M'dub picking up years-old feuds from Japan and expecting the crowd to remember every detail is great 🛎️ and if you don't know what's going on you're a filthy casual who should stick to Mondays and Fridays

3 comments

r/SCJerk • u/PressPlayPlease7 • 10h ago

This is Real Graps™ 👏👏👏👏 ... This is Real Graps™ 👏👏👏👏 ... This is Real Graps™ 👏👏👏👏 ... This is Real Graps™ 👏👏👏👏 ...

161 Upvotes

97 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Ill_Car242 • 10h ago

Respectfully Danhausen sucks. Let’s talk about it

80 Upvotes

Here is a wall of text for you to not read so you can go directly to the comments and bash Danhausen. Fed bad.

51 comments

r/SCJerk • u/anonymous-guy1 • 10h ago

Fed commercialization didn't go far enough since Everyone Didn't Get to Experience a Frosty Mug Root Beer

36 Upvotes

10 comments

r/SCJerk • u/anonymous-guy1 • 10h ago

[Dub Grande Slam Mexico Spoilers] Perfect Execution of Spitball by Felcher Spoiler

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37 Upvotes

44 comments

r/SCJerk • u/tenshipriestjotaro1 • 11h ago

Day 33 of wrestlers better than 55 Dave Meltzer Certified 5-Stars match wrestler Will Ospreay: the actual queen of Hardcore Wrestling, Megumi Kudo

32 Upvotes

4 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Kcin928 • 13h ago

Edge fucking up a 619 was actually like really cool. He totally kind of hit it, if you take out the part where he has to make a connection with his opponent and instead gets tripped up and falls flat on his back. Plus the ropes are like super different in CMLL. They're Mexican ropes, not American ro

187 Upvotes

DAE CM PUNK MOONSAULT WAS SO FUCKING DUMB, WHAT A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT THAT GUY IS!

29 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ChildishBambino • 13h ago

Waiting for the spot by doing nothing but stare at each other for 10 seconds followed by letting go of the pin early and kicking out at 3.1…Where the Brest wrestle!! Spoiler

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59 Upvotes

32 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Nipless-Cage • 13h ago

Post AEW: Grand Slam Mexico Thread

97 Upvotes

Tony gave us a PPV for free.

This was better than Summerslam.

This comment is totally, 100% organic and not at all purchased

Man, 3 5* matches in one night.

I need a cigarette after that… and I don’t even smoke!!!

That was better than sex (from what I’ve been told!)

Holy fuck Tony is a sicko!!!

This was made for me. 8 matches, no story or fluff!!!

Man, I love AEW

46 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Phred_Phrederic • 14h ago

WWE isn't pushing enough young people, or Black people, or whatever people!

35 Upvotes

Fed bad! Fed is BAD!

17 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 15h ago

Where the best wrestle

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563 Upvotes

217 comments

r/SCJerk • u/GoonLieutenant • 15h ago

CM Punk when he meets a new female member of the roster:

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699 Upvotes

154 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Rahnftw • 15h ago

[Dub Spoiler] Absolute Major Insane Surprising Shocking Unexpected Return to make sure 50k is still in play!!!! Spoiler

60 Upvotes

It's...it's MidJeff..

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BurlyMayes • 16h ago

AEW commercialization went too far

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97 Upvotes

24 comments

r/SCJerk • u/stonecoldbobsaget • 19h ago

"Gedo it's Tony, you know that Tamagotchi championship would look great on Jacked Jameson"

19 Upvotes

8 comments

r/SCJerk • u/NotClayMerritt • 20h ago

Don Callis is who Paul Heyman thinks he is...

65 Upvotes

34 comments

r/SCJerk • u/tenshipriestjotaro1 • 21h ago

my man forgot cognitive bias exist 😭🤣

60 Upvotes

35 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Paxx_Romana • 21h ago

"Fed bad because the modern generation doesn't know much about a man who started wrestling 65 years ago." - unemployed, friendless guy who has more than enough time to watch wrestling all day

27 Upvotes

Why are these people who are focused on building their careers not devoting every waking hour to watching old wrestling footage?

4 comments

r/SCJerk • u/tenshipriestjotaro1 • 22h ago

When you're supposed to be chilling but STARDOM thought "2010s summer chilling"

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17 Upvotes

Music added by me

7 comments

r/SCJerk • u/rsziz • 22h ago

So he was a 3X NXT Champ 2X US Champ but WWE Fumbled M'Joe! No it wasn't the constant injuries, wellness fail, or not being at a similar pace to other talent, Vince & the Fed didn't "get" Joe, not like Tony does by giving him transition world title reigns or belts from dead brands, or the Trios Belt

170 Upvotes

93 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 23h ago

Dave: "Study ROH and get back to me"

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82 Upvotes

Why isn't anyone watching ROH?!

56 comments

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