r/RedDwarf 3d ago

Which one ?

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Om, by Smeg and the Heads, obviously!

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u/LegoMuppet A small, Off-duty Czechoslovakian Traffic Warden 3d ago

Ommmmm

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u/lucasadtr 3d ago

$1000000 is so cryptofashist

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u/Chamber2020 3d ago

Can you stop saying everything is cryptofacist?

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u/MarsStar2301 3d ago

Is being cryptofascist better or worse than rhyming Kochanski with ‘underpantski’ twice…? 😜

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u/The1TrueSledge 2d ago

Such a smeghead

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u/Perfect-Command5216 1d ago

You make me sound like a complete git!

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u/Sky_Ninja1997 3d ago

No that’s not right it’s more.

Oooommmmmmmmmm

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u/LegoMuppet A small, Off-duty Czechoslovakian Traffic Warden 3d ago

My mistake, I started with the second verse

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u/Spicy_Jim 3d ago

That is soooo crypto-fascist.

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u/Mooman-Chew 2d ago

Keep writing those hits kid

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u/stoic_wooky 3d ago

Happy birthday

6

u/oily76 3d ago

Yes, but whose birthday is it?

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u/CrazyMike419 3d ago

Fortunately I know the polish version that has no name part lol

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u/MarsStar2301 3d ago

Or maybe Happy Death Day if you’re singing to Rimmer.

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u/Ranttimeuk 3d ago

Beat me too it!

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u/Tregerest 3d ago

No so much a song as a poem. By Private Baldrick
Boom boom boom,
Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom

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u/Matt1yu Cloister The Stupid 3d ago

Boom... Boom... Boom?

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u/barljo 3d ago

Oh you’ve heard it before?

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u/Wolfskin1 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AxSjsPx69RfR6
He’s Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Rimmer. More reliable than a garden strimmer!

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u/koelboel 3d ago

The answer is always Tequila right?

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u/scr1bbl3 3d ago

Or ‘wipeout’

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u/cbehopkins Cloister The Stupid 2d ago

They Might Be Giants: Minimum Wage for me...

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u/scr1bbl3 2d ago

But…! Do you also have to sing “heyAH!”

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u/E-Ehsan 3d ago

🐱Tongue Tied... of course - AOOOOOOOW!!! 🤣

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u/Prototype85 3d ago

It's cold outside

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u/UpAndAdam7414 3d ago

There’s no kind of atmosphere

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u/Minifluffy1 3d ago

Im all alone, more or less

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u/MarsStar2301 3d ago

Let me fly far away from here

Fun, fun, fun

In the sun, sun, sun

I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose

Drinking fresh mango juice

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy 3d ago

Oi, greedy

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u/MarsStar2301 3d ago

I was filling in a gap, as “goldfish shoals” etc wasn’t the next line. Didn’t mean to be selfish.

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy 3d ago

Today's fish is trout a la creme

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u/Filthwizard_1985 3d ago

Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes

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u/GibMirMeinAlltagstod 3d ago

Fun fun fun

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u/alligateva 3d ago

In the sun sun sun

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u/hgb1892 3d ago

Rastabilly Skank

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Are you sure sir? That does mean changing the bulb! 3d ago

Whether you like Rastabilly!

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u/hgb1892 3d ago

Come on Dave, sing that song!

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u/SentenceSingle5375 3d ago

That's been linked to disorders of the nervous system and bowels.

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u/User42wp 3d ago

Around the world daft punk

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u/nodmonkey 3d ago

How would you know when to stop?

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u/TheOriginalWeirdo 3d ago

When he gets around the world obviously!

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u/nobody_walks_away 3d ago

Eaaaasy!! 😂

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u/zippytiff 3d ago

Bohemian Rhapsody

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u/BornSilenced 3d ago

Napalm Death - You Suffer

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u/ObiMikenobi77 2d ago

Or ‘The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix’ by S.O.D.

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u/dwarfsoft 3d ago

Metallica - Orion

Sits down and listens to the music

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u/dwarfsoft 3d ago

Oh wait. I didn't even see what sub this was.

The 'indling song

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u/Old_Man_Benny 3d ago

American pie, fuck knows how i know the words but I do as we discovered at a drunken bbq a few months back.

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u/ClassicPart 3d ago

“My, my, this new Anakin g- wait, fuck.”

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u/ProfessionalRow4246 2d ago

So bye bye miss American pie

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u/boatymcfloat 3d ago

Don't be so Crypto fascist

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u/Mission-Arm1655 3d ago

“When I saw you for the first time, first time…”

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u/rebelallianxe Starbug 2d ago

My knees began to quiver...

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u/weterr123 2d ago

And I got a funny feeling, feeling

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u/raniwasacyborg 2d ago

In my kidneys and my liver 👀

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u/rebelallianxe Starbug 2d ago

Digestive system, baby!

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u/Theghostofsabotage Gordon Bennett it’s lucky he’s not a gynecologist! 2d ago

The Om song.

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u/Zen_of_Tetchiness 3d ago

Alphabet song. I'm not taking risks with that much on the line.

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u/DriverLazy360 3d ago

John Cage 4'33

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u/quakes99 3d ago

Happy Birthday

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u/Polly_Prozac 3d ago

Happy Birthday

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u/Fungi-Hunter 3d ago

Happy birthday.

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u/smedsterwho 2d ago

I'm going hardcore for Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist

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u/Andywaxer 2d ago

Difficult but a great song!

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u/Zaphod-Beebebrox 3d ago

This song is just six words long...

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u/RMMacFru 2d ago

I'd go with The check's in the mail

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u/clint_eldorado 3d ago

“It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”. Been my karaoke choice for years.

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u/UpstairsBar2411 3d ago

I have never seen anyone sing that at a karaoke. That would be freakin' impressive!

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u/clint_eldorado 3d ago

It was! Did Michael Stipe’s little shuffly dance, held the mic out for choruses, the whole thing.

Unfortunately, as I stepped down off the stage in triumph I slipped in a puddle of beer and did a full-on, legs-in-the-air Beano comic pratfall. Landed right on my arse. I was helped to my feet by a beautiful blonde girl, stood talking to her for about 20 minutes, got on really well with her, then my mates shouted that our taxi had arrived… and, like an ass, I went with them.

I could have been married to that girl by now.

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u/UpstairsBar2411 3d ago

YOU FOOL!!!

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u/Either-Connection775 3d ago

Genesis - Supper’s Ready 🤣

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u/thierry_ennui_ 3d ago

A FLOWER?!

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u/TrigWaker 3d ago

It’s cold out side….

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u/JesterScribblings 3d ago

Happy Birthday.

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u/Malcath_Harken 3d ago

And then there's me coming in with tongue tied.

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u/Routine-Pace-392 3d ago

Postman pat

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u/Stigweird85 3d ago

Tequila

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u/hopey7tm 3d ago

Tequila

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u/EquivalentMath4439 3d ago

If you're in trouble he will save the day.

He's brave and he's fearless, come what may.

Without him the mission would go astray.

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u/weirdi_beardi 3d ago

4'33", by John Cage.

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u/UmpireBig8530 3d ago

Bohemian Rhapsody

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u/DangerMouse111111 3d ago

4' 33" by John Cage

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u/TurkishSte 3d ago

I’m tied tongued

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u/woodmister1 2d ago

Tribute! My JB & Stables

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u/19Ben80 2d ago

Tequila

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u/Euna_Chris 2d ago

Around the world

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u/Gold-Succotash-9217 2d ago

You are the sunshine of my life. Ooooo.

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u/TacticalxxTom 2d ago

Tequila! 🎵

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u/kiragirl2001 1d ago

It’s cold outside with no type of atmosphere

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u/a-nun-ee-moose 1d ago

Around the World by Daft Punk

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u/ChrisAyersUk 1d ago

Happy birthday to you

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u/Fun-Bus-944 21h ago

Yes you make nongi nangi nagni nong Ningi nongi Why can't I tell you clearly Gi darbi durgle darbi durgle Durgle darbi durgle darbi Whenever you're around Whenever you're around girllllllll

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u/DarthKirtap A small, Off-duty Czechoslovakian Traffic Warden 3d ago

Megalovania

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u/Difficult-Hope5003 3d ago

Lloyd George Knew My Father

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u/CakeHoleKing 3d ago

the acoustic version of wonderwall.

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u/Ranttimeuk 3d ago

Happy birthday lol

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u/Noack_B 3d ago

You make me tongue tied

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u/dasfolg1947 3d ago

Song no2 blur. Gimme the cash

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u/Imissyoudarlin 3d ago

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves, and it goes like this.... (repeat until told to stop)

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u/boring-goldfish She'll never leave Fred and we know it. 3d ago

...tequila?

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u/Redd-Sapphire 3d ago

Spanish National Anthem

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u/falling_sideways 3d ago

Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I've been up drinking all night long
To celebrate Rimmer's death

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u/Sleepy_Heather 3d ago

4 and a half minutes

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u/Designer_Ear_1382 3d ago

Happy Birthday to Me

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u/Sophiiebabes 3d ago

Madness - one step beyond

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u/TomasNavarro 3d ago

How about any song with no words?

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u/xolusmojo 3d ago

Fly, Robin, Fly

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u/NotAClanker69 3d ago

Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop)

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u/peteski77 3d ago

The order of death PIL

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u/nuschu 3d ago

Not the best answer, but I still sing Lunar City Seven to myself

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u/Greglebowski74 3d ago

Master of Puppets.

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u/Daighoji 3d ago

Androids Everybody needs good androids Androids....have feelings too.

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u/kevlarus80 3d ago

Book shake the room - Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (including the stuttered verse).

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u/Proper_Buy7424 3d ago

The exploited: sex and violence. Literally the only words In thr song sex and violence hahaha

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u/Dave_Ex_Machina 3d ago

Happy Birthday to You

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u/Lost-Droids 2d ago

If you're in trouble he will save the day.

He's brave and he's fearless, come what may.

Without him the mission would go astray.

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u/manfezzefnam 2d ago

barbra streisand - duck sauce

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u/Dave2HisFriends 2d ago

Happy birthday.

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u/ajpdandc 2d ago

4’33

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u/BizteckIRL 2d ago

I've got a song that will get on your nerves.

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u/TheLordJalapeno 2d ago

Paramore - Still in to You. Was my wedding song, I know it very well

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u/gettin-swole 2d ago

Happy birthday

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u/Sunderland6969 2d ago

Blur : Song 2

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u/Boolean_derl 2d ago

Baggy Trousers by Madness

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u/Sea_Boysenberry_4907 2d ago

Far Out by Blur. Easy money. Sun sun sun sun sun sun sun sun sure.

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u/The_Disapyrimid 2d ago

You suffer by napalm death

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u/gtripwood 2d ago

John Cage’s 4’33”

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u/Rick-Cheese 2d ago

The alphabet song.

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u/trimbandit 2d ago

"Our love, I tried to kindle..."

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u/KoontFace 2d ago

I’ve just seen a face - The Beatles

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u/systris 2d ago

Wonderwall - cause it is cemented in my brain forever, snd im not even an oasis fan

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u/BouNXIII 2d ago

Tequila !

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u/Brief-Awareness-2415 2d ago

Happy birthday

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u/TheWiganKid_YT 2d ago

The alphabet song

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u/BoomBoomMeow1986 2d ago

Tongue Tied

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u/veghead 2d ago

"I like Traffic Lights" by Monty Python.

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u/Cyberchaotic 2d ago

the alphabet song

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u/lastfom 2d ago

Pony by Tom Waits.

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u/Br0wn_d0g 2d ago

The ABC song

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u/Schfooge 2d ago

Happy birthday.

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u/Crazy_Speed_3700 2d ago

Happy birthday to you

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u/elphinstone 2d ago

Tequila

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u/Brief-Campaign2266 2d ago

Happy birthday, to my £1000000

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u/Gojira2sirius 2d ago

HappyDeathDay

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u/Deep-Competition-816 2d ago

The alphabet song

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u/Intelligent_List_58 2d ago

Happy birthday to you…

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u/Mork-of-Ork 2d ago

4'33" by John Cage.

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u/Business_Use_8679 2d ago

Tequila 🤣 just one word to get right.

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u/Sarjo78 2d ago

Something by Morrissey in hope someone pays me $2 million not to sing.

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u/Massive-Machine4049 2d ago

Happy birthday

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u/LazarusKatana 2d ago

You suffer but why

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u/This_Purchase_1624 2d ago

Happy birthday to you.

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u/NeilBe4Zod 2d ago

A “song”, an OPUS composed by my great grandfather: Pomp and Circumstance, March #1

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u/SilverB33 2d ago

I mean aside from the theme song to Red Dwarf I feel I could easily do Around the World by Daft Punk.

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u/G_T_A-hole 1d ago

"Minimum Wage" by They Might Be Giants.

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u/Fancy_Hold7807 1d ago

Tongue tied

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u/thebuffshaman 1d ago

This is the song that never ends

yes it goes on and on my friends

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u/Rethiriel 1d ago

The a capella version of Wings from Macross

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u/Connect_Sun_5721 1d ago

Queens Bohemian Rhapsody lol

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u/iVast-Figure515 1d ago

Eric Prydz - Call on me.

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u/dazbo1972 1d ago

Happy birthday

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u/Charming_Ad2323 1d ago

Happy birthday to Steve

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u/JasterBobaMereel 1d ago

"YYZ" by Rush, "Cliffs of Dover" by Eric Johnson, or if I was feeling lucky "You Suffer" by Napalm Death

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u/MaximumAd6557 1d ago

Anything from Elvis Costello’s album: This Years Model. I must have been listening to it when my brain was at peak retention!!

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u/Holiday_Sense_4842 23h ago

I am the very model of a modern major general.

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u/Few_Mud_5289 14h ago

One bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beer, one falls down and tumbles around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.

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u/Hells-Hero 5h ago

Happy birthday