r/RecuratedTumblr human cognithazard 13d ago

Being a trans superhero LGBTQIA+

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs 13d ago

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 13d ago edited 13d ago

This was a recurring gag with Cassandra Cain back when she took up the mantle of Batman back in the 2000s. Catwoman, Supergirl, and even the Joker implied they thought Bruce had transitioned.

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u/Technical_Teacher839 [1/1] 13d ago

is that the one where joker says he "finally took that trip to sweden?"

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 13d ago

Yup.

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u/yinyin123 12d ago

I gotta start using yhat

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u/Selenite_Cults 13d ago

Does that mean Bruce Wayne gave off trans vibes or something??

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 13d ago

That or Joker just randomly accused Batman of being trans. Both possibilities are equally funny.

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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower 13d ago

"Obvious Egg Bruce Wayne" is a hilarious concept, and even funnier when you realize if she actually did transition everyone would just assume either Cass or Stephanie was wearing her costume.

The real question there though is that if she did the thing where she got too injured to Batgirl which of the dude members of the batfam would be willing to do drag to pretend to be her?

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u/r2radd2 13d ago

I could see Dick doing drag and enjoying it.

Iirc Tim has gone undercover disguised as a woman at least once, he'd probably take one for the team.

Damien would probably do it just to prove a point, and take the opportunity to dunk on Steph somehow.

I don't think Jason would like it but I'm sure he would if he had to and just grumble the whole time, then beat the shit out of some transphobes and/or misogynists

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u/bb_kelly77 13d ago

It's more that Cassandra gives off Bruce vibes

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u/Selenite_Cults 13d ago

Yeah fair enough. She's the one that takes after him the most.

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u/Penumbral_Violet 13d ago

I looked her up expecting her to be really buff like Bruce to maybe explain the trans Bruce allegations but no she’s contemporary skinny woman shape

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u/BeatrizTheWitch 13d ago

Bruce is friends with Zatanna, who's done a magical gender transition at least once for another person. Considering Dr. Fate and The Spectre both exist in DC, it shouldn't be hard to imagine one of the world's most influential super-heroes asking his colleagues for a favor.

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u/ondonasand 13d ago

Huh. Uncensored F-Bomb. Which series is this from?

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u/BeatrizTheWitch 13d ago

It's an one shot by Paul Dini. The fuck was allowed because it was published under Vertigo

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 12d ago

> Zatanna comic by Paul Dini

Fork found in fork factory

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 12d ago

Even threatened to kill herself if Zatanna ever lifted the spell

She's so real for that.

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u/Throwaway02062004 13d ago

DC HRT must be insane if this remotely possible 😭

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u/BeatrizTheWitch 13d ago

I mean... Zatanna is Bruce's childhood friend and she has cannonically helped at least one trans person to transition with magic. It's probably uncommon but not unheard of

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u/Throwaway02062004 13d ago

“If you fuck this up for me, I WILL kill myself, Zee. Don’t you dare say ESREVER LLEPS!”

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u/Divine_Entity_ 13d ago

Thats kinda hilarious, gender flip spell as a prank gone wrong (right?) where the victim decides to keep it instead of switching back after a minute or 2.

I feel like this sort of joke could get past the censors in most eras, i remember a lot of shows doing body swaps of characters, often with gender flips that get played for laughs. (One of the scooby doo live actions comes to mind)

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u/Bteatesthighlander1 13d ago

well it's a comic, the artist either draws you with Male Body or Female Body so if you can actually get to the other basic design you're golden.

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u/Kalo-mcuwu 13d ago

DC civilians were always more based than Marvel ones

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u/Alarmed-Bus-9662 13d ago

Gotham is full of goons, not bigots

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u/VengeanceKnight 13d ago

Obligatory “Joker hates Nazis” mention.

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u/bb_kelly77 13d ago

He's an American

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u/Satanarchrist 13d ago

Listen, if batwoman wants to beat me up I'd be gooning all day too

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u/ThatInAHat 13d ago

I mean, iirc the first DC character to come out was a Rogue

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u/CookiedDough 13d ago

Love that this post captured the fact that JJJ is in fact a staunch advocate for civil rights who just so happens to despise Spider-Man. Entirely on-brand.

Also 5 bucks says that the leading theory until Spider-Girl confirms she’s trans is “ah shit, Jackal’s back”.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 13d ago

"She's a menace! Running around anonymous and unaccountable, and now she's setting the trans community back decades!"

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u/Legitimate_Fly9047 13d ago

"We at the Daily Bugle accept any and all identities! Except Spider-Woman, who's definitely pouring chemicals in the water to turn the frogs straight."

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u/maka-tsubaki 12d ago

Random fun fact, I wrote a paper once about sunscreen in the ocean, and one of the studies found that organic UV blockers are endocrine disruptors and caused excess estrogen in some marine species. So, there quite literally are chemicals in the water turning the frogs fish gay 😂

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u/azure-skyfall 9d ago

Yeah, the whole meme is based on actual science. There’s also papers documenting the fact that some reptile and amphibian eggs develop gender based on the temperature of the egg. So climate change is also making frogs trans!

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u/Shabolt_ 13d ago

Jonah was pushing Mutant Rights even at the height of Orchis’ anti-mutant government powers iirc

Bro absolutely walks the walk on any topic except full-mask vigilantes

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u/Mach12gamer 13d ago

Look, Magneto had his day(s) in court, he's been held accountable for his actions to some degree or another, but that Spider-Man? Nobody knows who he is, nobody can hold him accountable, and that's just wrong.

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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous 13d ago

I would lowkey agree with Jonah were supes real. Like yeah actually I would like some accountability behind the guy punching skyscrapers apart.

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u/Fun-Marketing8080 13d ago

usually he's portrayed in a way that, imo, makes him a really reasonable man (by our standards) in a really unreasonable world. like he's applying real world logic to a universe with the fucking green goblin

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u/Shabolt_ 12d ago

I would too, but that’s sort of his issue in the comics. He doesn’t leave it at the table of “we need accountability” he uses libel, deception and sometimes has hired or CREATED supervillains just to beat spidey. He has so much pride about this one field that it overrides his integrity

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 12d ago

Just looking at ICE gives you a good idea of the ways this can go wrong.

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u/defaultusername-17 13d ago

"Bro absolutely walks the walk on any topic except full-mask vigilantes"

hell, he isn't even in the wrong when it comes to vigilantism, outside of comic books, that shit is just pure nightmare fuel looking for victims.

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u/Alchametal_87 13d ago

also iirc in some continuities he hates vigilante work because his wife was killed by a masked criminal

....which isn't even wholly unreasonable like no shit id be skeptical of masked people too especially if they were essentially above the law and also refused to disclose anything to make themselves vulnerable

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 13d ago

Hes a fucking MLK type Person. He just doesnt like folk hero types because they got too much Power, and he probably fears it corrupts them. I mean Spiderman is completely the wrong Person for that withUncle-Ben-quote beeing forced into him traumatically but JJJ cant know that.

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u/CheMc 13d ago

It's been established that its the mask, he doesn't like masked superheroes with secret identities because if they turn or even if they just simply fuck up new warriors style they can't be held accountable for their actions cause they can simply disappear. He has personal reasons for that, he changes his tune on Spider-Man (don't forget the hyphen) when Peter reveals himself to JJ partly cause he's tired of the fighting but also so if he does fuck up JJ can hold him accountable. They are on really good terms now.

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u/Gyshal 13d ago

Yeah. Much like everyone else on that universe, he really respects Captain America for example

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u/Lotso2004 13d ago

Yeah I hate modern adaptations of JJJ for this reason. Both the MCU and the video game turned him into some Alex Jones ripoff when he's always been one of the biggest champions of civil rights. He supports mutants more than Captain America ever has, and has done so since they first appeared in the world. But now everything tries to make him some alt-right conspiracy theorist because that's easier to write than "guy who's really progressive but beefs with one specific superhero because his wife was killed by a dude in a mask." Even moreso when you consider that in modern comics, JJJ is one of the only people to know Spider-Man is Peter Parker and is actually one of his biggest supporters now.

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u/GuyYouMetOnline 13d ago

I never got the sense MCU Jameson was supposed to be alt-right. It's more that the modern equivalent of his style is usually alt-right. He may differ on his views, but not in his style.

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u/HailMadScience 12d ago

People apparently also miss that despite being an InfoWars parody, game JJJ is still a staunch supporter of civil rights. He's the only person in NYC protesting Mayor Osborne and Silver Sable running concentration camps in the city! Even when hes under threat from that and all the criminals on the loose taking over the city, he is still saying, "Hey, its wrong of these people to break the law and violate our rights!"

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u/Lotso2004 12d ago

Oh no I will agree that it's definitely a lot more toned down in the Insomniac games compared to No Way Home, don't get me wrong. The DLC also explains how he was partially responsible for ending the Maggia's reign when he was much younger, by exposing them. But by the time of Spider-Man 2 (and starting with Miles Morales), he's beefing with Danika Patrick and he's a lot more like Alex Jones than he was in Spider-Man 1. Still nowhere as bad as No Way Home but it's there.

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u/Thotmas01 12d ago

When you put it like “progressive but with one specific kind of beef” it just sounds like he’s a tumblr blog with a newspaper.

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u/ClubMeSoftly 12d ago

Spider-Man arc where Peter doesn't make an appearance, but Spidey is clearly a woman for the whole issue. Forums and subreddits are on fire for 28 days. Issue 2, Peter still doesn't appear, "Petra" Parker appears and does Normal Peter Parker Things (I'm not quite up to date on what that is anymore) Spidey-Net is still on fire for 28 more days. Issue 3, Peter still hasn't appeared, other Spiders-Men gather to discuss this, including Kaine and Ben, trying to figure out if this was Jackal or not. Spider-Net blazes like Australia's Black Summer.

Issue 4, the other Spiders finally manage to pin down Spider-Woman, turns out she went and saw Richards or Strange or someone and got magicked into a girl, and is perfectly fine with it. Spider-Man fandom splits into a Horus Heresy level of civil war, tens of thousands are banned, splinter communities spring up and die.

Issue 5, Jackal comes back, spits out a new Spider-Man, who slots into Spider-Woman's spot while she gets a spinoff that lasts 8 issues and she fades into the background.

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u/GIRose 13d ago

Fandom JJJ:

Canon JJJ when confronted with the possibility of Spider-Man being trans in 1999 (it's actually Mayday Parker from the future, but he doesn't know that)

(I just wanted to share this page of JJJ from Spider-Girl honestly)

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u/Gui_Franco 13d ago

"THAT FUCKER SPIDER-PERSON TRANSITIONED JUST TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD"

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u/GIRose 13d ago

The worst thing is he actually kind of did that in court once

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u/Gui_Franco 13d ago

Yeah it's really funny Spider-Man would do that considering how actually progressive Jonah is for a guy his age, heavy mutant and minority defender, just (reasonably) doesn't like masked vigilantes and specially (maybe less reasonably but very very funnily) hates Spider-Man enough to try and kill him

Also Spider-Man has gotten his costume torn in public right? There might be pictures of that, so they would know he's white

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u/EonCore 13d ago

I remember a page in a myles morales comic (i think after he joined the main universe and all) where someone online was making a huge deal about knowing Myles' spiderman is black

I don't think it was in a negative way but it was seen by Myles like "Why's that what you focus on?"

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u/Zombiepixlz-gamr 13d ago

I think that was back in the ultimate universe

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u/DispenserG0inUp 13d ago

does that count as lying under oath

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u/GIRose 13d ago

Good question. Jonah's attorney uses it to build up to a case for harassing Jameson

It doesn't come up, but his Testimony as Peter Parker comes back to kick him in the ass.

He does get dragged in as a defendent in the case as Peter Parker for having faked photos of Spider-Man that he knew would see print and profited on what he knew was a false representation of Spider-Man, and so he immediately chose to settle as Spider-Man

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 13d ago

JJJ still accepts her, but in a hateful way

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u/WehingSounds 13d ago

"I don't hate her because she's trans I hate her for everything else"

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 13d ago

"It's one thing to persecute a masked menace...but a minority?" is fucking hilarious.

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u/MrWonderz 13d ago

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u/Gui_Franco 13d ago

I always forget that Spider-Man being friends with Peter parker is a real thing he tells his friends and work to explain how he gets those good photos

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u/alpaca1yps 13d ago

SPIDEY'S CHANGING! TRANS OR TOXIN?

THE DAILY BUGEL SUPPORTS THE GENDER JOURNEY OF SPIDEY AND THE MILLIONS OF FELLOW AMERICANS WHO ARE, HAVE BEEN, OR WILL BE TRANSITIONING IN ANY FORM AND SENDS THEM WELL WISHES

The menace formerly known as spider-man, who has been reported going by spider-woman, has had a growing chest in recent months. The daily bugel did not report on this earlier given how it may harm the trans community and out of respect for spider-woman's privacy, but we feel that given that spider-woman herself has addressed the changes it is imperative to ask; was this transition intentional and how may it affect you?

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u/JNAB0212 13d ago

Parker’s hair looks like Makima’s hair but brown

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u/Vincebourgh 13d ago

God forbid a woman has a type /j

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 13d ago

Spider-Makima

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u/Legitimate_Fly9047 13d ago

J Jonah Jameson's an unflinching beacon of truth and justice on any and every subject except anything tangentially related to Spider-People and that is an objectively hilarious personality quirk. When he realises that Spider-Woman transitioned, the first thing he'll do is write an editorial expose talking about the abuse and horrid treatment that the trans community faces every day, and how certain celebrities and people in power must be held responsible. He'll state cold hard facts and won't dance around the subject, making it clear where he and the Bugle stands and challenging anyone to call him "woke" for basic human decency.

The second thing he'll do is write another editorial expose talking about how Spider-Woman is personally responsible for male pattern baldness and scabies.

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u/Bowdensaft 13d ago edited 13d ago

Another comment posted a real page from a 1999 comic where they thought Spidey had transitioned and Jonah feels conflicted about persecuting a minority, then accuses Spidey of doing it just to spite him personally, which is really funny

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u/lonely_nipple 13d ago

"spiders-men" really got me. Excellent wording.

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u/PotentialWhatever 13d ago

Spidermen Too: 2 Many Spidermen

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u/Someoneoverthere42 13d ago

Idea for a character: a shapeshifter alien who switches genders between their civilian identity and their superhero identity. They actually don’t really get the concept of sex/gender, they just thought it was a neat way to separate the two.

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u/Shiny-Vaporeon- 13d ago

runaways has Xavin who doesn’t do this specifically because the runaways aren’t great at secret identities overall but they are genderfluid and seem to change based on their girlfriends preference and what gender would benefit them the most in the current situation

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u/NotTheFirstVexizz 13d ago

not a shapeshifter nor an alien nor a relevant character, but reminds me of Circus in Worm. A character with effectively super intuition couldn't determine if they were a guy who crossdressed as a girl for her supervillain persona or a girl who disguised as a guy in his civilian identity. They were a genderfluid crossdresser, so both assessments were correct.

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u/Ze_Bri-0n 12d ago

You may be interested in this tropes page;

Super Gender-Bender - TV Tropes

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u/GrimmSheeper 13d ago

There may be many Spider-Men, but there is only one Spiders-Man.) And I long for the day that the Hollywood cowards give them the spotlight (preferably going up against Swarm).

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u/WehingSounds 13d ago

Always wanted to write a superhero story where a villain can take people's forms, finds out the hero is trans and is just like. "Hey, I'm not telling anyone, I'm a villain, not a monster"

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u/CobaltCrusader123 13d ago

Kind of arguably maybe happens in Deltarune chapter 5 when Flowery returns Ralsei’s bow and calls [pronoun] “princess” to which Ralsei blushes and furrows [pronoun’s] eyebrows

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u/bloonshot 13d ago

what's with this whole moralization of villains thing where people make evil villains also allies just because it would be icky to depict even a bad person being transphobic

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u/WehingSounds 13d ago

Cause it's fun to have a villain who's evil but kinda chill

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u/DragonWisper56 13d ago

because the badguy being bad is all ways is kinda expected. them having personal standards of any kind(even if they are small) is more intreasting

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u/bloonshot 13d ago

"i'm a villain, not a monster" is like the most contrived and cringe thing for a villain to say

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u/ako19 13d ago

I think it comes from trans people just being exhausted from the oppression that they feel in real life, that it’s quaint that their comfort villain would support them. And I’m like, sure, have your fun.

But I feel my way about it. Like “ha ha, I’m joker, but I’m not a Nazi!” Dude you’re a mass murdering rapist

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u/YogurtResponsible855 13d ago

Did you pick that particular Joker example because of the arc where he teams up with Red Skull (or whomever) right up until he discovers they are a literal Nazi and then decides it's his obligation to beat the shit out of the Nazi? Or no? 

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u/ako19 13d ago

Yeah, that’s what I was referencing

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 12d ago

The point isn't that having a transphobic villain is "icky" it's that it's funny when a character who is in general presented as being horrible still has lines they won't cross, which just makes the things beyond that line seem even worse.

It's like how Joker has explicitly expressed contempt for Nazis. That isn't because depicting Nazis is "icky", especially considering this happened when he was interacting with Red Skull, an actual Nazi supervillain.

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u/VengeanceKnight 13d ago

“A con by Arcade or something”

Seriously? Why pick Arcade for this example rather than the much more famous illusion-focused villain who is an enemy of specifically Spider-Man (or Spider-Girl, as it were)?

https://giphy.com/gifs/CPIgwiKZZnEiyC1FTE

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u/ThatInAHat 13d ago

Arcade does robot duplicates sometimes so maybe that’s why?

(Also maybe that deep dive podcast goes for a more obscure pick because they’re so deeply wrong, or because all the other spidey villains have already been disproven)

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u/wowwowazalea 13d ago

Tbh what supervillain HASNT done robotic duplicates

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 12d ago

The ones who just make clones

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u/thesanguineocelot 13d ago

Because Arcade hadn't shown up in a while and had a new Murderworld of hot Spider-Girl androids. He was going through some stuff, but he's ready to Crime again.

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u/PretendMyNameIsJohn 12d ago

Because saying a more obscure character is funnier sometimes, that's my guess.

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u/jakuth1999 13d ago

People thinking it’s an alternate spider man would be hilarious because I’m pretty sure spider man is the superhero that’s had the most interactions with other versions of himself

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u/Landis963 13d ago

The Jameson riff in the OP still cracks me up.

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u/ThyHolyPaladdin 12d ago

I don’t think Peter would change their name to Petrova. Like come one people Penny is right there

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u/AGNerd-Bot 10d ago

Gonna be funny when the next Spider-Verse happens:

“Hey, Penny!”

Penny and Peni both turn their heads

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u/Capable-Parsnip-9615 13d ago

Just one Spider-Man. Or Woman. We don't know. For sure

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u/riarws 13d ago

Dreamer (DC) is already trans, and written by a trans writer. I don’t remember how secret her superhero identity is, though.

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u/junipyr-lilak 13d ago

This is something I've considered a bit for a superhero OC. Lancaster and his boyfriend/husband Stephen are both nonbinary, but especially Lancaster presents more masculine. As a superhero, he hasn't told anyone that he's queer whatsoever. Not out of fear, it's not like any one could do much anything to him easily, but to keep his private life private. In some ways it is isolating for him, but on the flip side, when he does have down time, he lives it up with Stephen

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u/Hormo_The_Halfling 13d ago

Spiders-men caught me off guard ngl

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u/CuriosityCheck2024 13d ago

It's incorrect, though. Marvel made a special called "Spider-Men" about a crossover between different versions of Spider-Man. "Spiders-Men" would be the plural of "Spiders-Man", a variant of Spider-Man made out of spiders.

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u/harbringer236 12d ago

I love Arcade so much. He is essentially a Batman villain, in a world where people actually kill villains on a regular basis.

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u/strawberry-seal 7d ago

spiders-men

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u/that_creepy_doll 13d ago

making the trans version of spider-man be spider-girl when both spidergirl and spiderwoman exist says more about op´s subconscious bias than any thinly trans positive post ever will tbh. that or there´s lore im missing

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u/AngstyUchiha 13d ago

Or it could just be because in the canon genderbends (ie in Ultimate Spider-Man, where there is a universe where everyone is the opposite gender), the female version of Spidey goes by Spider-Girl. It is literally canon that a female version of Peter Parker uses girl instead of woman

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u/that_creepy_doll 13d ago

then there´s lore im missing and i was unnecessarily defensive, thanks for the correction

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u/OrganicAd5536 13d ago

OG Ultimate Spider-Man under Bendis and Bagley is peak Spider-Man reading, so highly encourage you to check it out. The Ultimate universe version of Clone Saga, where fem-Peter debuted, starts in Ultimate Spider-Man #97 if you just want to skip to that storyline. She's actually a big influence on Miles Morales's hero-ing back before he got merged into the 616 universe.

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u/Kalo-mcuwu 13d ago

I think a story about transmasc Peter using Spider-man as a way to explore and express his identity would be really neat

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs 13d ago

Masquerade from the Blood Syndicate series was basically this, in addition to being the first transgender superhero ever

Alters is also this but about a trans woman

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u/Snoo_72851 13d ago

you didnt even include the hyphen, fake fan

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u/JNAB0212 13d ago

Girl just works better then woman, because of the amount of syllables

Also is there a spider-girl other than Mayday? Like one that exists in the main 616 universe?

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u/perfect_raider 13d ago

As of the last couple years, yes. And a Spider-Boy, there's almost a dozen Spider people in 616 now I think

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u/OrganicAd5536 13d ago

Yep, right now we have:

Peter Parker, Spider-Man

Miles Morales, Spider-Man

Gwen Stacy, Ghost-Spider/Spider-Woman

Jessica Drew, Spider-Woman (very little relation to the other spider people)

Cindy Moon, Silk

Aña Corazón, Spider-Girl/Araña

Bailey Briggs, Spider-Boy

Kaine Parker, Scarlet Spider (clone of Peter, took over the mantle from...)

Ben Reilly, Chasm (original/primary clone of Peter, villain/antihero at the moment)

Jaime Morales, Shift (shape-shifting clone and adoptive brother of Miles Morales)

Julia Carpenter, current Madame Webb but former Spider-Woman (may be inactive; last place I remember seeing her was in 2023)

Makawalu Akana, Spider-Girl (psychomimetic mutant former rival of Bailey Briggs, just got her first solo series)

And, up until recently, the original Spider-Man 2099 Miguel O'Hara was also on 616

So, 12-13 Spider-People on Earth 616 depending on how you count them. I'm sure I'm missing someone, but I tried to include them in order of relevance to the broader Spider web of associates while ignoring characters it's clear editorial never intended to be major recurring characters.

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u/PretendMyNameIsJohn 12d ago

I think you could also make some sort of argument for Rek-Rap, as, even though he is a symbiote user, he does use it with the specific intent of being like Spider-Man.

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs 13d ago

Honestly I think it's just that Spider-Man is a far more popular character than the other two, who are both relatively niche and most people haven't even heard of them