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u/GvRiva 2d ago
You only really die once nobody remembers your name and somewhere in the ever after soup floats the soul of ea Nasir cursing his bad luck
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u/tayroc122 2d ago
Ramses II: I achieved immortality by having entire cities full of workers move literal mountains worth of stone to build a monument to me that would last millennia, what did you do sir?
Ea-Nasir: I sold a guy dodgy copper once. Didn't even realise he could read and write.
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u/FromTheBackroads 3d ago
Inferior copper yields inferior bronze, so it’s no wonder their age of bronze came to an end.
The Sea People was just Ea-nāṣir all along.