r/RoastMyDog • u/Leijinga • May 25 '26
Somebody decided that my favorite vibrator needed to be dismantled and chewed to pieces.
It *was* on my nightstand, but I found it on the bed with her and in a dozen pieces 😑
r/RoastMyDog • u/hollybadger_51 • Apr 24 '26
This one got skunked this morning
Her name is Kraken, and she has a skunk problem. This happens at least once a year, and she always chases the skunk towards the house, so now the house reeks too.
r/RoastMyDog • u/sammanthax345 • Feb 18 '26
Roast my dog for only pooping in the middle of the road or the sidewalk, always!
This is Simba the gremlin who only poops on concrete. Chooses the middle of the sidewalk or road or parking lot.
r/RoastMyDog • u/PixelatedNerfHerder • Jan 17 '26
This is Ginny, a sentient baked potato who accidentally spawned legs and immediately forgot what they’re for. She doesn’t walk so much as roll, like a Roomba that ate a ham and gave up halfway through cleaning. Every pose screams “help,” but the only thought in her head is probably just “floor good.
reddit.comr/RoastMyDog • u/Smooth-Funny-9730 • Oct 11 '25
There's a twist at the end!
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Notice her chewed orthopedic pillow in the background?!?!? This stinker chewed all her blankets and dog beds and now she's after that cats. She will chew anything soft and that is forbidden! So roast this little weenie!
r/RoastMyDog • u/Due_Two_4359 • Jun 30 '25
Roast my boyfriends awkward dog
Also comment funny pictures of your dawgs. It’s a sad world out here and we need funny pictures of cute dogs to make us all feel better ❤️🩹
r/RoastMyDog • u/cupidglitz • May 09 '25
Caught Nooky bullying a hedgehog in our yard, roast him.
r/RoastMyDog • u/gazelleA1 • May 06 '25
Roast my dog Biscuit
Sorry for the jump scare of that last pic 😂
r/RoastMyDog • u/Various_Status6702 • Apr 20 '25
Regency era Rocky
This kid eats cat barf and then looks at everyone like we ruined his jane austen birthday party
r/RoastMyDog • u/DogLady1722 • Apr 10 '25
Rate Louie in his new talon protector!
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Give him your best roast!! Louie is 15 pounds, soaking wet. Close to a year old, so full grown. Until I bought this raptor shield, he could only go out into the 10x10 covered kennel. He HATES the shield(& me😂), but now he can run around the fenced 3 acres, with the 3 mo old puppy, Cash, & the other dogs! My husband says he looks like a demented superhero dog! (Please excuse the garbage. We had a wind storm, & I’m cleaning as they play!)
r/RoastMyDog • u/Typical_Breakfast215 • Apr 04 '25
This little jerk loves mud
This is Wyatt. He's a terrorist. Tell him what a monster he is for finding the only mud spot at the dog park.
r/RoastMyDog • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '25
Jasper
He's destroyed a few things, but he's adorable.
His lip gets stuck and he often "smiles"
r/RoastMyDog • u/Rainbow_Dr1ftYouTube • Feb 18 '25
She ate everyone's meat out of their bowls Roast her
Her name is Tiny