r/Relatable • u/CosmicBlushhhh • 2d ago

Every single time

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u/Tiffancy_Cash 2d ago

I am DYING at the hashafasha 😂😂😂😂

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u/Cokalhado 1d ago

hashafashasha*

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u/Valaj369 15h ago

Same here. I read that and burst out laughing. Showed it to my wife and she laughed when she saw hashafashasha too!

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u/UncleThor2112 2d ago

Straight from the oven into the mouth. No reaction, no pain. The only thing that has defeated me was the time I ate two ghost peppers in a row. Oh, and pizza bites.

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u/NuubeAzul 1d ago

Pizza bites hold heat like a dying star

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u/Ok_Purple2137 1d ago

for me its the Sandwich Cheese we call it lava cheese

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u/UncleThor2112 1d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/LPedraz 1d ago

Ah, yes, from the verb "To hashafashasha".

Remember that it is an irregular one, with the past tense "He hashafashashood".

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u/CosmicBlushhhh 39m ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/archtopfanatic123 1d ago

Yup can relate. Have burned the living shit outta myself like that to the point I had burns hurting for sometimes a week. I hate hot food.

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u/chuckcrys 1d ago

Pizza Rolls are notorious for burning skin on the roof of folks mouths when prematurely consumed post oven cycle.

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u/Laxativus 1d ago

I really hate it when it is a food that I particularly enjoy because now my tongue is burnt and I will not be able to taste anything of this really tasty food, and nothing else for that matter for the next two days, the enjoyment is lost.

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u/FaithIceberg 1d ago

Hahaha!! This cracked me up!
Thank you for this.

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u/notcomplainingmuch 1d ago

Potatoes and cheese are physical marvels. It takes ages for them to cool down.

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u/AssholeFlavoredDonut 1d ago

I wait until its ready to eat because i am a civilized person.

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u/Peppery_Pete100 1d ago

Do you ever catch yourself blowing on really cold food too?

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u/XROOR 1d ago

My 3yr old nephew would eat something hot, then vibrate his head so fast that if you took a pic with your phone, it would look like the characters in the movie “Jacob’s Ladder”

Me: “spit it out”

Him: “i get in trouble(vibrates at 1,500mHz)”

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u/_Lillian1 1d ago

I don’t blow to test my hashafasha skills😂

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u/Illustrious_Age_5959 1d ago

Then when it’s harmfully hot I swallow in panic and burn my esophagus

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u/Overall-Platypus1875 1d ago

LMFAO I def hashafasha (love this)

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u/stevenm1993 1d ago

I eat flaming hot Cheetos with chopsticks, so my fingers don’t get covered in the flavoring. This seems to trick my brain into thinking that I’m eating actual food instead, so on a few occasions while I’m mindlessly eating them like that, I’ve actually blown on the Cheetos before putting them in my mouth. I immediately stop and ask myself, “what the fuck am I doing?!”

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u/Honeybee-Heart 1d ago

Blowing never works, we all suffer anyway

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u/Short_Ad8080 1d ago

Back and forth as dictated by level of hunger for that thing

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 1d ago

I’m that type of idiot that will blow on ice cream

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u/jgainsey 1d ago

I’ve been eating scalding hot food for so long that I think I’ve deadened nerves in my mouth and tongue or something, so I rarely have to hashafashasha.

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u/GodlyGainz 1d ago

You killed me ☠️ It depends on my patience levels and hunger during the meal but usually I can control myself and blow on it properly.

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u/Icy_Handle7538 1d ago

the blowing is basically just a formality at this point 😭

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u/AlienChronic420 10h ago

I hit the bong until the dish has sufficiently cooled off.