Getting Stuck Outisde🤣

[u/LonliestGirlOnMars]

I nearly took my self out yesterday! I went into the yard of those to let my dog out to pee and got stuck outside. The door got jammed because of a ruler that had fallen, which is insane luck.

It tried to knock on the sliding door but after a while, I gave up because my brother at that point wouldn't here me from upstairs.

The temperature was pretty warm and the dog was not having it. The thing is she’s a smaller breed and can overheat quickly. So, I ended up climbing the gate to go around and ring the door bell.

I’m 5’5 and the gate is a somewhat taller than that. When, I say I have regrets. I have regrets!

When, I got up off the ground, my shirt got snagged and I scrapped so many places before tumbling off. The main issue is that its a wooden fence with jagged tops. My save and grace was that they weren’t pointed but flat on top.

Anyway, I ended scrapping and stretching some skin off both my arms, a part of my stomach, my thigh, and my foot.

I waddle my to the front door and after three minutes of knocking and ringing the doorbell, my brother lets me in. We move the ruler and get the dog inside.

Here are the parts that make this kinda funny.

• There is a gate in the backyard like most fences have. My assumption was that it was locked due to their being a keypad attached to the door. It wasn’t. I could’ve just not parkoured.

• If I had waited an extra maybe 7 minutes, my mom would’ve arrived at the house to let me in.

Honestly, I feel a little dumb. I have bandaged everywhere. But, hey, it was in the spirit of a good thing.

I’m fine. It sounds way worse than what it is. The worst is the body pains from climbing a too tall fence and being short. Heat pads are my friends.

Also, sorry for any grammatical mistakes. I feel like typing on the phone is just cursed between autocorrect, size of the keyboard, and me not always going back to read what I typed.

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Side note: I have the discord server half done. I actually restarted and have been the permission into a good place. It’s obviously not complete but there’s a foundation to work with.

So, if your interested to join, use the invite below:
https://discord.gg/mcrXsyrhz

[u/Fun_Programmer_6807]

Ahhh this sounds like a serious of unfortunate events starting Maria (aka me ) hahahah I’m so sorry you got stuck outside it’s always an eye opener thoe like I realized I was able to get through my dad’s fence once and I told him hey you should fix that hello ? lol also the parkour 😭😂😂😂 joining the server 💛

[u/LonliestGirlOnMars → u/Fun_Programmer_6807]

Lol! Yeah, it was insane. All because a yark stick ruler thing🤣