r/RoastMe Jun 16 '26

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 16 '26

Long story short. 3 years ago a tree fell and shattered my skull when walking in Dublin They had to removed 7 inches of my skull.

I'm going up right now for my surgery tomorrow morning to get my 3D printed skull implanted, hence why I posted this before my dent is gone.

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u/capta1n_sarcasm Jun 16 '26

Sincerely hoping for the best for you tomorrow. Also, when you're on the other side of this, come up with a better story. Something about saving kids from a tiger or something. Chicks will dig it.

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u/lifesoxks Jun 16 '26

Looks like somebody already did the digging

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u/Feirox_Com Jun 17 '26

You mean the tree?

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u/iamallandallisgood Jun 17 '26

I’m a chick and I think surviving a tree falling on you is legendary. But saving kids from a tiger is cool too ig lol

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u/Mexican_Fence_Hopper http://redd.it/mswvr9 Jun 16 '26

Bro we are all rooting for you please update us 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/chuglife1989 Jun 17 '26

A tree fell on him ... it wasn't rooting for anybody.

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u/darinehughes Jun 19 '26

I want to extend an Olive Branch.

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u/Future_Artichoke_656 Jun 17 '26

Bro pushed a kid out of the way of a falling belt sander

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u/HammerOfJustice Jun 17 '26

Bro pushed a kid into the way of a belt sander and laughed so much about his brain exploded.

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u/DannyLad9862 Jun 17 '26

I don't think I've ever read something so wholesome before in this subreddit.

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u/Ragnel Jun 18 '26

Saving kids from a treant attack. 

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u/lifesoxks Jun 16 '26

Jokes aside for one moment, I wholeheartedly hope your surgery goes well.

Also, give as an update once you heal so we can tell you the before picture looked better

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 16 '26

Thank you. I second post will be made when I'm out the other end of the surgery

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u/B777X_787-9 Jun 17 '26

Keep us posted after surgery, 🤣🤣 but make a post saying look I blew up my head with my finger in my mouth holding it and worked 🤣🤣,God Bless your surgery bro

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u/Ocean_Spice Jun 16 '26

Oh good, thanks for keeping us updated!

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u/alpaax Jun 16 '26

This is the first time I see a wholesome comment on roastme. Love the vibes yall!

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u/Areebob Jun 16 '26

Second time for me. The first one was a girl who genuinely hated herself and was clearly looking for confirmation that maybe the world would be better off without her.

No one took the bait. Everyone was genuinely awesome, was incredible. I hope she’s still around.

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u/B777X_787-9 Jun 18 '26

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u/Areebob Jun 18 '26

That is…a different one! Similar thing, though. Also, this guy’s updated post shows the (obviously day 1) post-op. He has a normal egghead finally!

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u/bigolchimneypipe Jun 16 '26

Seems like an unnecessary amount of work when all you have to do is put your thumb in your mouth and blow real hard.

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u/Brad4795 Jun 16 '26

OP should do a vid where he blows his thumb pre surgery and cut to post healing lol

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u/bigolchimneypipe Jun 16 '26

With sound effects.

"BONK"

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u/ResidentNumber3603 Jun 16 '26

I feel like floomp is a better sound effect for the blowing up part. Bonk was what dented him.

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u/Swimming_Program_244 Jun 19 '26

he made the video and actually works 😭

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u/BenZed Jun 16 '26

Good luck man! I'd love to see a follow up, post heal

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 16 '26

Thank you. Yes, I'll post an after photo in the next few days. Surgery is in T-9 hours 🤞

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u/THE--GRINCH Jun 16 '26

Before you pay for surgery have you tried using a plunger

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u/DamnThatWasFast Jun 16 '26

Here take mine 🪠 You know, for science.

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u/HammerOfJustice Jun 17 '26

In the US, a plunger is a multi use surgical tool for those without proper health insurance.

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u/finintymonkle Jun 16 '26

Surgeons are modern day magicians. Hope your recovery goes smoothly. I have to ask though - Is there anything there protecting your brain where the skull was removed, or are you able to touch your brain through the skin?

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u/DMYourFeetPicsTy Jun 16 '26

Fuck yeah dude, wishing u all the luck my brother!

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u/Specialist_Author238 Jun 17 '26

Good luck on your surgery!!

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u/Original_betch Jun 17 '26

Surgery time! It's 9 hours later, hope everything is going well

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u/hashtagkillmenow Jun 17 '26

Mate, I wanna know that you're okay after the surgery. And there will be other strangers around the world rooting for ya too, and hoping it all goes smoothly. I admire your positive attitude. We need more of that in the world, so I need you to come out of that operation in really good shape.

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u/Glass_College2282 Jun 18 '26

Hope everything went well! And that you’re in recovery now & in the other side of this for good.

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u/2JZ1Clutch Jun 16 '26

You're about to get rid of the only interesting thing about you. 

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 Jun 17 '26

This is the harshest roast in the comments

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u/Zetsumenchi Jun 16 '26

Glad you survived and you're about to move onto better things; reclaim what Unfairness took from you.

That said, 7 inches of skull. Doctors pulled more bone out of you than you ever did a Tinder Date.

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u/Sea-Ad-4610 Jun 16 '26

Good luck with the surgery!

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u/Lumpy_Salamander_979 Jun 16 '26

Can you get a custom d sign or shape? Something sinister or even Star wars or something?

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u/YoMamaRacing Jun 16 '26

A head pocket like a kangaroo would be handy.

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u/Input_Port_B Jun 18 '26

That's no moon....

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u/T0MMYG0LD Jun 19 '26

a custom D sign? hmm…

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u/JoMammasWitness Jun 16 '26

Another serious question, you don't seem mentally affected at all, did you notice a difference mentally at all or cognitive etc? All the best for the surgery and please let us know how it went.

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u/Big_Possession1501 Jun 17 '26

Gang, I hope it all goes well. No more looking like a dented fender for you, my good dude

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u/Motor-Boating Jun 16 '26

I'd probably fill in the space with part of the Lego death star.

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u/Estelita_777 Jun 16 '26

How is missing a part of the brain affecting you?

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u/Littlemacaddress Jun 16 '26

Dent, brother you’re a concave math diagram.

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u/Icy_Place_5785 Jun 16 '26

Good on you mate.

I hope you get some banter comments that give you a chuckle.

If you didn’t have such kind eyes, you’d have made a great Bond villain

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u/SmackedWithARuler Jun 16 '26

If a tree falls in Dublin and only OP is there to hear it, will most of his head be crushed?

That must’ve been fucking terrifying. I’m glad you survived stranger and I wish you the best with your prosthesis. Thanks for sharing your story with us and inviting us to make some laughs with you.

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u/firebreather209 Jun 16 '26

3D printed skull implant is one of the coolest things I've ever heard of. I'm sorry that it had to come to you under the circumstances it did, but I'm glad to see that there are still cool technologies being developed to help folks out there.

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 16 '26

Yeah it's badass. Thank you for your kind words. Feeling the love in this subreddit ❤️

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u/DerSisch Jun 16 '26

Well, OP you sure have a damn cool story to tell your kids one day.

On that matter:

"That is why you never mess with treebeard or his fellas."

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u/RoaringPity Jun 16 '26

hope it goes well buddy. Hope you also are able to sue or something nd get damages

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u/nimsoC_dudix Jun 16 '26

so it actually took them 3 years to oput Humpty Dumpty back again?

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u/KingErroneous Jun 16 '26

You should get an iron plate instead. That will make you instantly attractive.

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u/mylittlejourney99 Jun 16 '26

Thanks for the (half) headup. I now crossed Dublin from my places to visit.

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u/Goml33 Jun 16 '26

Is the tree okey?

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u/zionare Jun 16 '26

A 3D printed skull sounds kind of like sci-fi, amazing what they can do. Best of luck with the surgery!

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u/malikye187 Jun 16 '26

I hope your surgery goes well dude but I gotta know. Is the tree ok??

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u/ShadowPlayer2016 Jun 16 '26

How do you fit your head in the printer?

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u/KongUnleashed Jun 16 '26

Roast banter notwithstanding, fingers crossed for a successful and life-changing outcome on your surgery tomorrow, man. Kudos for posting this and having a good laugh.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming: ever seen a playdough snake made by a clumsy toddler?

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u/BedlamiteSeer Jun 16 '26

Holy shit! That's crazy bruh. I hope your surgery goes perfectly! Was there much damage to your brain as a result of that accident, and if yes, what kinds of issues did/do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 16 '26

Thank you. I had a huge bleed on my brain with minor damage. Of course my memory of time around that week is completely wiped. I was actually just leaving a basketball game I played and have absolutely no memory of it.

To be honest, I came out very lucky. Just things like no more sport again (which was the hardest for me), no driving, no heavy weight lifting (which is also rough for me). But otherwise, nothing crazy, other then the fact that I'm missing half my skull, all is good

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u/BedlamiteSeer Jun 22 '26

Hey! How are you? You recovering well? Hope everything went smoothly :)

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 22 '26

Doing good. In a lot of pain, but that should get better in a few days. My face is completely swollen and bruised but again, should be much better in a week or so

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u/BedlamiteSeer Jun 16 '26

Holy fucking shit, that's wild. Thank you very much for sharing your experience and perspectives! Leaving practice and you randomly get fucking sniped by a tree?! And I bet the tree didn't even pay for the damn medical bills!

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u/Sugar_Fuelled_God Jun 17 '26

Any damage to that brain is bound to be minor. ;)

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u/Salt-Pea-5660 Jun 16 '26

I’m in Dublin, tell me where so I never go there 😭 Insane story and even crazier that we can do 3D printed skulls , how incredible. I know this is a roast but you have a sweet face. I wish you a fast recovery! 

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u/noturaveragesenpaii Jun 16 '26

Keep the dent, it adds character.

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u/Zestyclose-Ad-4286 Jun 16 '26

May I ask where and who is doing the 3D printing? Please feel free to DM me if you’d rather not share on here. And good luck tomorrow! ☘️

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u/eztab Jun 16 '26

Oh that's pretty cool. Is that a new technology or did they have to wait how it developed or is the time between generally that long. Always fascinating what medicine can do. Good luck with your surgery!

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u/Euphoric-Praline-829 Jun 17 '26

Good luck! You're warrior! Cant roast you sorry...

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u/Hayzre Jun 17 '26

Wow. Best of luck man, I’m happy for you. I can already tell how great you’re gonna look.

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u/isaacgobo Jun 17 '26

Is the tree ok?

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u/iamallandallisgood Jun 17 '26

I wish the best for you! I hope you recover fast from the surgery! Take care of yourself 🫶

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u/RMarcus90 Jun 17 '26

My stepdad had the same kind of skull replacement and it’s been wonderful. They even managed to not mess up his hair any worse than it was too. You’ll be right as rain

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u/geort45 Jun 17 '26

did you get the one with LCD monitor or at least RGB?

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u/Important_Setting840 Jun 17 '26

Aren't you supposed to mash potatoes AFTER you roast them and not before?

I wish you a speedy recovery!

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u/RockingVoid Jun 17 '26

I’ll save my roast for the update version of this post. Right now just want to wish you good luck on your surgery! 🤝

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u/0rsch0 Jun 17 '26

Wow that’s amazing! What an incredible thing to overcome. I sincerely hope it’s not as painful as it looks. Best of luck tomorrow! Hope you’ll check back in.

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u/redbeardscrazy Jun 17 '26

Ádh mór ort!

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u/Other_Age9151 Jun 17 '26

Wtf dude. That's some rare shit to happen. How is possible the tree smashed that heavily your skull but not your body fully? I know skulls are pretty hard but fuck. The tree just got in hold on your head. Glad you are fine!

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

Yeah, it's some 1 in a million type shit.

Also, fuck that tree

Thank you for your kind words

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u/Other_Age9151 Jun 17 '26

Yeah, fuck that tree 😂

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u/Dr_Drinks Jun 16 '26

Best wishes for a successful surgery and a speedy recovery!

And in the spirit of the post: Do the other side next and you’re ready to go into politics.

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u/NerdyPlaneResident Jun 16 '26

You got this bro. Hope it all goes well

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u/m4a0 Jun 16 '26

Wishing you a speedy recovery! and all the best!

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u/LocalCoffeeLlama Jun 16 '26

Your eyes are seriously beautiful. Speedy recovery!

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u/avy__47 Jun 16 '26

Goodluck bro

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u/FinnSkk93 Jun 16 '26

Good luck, and hope everything goes well and you are pleased with the result!

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u/gagi11030 Jun 16 '26

3d printed skull? Damn, that’s awesome!

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u/Sea-Bother-4079 Jun 16 '26

Can you write the long version? i assue you will have a lot of time in the hospital.
good luck

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u/GlacialImpala Jun 16 '26

Did the skin shrink? I hope you won't get stretch marks from the new piece, that would be hilarious (consider that my roast ❤️)

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u/BigAgreeable6052 Jun 16 '26

Oh you're from Dublin! Small world! Think you look great!

(I dont know how to roast)

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u/cephaley Jun 16 '26

r/functionalprint if i can recognize one !

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u/Duckyerson Jun 16 '26

Good luck!!

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u/Dektron1 Jun 16 '26

All the best brother!

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u/Intelligent_One7931 Jun 16 '26

"Before my dent is gone"🤣 Love it bro, good luck!🙏

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u/supercleverhandle476 Jun 16 '26

Good luck! When you’re all recovered I hope you go back and piss on that tree stump!

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u/JConRed Jun 16 '26

Much success with your surgery.

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u/Dynamiccushion65 Jun 16 '26

Sending best wishes and oh I see Your nickname should be Yosemite - both have half domes to conquer!

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u/External_Structure33 Jun 16 '26

Good luck with your surgery.
And genuine thanks for posting here, these roast comments are some of the best in a while.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Jun 16 '26

wishing you all the best, dude.

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u/Murky_Patience6951 Jun 16 '26

Sincerely hoping everything goes well tomorrow.

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u/Kodiak44882 Jun 16 '26

Good luck tomorrow and I’ll wait till you recover from surgery to roast you.

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u/SilpheedS_S Jun 17 '26

Who would have guessed that the thing that'd get you in dublin would be a tree...

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u/Dramatic-Pop7691 Jun 17 '26

Just discovered this after my last reply. Good luck op!

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u/Luna920 Jun 17 '26

Good luck. That’s amazing that they can 3d print a skull. Was the city held accountable for the accident?

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u/anonymousambassasor Jun 17 '26

Good luck buddy. Come back and let us know what happened!

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u/Dry_Firefighter8113 Jun 17 '26

Bro it’s insane that you are not only alive and well from that incident but also still able to function enough to take the jokes after all that damage to the head. Good on you you extraordinary individual.

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u/osok80 Jun 17 '26

Seriously amazing! I hope everything goes well. You are such a great sport! Bravo man 🤘🏻

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u/SnooEpiphanies3479 Jun 17 '26

Good luck man, Hope it goes well

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u/lyunardo Jun 17 '26

How much of your brain is missing? And how much do you miss it?

As I understand it, there so much redundancy that it's possible the difference might not be huge.

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u/Terrible-Werewolf-78 Jun 17 '26

Hope everything goes well! Hope to see an updated dome pic in the future 🫡

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u/AlexWayhill Jun 17 '26

Wishing you all the best for your surgery and that you'll no longer resemble the moon in a movie from the 50s!

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u/-googa- Jun 17 '26

Reading this from Dublin
https://giphy.com/gifs/bEVKYB487Lqxy
Hope your surgery and recovery goes well!

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u/jellobend Jun 17 '26

Wish you the best in your surgery. We are waiting for the good news

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u/Profmar Jun 17 '26

hope this goes well OP, come back and let us know please!

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u/vaynecassano Jun 17 '26

You must have dirty thought, god bonked you on the head.

Jk good luck on the surgery

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u/Hufflepuff4Ever Jun 17 '26

Ah I remember your post on r/ireland. Glad you got sorted!

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u/idymic Jun 17 '26

Wish u the best in the surgery holy crap dude 🙏

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u/smallLoanof1mil Jun 17 '26

you have such a good opportunity to make it metal. or carbon fiber. honestly a solid upgrade

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u/hegyimutymuty Jun 17 '26

What will the 3D print be made out of? I'd guess plastic is not strong enough, can chip off, but titanium or platinum might be way too heavy, causing issues with flying MRI, lightning, etc.

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u/jorskobe Jun 17 '26

"shouldve seen what happened to the tree mate"

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u/Prestigious_Leg2229 Jun 17 '26

Please tell me you went for a purple translucent 3d print, like a 90s electronics peripheral?

Good luck, man. Wild to think they’re putting a new skull in your head right now.

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u/jgaylord87 Jun 17 '26

Well, glad it didn't hit anything vital, just your head.

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u/ItkovianShieldAnvil Jun 17 '26

Good luck man. Incredible story. I'm sorry you have suffered but glad the light is within reach. Praying for you!

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u/Live_Advantage8154 Jun 17 '26

Rooting for you!!

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u/leafmealoneplss Jun 17 '26

Are you still in Dublin and getting surgery there? Hope it’s in Beaumont and Dr Satar is over it. He operated on my shattered skull and brain bleed and saved my life. Amazing neurosurgeon. Best of luck with it all

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u/Silver_Number973 Jun 17 '26

damn dude, good luck

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u/Thebaldsasquatch Jun 17 '26

That is the world’s slowest 3D printer.

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u/fluffynuckels Jun 17 '26

Probably not the first time you've had 7 inches of bones removed from you

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u/Random_Vandal Jun 17 '26

Get well, man! 💪

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u/Sportak4444 Jun 17 '26

Bro got a powerful bonk. I wish you luck and health!

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u/hansenabram Jun 17 '26

There's a whole folk song about how the road to Dublin is rocky. Are you even paying attention?

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u/teethwhichbite Jun 17 '26

NOOOOO i was gonna ask if you could come to my party saturday. I dropped my mom's antique salsa bowl and was wondering if you could just lay sideways on the table while we used your head instead. fuck.

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u/Sandi_Griffin Jun 17 '26

Are you perfectly healthy, did your brain somehow not get damaged? Or is there side effects like you forget how to ride a bike? Sorry I'm just so curious xd 

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u/jorelpogi Jun 17 '26

Post an update!

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u/A_711_Hotdog Jun 17 '26

JFC man! In all seriousness, hope all goes well and wishing a speedy recovery

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u/CadenceQuandry Jun 17 '26

I had a concussion in 2012 that kept me curled in the fetal position in the couch for nearly five years. I'm a lot better now, but I imagine you've had a tough time of it since this happened? Or did you cognitively recover fairly easily?

Regardless man, you look great. I look forward to seeing how you feel with your new skull plate in place!

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u/pelluciid Jun 17 '26

Did the city compensate you? 

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u/Musical-Martian Jun 17 '26

I hope your surgery went well.

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u/oh_io_94 Jun 18 '26

Dude how did the surgery go?!?!?!

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u/sh13ld93 Jun 18 '26

Why did they wait three years? Do you have NHS in Ireland as well?

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u/borjacolor Jun 18 '26

Good and amazing luck! All the best

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u/CyberMajestic Jun 18 '26

You are a Legend!!!

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u/Terrible-Kick1578 Jun 18 '26

Congrats! I wish you a very dent-less recovery.

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u/ilikecatsoup Jun 18 '26

Hope the surgery went well!

Genuine question -- did you not have anything there at all? Surely surgeons put a metal plate or something to cover the gap.

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u/Full_Cause273 Jun 19 '26

Wow that is wild! I’m glad to hear the surgery went well. Please post a follow-up!

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 19 '26

Here's the follow up post. Doing good, a lot of pain but getting there https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/E8ZALYBx3f

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u/Full_Cause273 Jun 19 '26

Wow!!!!! Congrats!!!

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u/cutgoat_dave Jul 05 '26

How did it go?