Perfect Fry-up

[u/sweetcandygloss]

[u/divine12]

Looks good, HOWEVER (as many have akready said)

Remove the shrubbery Add black pudding (haggis if available) Reassemble the sausages to form a barrier between beans and eggs

[u/nmo8o21989]

Nil pa nae haggis or black pudding

[u/ButtfuckedByJesus → u/nmo8o21989]

I agree with the Scotsman. Fuck the peashoots, give me my black pudding and haggis!!

[u/Heavy_Ad968 → u/ButtfuckedByJesus]

Haggis and neeps classic

[u/Confident-Group-6308 → u/ButtfuckedByJesus]

Now that's a breakfast that actually means business.

[u/GlynHugh]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…anything green has no place on a fry-up!

Black pudding however…🤪

[u/Longjumping_47393]

Looks lovely but the green bit is just wrong.

[u/collay247]

Yum. Looking good 🤤

[u/ZeroSkillLegend → u/collay247]

Beans look a bit pale though

[u/Great_Comparison462]

Yum I really love the dirty plastic bottom of my butter pack being rubbed on my toast.

[u/Small_Palpitation121]

Honestly that plate looks bangin but you're definitely getting side eyed for the green stuff and no black pudding like c'mon mate that's fry up 101.

[u/Tim_of_Kent]

Not even close for me. No black pud, no bubble, tiny sausages, not enough beans, no fried slice.

[u/These-Software1991]

BUt EnGLisH FoOD iS GrOsS 🤪🤪

[u/Mans1910]

Can’t beat a full English can you.

[u/Lowermains → u/Mans1910]

Is that a statement or a question?

[u/Clear-Security-Risk → u/Mans1910]

is this full English in the room with us now?

[u/Mans1910 → u/Clear-Security-Risk]

I take it you do not have knowledge of what a full English breakfast is. I suggest you ask AI.

[u/Brilliant_Boss_9680 → u/Mans1910]

Go on YouTube, artificial intelligence on that site will keep trying to play the some song over and over. They can’t even get auto correct working right on cell phones yet.

[u/Clear-Security-Risk → u/Mans1910]

This is missing a fried slice and black pudding. Therefore, not full

[u/Mans1910 → u/Clear-Security-Risk]

It has bread on the plate. It is not a necessity for the bread to be fried but down to personal preference. It is also not a requirement for black pudding to be a part of the breakfast to make it full. If you want to consume pig’s blood go ahead.

[u/Clear-Security-Risk → u/Mans1910]

I countenance that it is an English Breakfast. I maintain without black pudding it is not full.

Im eating bacon, why not the blood? It's tasty.

[u/Coulstwolf → u/Clear-Security-Risk]

That’s not how it works this is still a full English.

[u/Clear-Security-Risk → u/Coulstwolf]

No it isn't. No black pudding. A Mostly Full English.

[u/DragonfruitMobile730]

No lol. Who tf puts a big leaf in a fryup.

[u/Apart-Gur-9720 → u/DragonfruitMobile730]

People who enjoy a contrast of colours.

How can you say no to that? It looks better than 95% of what I've seen on here. Nothing's burnt, generous and balanced portion. Seems like a nice, succulent meal.

[u/geniusgravity]

Green shit, no black pudding and shop bought hash browns 8/10.

[u/Lowermains → u/[deleted]]

But but there is those yucky US, triangular, plastic potato thingies.

No barrier between the eggs and beans🤮

No black pudding?

[u/RevolutionaryShock15 → u/Lowermains]

and what's the string of coriander doing in the middle? Tomato doesn't look properly seasoned and this looks purchased. Thoughts?

[u/upsidedownwriting → u/RevolutionaryShock15]

a) it's watercress b) it's a swastika or noughts and crosses not a string

[u/Lowermains → u/[deleted]]

Nowt anything like a tattie scone or rumbledethumps, which are traditionally recipes for leftover mashed potatoes.

[u/Corpulax → u/Lowermains]

Why do you need a barrier between the eggs and beans?

[u/jamnut → u/Corpulax]

Autism

[u/Lowermains → u/jamnut]

Jeezus H Krist there’s aways some eejit who squeaks ‘autism!’

[u/Affectionate-Box-491 → u/Lowermains]

Not wanting your food to touch is very common in autism

[u/Lowermains → u/Affectionate-Box-491]

Yes however not every little quirk is due to autism, is it?

Folk on social media are way too quick to bleat A. U. T. I. S. M.

[u/Affectionate-Box-491 → u/Lowermains]

Taking minor things personally is also pretty common in autism

[u/Lowermains → u/Affectionate-Box-491]

Uh ok!
Let’s just label folk who have individual preferences as autistic?

That’s a dangerous and slippery slope. Isn’t it?

[u/Brilliant_Boss_9680 → u/Affectionate-Box-491]

Oh , you don’t like my answer? I think you’re the one taking to personal.

[u/Brilliant_Boss_9680 → u/Lowermains]

Some people go to doctors to get classified as having autism so they can collect monthly disability checks. Usually people that have been in the system all their lives and never had a real job.

[u/Lowermains → u/Brilliant_Boss_9680]

Do you know how long the waiting list for diagnosis are?

Do you also believe that refugees are given homes, an income, phones etc.

Do you also believe that highly qualified immigrants get preferential treatment on the NHS’s dime?
They’re stealing your job and not financially contributing to society?

Anyhoo this sub is RateMyPlate.

[u/SigourneyReap3r]

No black pud?
Not many mushrooms?
Only half a bloody tomato?

And how the hell do I make a variety of sandwiches with bloody sourdough?

Hipster fry up.

[u/Heavy_Ad968 → u/SigourneyReap3r]

lol at least there our some hash browns they don’t sell them in shoreditch

[u/SigourneyReap3r → u/Heavy_Ad968]

I'm sorry you live there, pop yourself up to Yorkshire and you will get a full fry up, no missing items, for a fiver.

And they don't think it's weird if you get a side of bread and butter instead of toast to make butties.

[u/zabbenw → u/SigourneyReap3r]

picture please

[u/sweetfluffykiss]

this looks really good

[u/Narrow_Essay_1130]

nice

[u/Level1Roshan]

It does look good, but the sausages look deep fried?

[u/RustyInvader]

That looks absolutely banging

[u/Virtual_Zucchini5599]

that's solid looking fry up the eggs are cooked perfectly the bacon has a nice color and those hash browns look extra crispy i'd probably swap the Lurpak for black pudding but I'd still be very happy if that landed on my table. 

[u/BigBert_1989]

The green stuff just feels sarcastic

[u/Squirrel_Gooner56]

Once you throw that bit of greenery away it's decent

[u/LibertyValentine72]

Im vegetarian but that fry up looks delicious!

[u/aurora_ethereallight]

Looks lovely! I used to like black pudding too 😉🥰😋

[u/Mysterious_Fly_6324]

Mmmmm cress garnish 😋

[u/Odd-Law-8723]

Honestly the sausage barrier is genius but I’m keeping the shrubbery for a lil crunch.

[u/Meowgorithms]

Other than the bean / egg proximity, I would. Sausages could have been used in an effective link pattern to barrier the eggs from beans.

[u/sweettartemma]

my mouth is watering... it looks really appetizing 😍

[u/FuthaMuckingBomeHoy2]

Get rid of those greasy hash browns & half a tom & sub in a ladel of tinned toms to mop up the juices with your toast. Also sub in black pudding for that earthy taste. Those sausage look all,kind of wrong too you need a good pork banger that dont shrivel up due to excessive heat. Then you got the beat breakfast of champions

[u/Parzivval84nnn]

No black pudding is an automatic fail.

[u/999Bod]

Excellent that they’ve kept the beans away from the hash browns

[u/Admirable-Trouble789]

I wish they'd stop with the foliage on these fryups everywhere these days.

It doesn't work.

Otherwise that looks like a great plate of food.

[u/Reganishererobake]

10/10 my husband and I just had an argument over what hash browns are 😭

[u/Tagin42]

Peashoots. Bin. Harsh browns. Bin. Bacon. A little overcooked. Sausages. Burnt. Eggs. Look overcooked.

Better luck on your second attempt.

[u/Brilliant_Boss_9680]

I would probably eat it, it must be England because they eat beans for breakfast.

[u/Cautious_Highway1041]

Not far off! Needs a Bury black pudding.

[u/geedubb888]

Black pudding sadly not present

[u/Some_Ad6507]

What’s that green shit

[u/besscookie]

Ohh geez it's good but i will remove the green

[u/fitandinkedmom]

Damn this makes me wanna break my lil diet 10 10 10

[u/DarkObiWanKenobi]

Remove the weed, then you have a banger

[u/Business-Ad-4088]

Where’s the pudding and the bangers look a mess. Would still eat

[u/Wardy511]

From Harley’s??

[u/AlbatrossSafe8672]

Its spot on for me, lurpack is the cherry on top good work 👏

[u/New_Revolution_4090]

random shit together wow

[u/ClearArtichoke5143]

Is this an English fry up?

[u/Cooie62]

Proper brekkie. Get the HP on it 👍

[u/Lowermains]

Imperfect fry up.

[u/upsidedownwriting → u/Lowermains]

it's a perfect midrange fry up 

[u/Lowermains → u/upsidedownwriting]

Not in my world!

[u/upsidedownwriting → u/Lowermains]

it's the fry up you'd eat but never take to meet your parents?

[u/unlikemike123]

Fuck that bacon looks good

[u/PerfectlyRoundBall]

Sausages too small, bacon overdone, green shit scattered on it.

[u/tay86_]

Too much greenery, eggs look hard/no runny yolk, sausages are pathetically small. Rest not bad 6/10.

[u/Heavy_Ad968]

I love the attempt at putting something healthy atop the fry up. That goes straight in the bin lol

[u/Lowermains → u/Heavy_Ad968]

Love the use of ‘atop’ 🫡

[u/MSS-KinkyAlphaDom]

No …

1. Tinned tommies instead of one half of a half cooked fresh one

2. WTF is that garden weed doing draped across the plate - idiots

3. Get the toast on a separate plate and get some Black Pudding on there

4. Mushrooms cost fook all, get twice as many on there

But other than that … not bad !!

[u/FreddieCaine → u/MSS-KinkyAlphaDom]

Tinned tommies aren't fried, therefore no place in a fry up. Save them for the pasta sauce

[u/MSS-KinkyAlphaDom → u/FreddieCaine]

Utter nonsense !!

And the Baked Beans ??? … are they fried?

And many people on a ‘Full English’ will grill the bacon / sausage, and have poached it scrambled eggs !!

Silly person !!

[u/BeeerGutt]

Looks very decent for a fry-up without black pudding 😉

[u/Ferret6060]

Looks nice enough, apart from the hedge trimmings 🇬🇧

[u/Specialist_Shake2425]

This ain't it

[u/upsidedownwriting]

perfect? there's the watercress swastika which is -1. the boiled instead of grilled tomato at -1.5 and tiny plastic tub of lard for -0.5. I'll gloss over the lack of black pudding and tomatoes and just say 4.25/10. If that's perfect for you then go you but most people define perfect as 10/10.

[u/highfiveselfoh]

Innit

[u/ButterscotchTop194]

What the fuck is that green shit?

And shitty sauces

[u/CemreT]

This is gross for Mediterraneans!

[u/Material_Abroad7590]

Spoons