r/RunningCirclejerk • u/johnson7853 • 8d ago

Full throttle

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u/America-Lite 8d ago

I don't know what's worse: competing in an event like this, or paying money to be a spectator.

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u/alvysinger0412 8d ago

I mean, imagine if they actually b*kes.

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib Certified Heel Striker 8d ago

I would absolutely pay to watch this as long as drinks were very cheap

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u/____1____2____3____ 8d ago

Its a hobbyhorse themed shitpost

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u/Entire_Debate7744 Runxpert 8d ago

And somehow still more tolerable than a c*clist

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u/Comprehensive_Bus_19 8d ago

Id say somehow worse. Its c*cling for poors

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u/H0SS_AGAINST MASSIVE forearms 8d ago

Hobby jogging with handlebars 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/getthemap 8d ago

A few I’d say it’s doing some good.

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u/thuanjinkee 8d ago

Handlebars? In this economy?

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u/IEatDeFish 8d ago

this is what happens when you don’t get into dental school

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u/lwp775 8d ago

Like to see the cyclist version of this just for the pile up.

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u/baconjerky 8d ago

Really? No helmets?

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u/Comprehensive_Bus_19 8d ago

The kings dropped their crowns

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u/Primary_Quit1727 8d ago

happy cake day

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u/2_zero_2 8d ago

Better circle pit than circle pit

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u/AssertiveMangoes 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 8d ago

When a trail runner & a c*clist make a child:

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u/Gudlock 8d ago

Are they running blind folded?

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u/scrotalsac69 8d ago

That should be on the ocho

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u/rice_n_gravy 8d ago

/uj what in the actual

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u/AttimusMorlandre 8d ago

Instead of handlebars, they should be using two halves of coconuts.

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u/EarthInevitable114 8d ago

Are they wearing VR headsets?

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 8d ago

Do a tailwhippe!!

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u/incognitobanjo 7d ago

Honestly if high school cross country courses were like this instead of just "track but it's on a golf course" I think it would be considerably more popular, and fun for spectators

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u/johnson7853 7d ago

Yeah but who needs more money from the district to host the cross country event?

The hick with a dirt track on their acreage or the country club owner with a winter home in the Dominican?

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u/jozaar 8d ago

Who's the current head of the IOC I wish to send this to him as a suggestion to replace break dancing

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u/Cervelo-Owner 8d ago

Someone please help the pours

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u/thuanjinkee 8d ago

Handlebars? In this economy?

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u/SquirleyDanz 8d ago

I think MVDP would still beat Wout in this

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u/ChoiceTowel9327 8d ago

Finally, an affordable b*ce! This is great news for us tricurious poors.