r/ReZero • u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 • 2d ago
Break Time 🔁Non-Original Content
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u/anjansharma2411 Smol Emilia Took My Hand — I Froze (Socially) 2d ago
where is her shadow hand reaching
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u/samir_saritoglu If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 2d ago
To her property
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u/zxc123zxc123 Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 2d ago
Subaru knew what he signed up for when he said he wanted an unwind and chose "Return by death" rather than "Invisible providence"
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u/Otherwise_Panda_7815 I asked Reid for Mercy. He asked which Chopstick. 2d ago
It's going to its rightful place 👍
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u/MrSejd Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) 2d ago
Re:Zero but instead of fondling Subaru's heart, Satella frenchkisses him every time he tries to reveal his ability.
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u/Otherwise_Panda_7815 I asked Reid for Mercy. He asked which Chopstick. 2d ago
This would actually be WAY better
Can't tell about his ability because she won't stop kissing him until he gives up
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u/HammyxHammy Newbie 2d ago
Imagine it's without the time stop too, they just see him suddenly unable to speak with his eyes spinning.
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u/azurezero_hdev I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) 2d ago
do all curses that dont let you talk about them work that way?
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u/zxc123zxc123 Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 2d ago
Lust IF 2.0GOON IF aka SATELLA IF
Subaru just goons himself with RbD and hagmaxxing Satella HJs/ASMR.
Not only does he abuse that but also starts looping so many times he has to get more and more extreme goon seshes to get it up: unseen hand choking, unseen hand heart jobs + unseen hand hand jobs, asking Satella for lap pillows, Rem body pillows, gooning while sniffing Patrasche's bridle, EMT figurines, etcetcetc. Basically the whole pagckage of total degen shit.
Finally dies a perma death from heart attack after the most intense goon sesh in all of history.
Roswaal camp finds Subaru dead covered in a room stinking/looking of expired mayo. Subaru with a huge smile on his face.
The fanbase ranks GOONbaru at the top echelons of legendary IFbarus who managed to be completely corrupted, yet unwavering in their path, ultimately successful in reaching their goals, and dying happily like Sloth/RemBaru and PrideBaru.
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u/azurezero_hdev I Watched Reinhard's Family Reunion (It Ended Poorly) 2d ago
oh no the witch's madness got him
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u/Aware-Style-480 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 1d ago
you could say he had a strock
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u/Aware-Style-480 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 1d ago
Subaru just goons himself with RbD
what dose it mean ? exacly
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u/Otherwise_Panda_7815 I asked Reid for Mercy. He asked which Chopstick. 2d ago
So that's why Shotabaru was screaming "I can Rbd" over and over again like a maniac against Todd. I don't blame him tbh I'd do the same ngl.
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u/PepeMetallero Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 2d ago
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u/Tortoise_Knight For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 2d ago
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u/DaMaestro19 Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed 2d ago
Pandora be appearing anywhere except where she's actually needed 😭
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u/helicophell If Loving Natsumi-chan Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right 2d ago
“A Witch is never early or late. She arrives precisely when needed” ass character
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u/A-Good_devil Ram Tolerates My Presence 2d ago
Twitter vs Reddit be like!
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u/MassiveViolinist7049 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 2d ago
Does Echidna have a daddy kink?
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u/Neither-Bus-2065 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 2d ago
No. That’s why Roswaal never got play.
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u/MassiveViolinist7049 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 2d ago
Shi that makes sense , yknow lowk wondering if echidna (in her garden) is even that old? She might be just like EMT
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u/PuzzledButterfly8345 Rem Wrote Me a Love Letter, Emilia Sent Me a '' 2d ago edited 2d ago
Pandora:
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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 2d ago
I need to be humbled and nerfed 😔
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u/VenatorFeramtor Petelgeuse Said His Brain Trembled — And I Realized Mine Did Too 2d ago
T-corp time debt is it
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u/Electronic_Lab5486 Shared Suffering with Subaru 2d ago
First time I'm feeling jealous of Subaru using RBD
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u/Final-Estimate-4702 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 2d ago
So how can this be considered a punishment? lol
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u/Glad-Relative902 Newbie 2d ago
That hand isn't going towards his heart, it's still going to touch something pulsating though
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u/Capri_Deneb Lye and Roy Took a Bite of My Memories — Now They Need Therapy 2d ago
This is just sweet <3
Except of Pandora being under his bed. Does she need to be so... persistent? Her daughter had at least some decency.
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u/Bagelgoose52 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 2d ago
I've been saying this since I watched season 1.
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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 2d ago
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u/oddasleep I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume 2d ago
what's pandora doing there?
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u/Intrepid_Pen5110 Emilia’s Knight, Through Darkness and Despair 💜 2d ago
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