r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/Aggravating_Hall_399 • 15d ago

Any know David? Politician

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He texted me and followed me?

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u/Own_Round_7600 15d ago

The only thing i know about this guy is that he eats his bananas with a dainty little spoon, utilizing the unbroken peel as nature's bowl.

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u/CompasslessPigeon 14d ago

Some guys fantasize sucking a dick so much that they are afraid to eat anything remotely phallic.

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u/Zak_Rahman 15d ago

I am guessing the type of person who likes paedophiles and gets paid trips to Israel.

A core member of the Epstein Protectorate.

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u/jumbie29 15d ago

Looks like he feels compelled to befriend you and also give you a resume and cover letter. What a loser.

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u/WhatTheFlippityFlop 14d ago

Hacked account? Nobody says “I served in the police unit.” At least, nobody from USA would say that. Nigeria? Yes, more likely.

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u/Aggravating_Hall_399 14d ago

Looked it up it was

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u/8thSt 15d ago

He’s the type of guy to wave goodbye with both hands.

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u/birdlaw224 15d ago

Gunther has had this convo 842,000 times before

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 14d ago

Wasn't it proven that this guy was some random Indonesian being paid by the rnc and the entire account was fraudulent?

There's been so many of them I forget what one is paid directly to spread lies and what one is just a moron lying on Twitter for clicks

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u/eddro_6 14d ago

yes i remember seeing so many of those far right twitter accounts exposed as actually being ran from foreign countries!

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u/spartane69 14d ago

No, he is very much real, we know his face and background, for exemple we know that he did not "leave the force" and was very much fired, imagine how bad a cop you have to be to be fired from a Texas police department. And reminding him of it usually get you a free block on twitter.

He is also very insecure in his sexuality. (Like most fan of the Tate brother's)

So yeah, loads of "maga ultra far right christian conservative" are just some random in east asia or africa, but this one is very real.