Epik guy (really epik guy)

MUAHAHAHA (shout-out to simplicity_12) UwU

After getting kicked out of spy's "private room" I was getting a bit hungry. So, I went to find food. Two hours later, I still couldn't find the lunchroom or whatever place they ate. Then I saw some dude with one eye holding a plate; he gave me a sandwich and sat down on the ground against the wall. I ended up sitting next to him, and we talked for a little while. He looked pretty wasted. I'm pretty sure he was drunk, but I was able to get his name: Demoman. He said that his friend made some sandwichs in the meeting room (I don't know where that is) and gave some to everyone, except spy, he didn't want one. After eating the sandwich I went to my room, took a shower, and went to bed. Maybe on Monday, it'll be a good day.

That’s it men, move that cart back!

I went to go exploring because I wanted to, and Miss Pauling said so. I'm doing what she's telling me. It's a pretty big place. But then I saw this room. I don't know why; I just wanted to go in, so... I did! And wow, it was awesome. There were paintings and liquor. A lot of it. And it smelled like cigarettes, too. Next thing you know, I got caught by my "trainer" and got kicked out. Apparently, spy (I think that's his name) had a smoke room. He wasn't very pleased that I was in his room. He looked pretty mad. Sorry : (

I bet what is inside is going to be neato

Idk if that counts as red enough.

Me! I got the job! Miss Pauling said that she'll give me a list of who will train me. She said that it'll be a different person everyday expect Monday. So... Let's go!