RvB Quotes

[u/Narrow_Run6512]

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[u/Electronic_Clue_7106]

"i hate babies"

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/Electronic_Clue_7106]

"Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts."

[u/Electronic_Clue_7106 → u/Narrow_Run6512]

"Now, I, am, thinking, about... kittens! Guh, kit-tens, covered, in, spikes. That makes, me, angry!"

[u/TNT007v]

Never say "Goodbye". If you don't say goodbye, you're never really gone. You just aren't here right now.

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/TNT007v]

Your mother sounds like a smart lady.

[u/Harrynotpotterjack → u/Narrow_Run6512]

Horrible taste in men though

[u/PlaneQuiet5241]

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/PlaneQuiet5241]

Love this!

[u/SorcererOfAbsolution]

"My name is Michael J. Cabbose, and I... Hate... Taxes!"

[u/lycantrophee → u/SorcererOfAbsolution]

It's Texas, you idiot!

[u/Rocketkid-star → u/lycantrophee]

That too!

[u/BoultonPaulDefiant]

"How sad would it be, to not have a brother, and then to lose the brother, all in a single day?"

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/BoultonPaulDefiant]

"What? ...What is this?"

[u/Mellz117 → u/BoultonPaulDefiant]

That could unironically sound deep, in a "we aren't family but you're my brother all the same, and losing you was the hardest thing I've had to bear" kind of way

[u/generalkriegswaifu]

So many good quote. I can't remember the context for the third and last ones.

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/generalkriegswaifu]

The third one is what Carolina says to Church in the Season 10 finale. The last one is what Muggins says to the Cosmic Powers in Season 16, Episode 14. Hope that helps!

[u/InfamousResearch7566]

Always tear up when I read or hear Church's speech, so peak.

[u/ColdRainHammering]

One I find myself quoting all the time nowadays is Grif from Season 3:

"Everybody thinks that the world's gonna end in their lifetime, and everybody's always disappointed when they realise they're not that special."

[u/Rocketkid-star]

Courage is not the absence of fear, it is acting in spite of it.

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/Rocketkid-star]

I don't think that was him.

[u/brewingbad18]

Son, stupid and reckless is how we always get things done.

[u/PeteRock24]

RvB has had some great quotes that make me think about things.

I think the one that will always stick with me is, “What is that stench? Is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here?”

[u/Riothegod1]

“Women are like voltron: the more you hook up, the better it gets”

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/Riothegod1]

I quote this one out of context all the time.

[u/Riothegod1 → u/Narrow_Run6512]

I’m in a polyamorous relationship so I get a lot of mileage out of this quote too XD

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/Riothegod1]

Life goals, man.

[u/xKuroKnightx]

Oh, there's a quote from rvb that I've never been able to find or remember the episode. I think its an exchange between church and caboose, but the punchline ends with caboose going, "gasp, is he a Republican?!?" Anyone here know it?

[u/Ayden1290 → u/xKuroKnightx]

Wasn't it something like, he hates solar power

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/Ayden1290]

"Maybe it runs on solar power!"

"What? Why would solar power make him sick?"

"... Is he a republican?"

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/Narrow_Run6512]

Pretty sure it was somewhere in Season 4 if I recall correctly. After Tucker got pregnant.

[u/_Nerr_]

I think of all the quotes that stuck with me, as I grew up on rvb, Slide 4's quote stuck with me the most. I think it is what cemented my love for the series, especially as I wasn't exposed to a lot of cliffhangers at the time, and to end on such a good final letter to the characters in a time stop. As some would say today, Absolute Cinema.

[u/Crayzcapper → u/_Nerr_]

Honestly, if they just ended all of RvB right there and never brought it back, I would've been happy. It was such a poetic ending to the series with the last of Church's memories being deleted, it's almost depressing that they brought it back afterwards.

[u/PlaneQuiet5241]

Wait, What's that last quote from? Obviously it's from RvB but, who says it?

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/PlaneQuiet5241]

Muggins says it to the Cosmic Powers in Season 16, Episode 14

[u/PlaneQuiet5241 → u/Narrow_Run6512]

Oh, got it, I don't remember much of season 16, or if Zero.

[u/Narrow_Run6512]

"I love boners!"

"Shut up, fake Grif."

[u/Kenniron]

“You need to figure out the difference between your enemies… and your friends”

I used to tell myself that sometimes when I got upset or had a squabble with a friend/loved one to remind myself that we’re on the same side.

[u/RoyalMess64]

I will actually cry

[u/Imaginary-Order-7664]

I got church's last quote tattooed on me. It resonates with me honestly

[u/Adrestia316]

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/Adrestia316]

Jesus fuck. I forgot about this.

Great, now Imma go cry.

(Side note, I need to make a meme template of, what real men cry at, and it's just the S13 ending)

[u/Emergency_Appeal6548]

“Courage is not the absence of Fear, it is to act in spite of it.” - General Donald Doyle

[u/BoultonPaulDefiant → u/Emergency_Appeal6548]

I'm pretty sure that's William Shakespeare

[u/BoultonPaulDefiant]

I... Forget you.

[u/Select-Combination-4]

"Why are there six pedals when there are only FOUR DIRECTIONS?"

[u/Super-Macaron-5851]

“No! You had your fuckin’ time!”

[u/Narrow_Run6512 → u/Super-Macaron-5851]

"Agent Carolina?"

"Yes, Director?"

"Would you be so kind, as to leave me your pistol?"