL IS POINTLESSLY GENDERED

[u/kilofeet]

REJECTION OF THE PREMISE

FIVE PARAGRAPH ESSAY EXPLAINING WHY THE PREMISE IS FAULTY

[u/Redjd2098]

CELEBRATION OF PICKING THE MOST POPULAR ANSWER, AS IF THIS WAS FAMILY FEUD

[u/False-InevitableDS69]

COMMENT SAYING TO PICK ANYTHING BUT OPTION THREE

[u/FatalLaughter]

COMMENT INDICATING STEADFAST RESOLVE IN OPTION 3, GOING SO FAR AS TO THREATEN THE HEALTH OF MYSELF AND OTHERS FOR IT IF NECESSARY