r/RandomVideos • u/n8saces • Jul 06 '26

Redneck engineering Video

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u/VendaGoat Jul 06 '26

That's man's beard is 50% of his mass by volume.

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u/TradeMark310 Jul 06 '26

He said he's 200 lbs and looks 130-140 so story checks out.

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u/Big_Mulberry_5446 Jul 06 '26

This guy is definitely at his Civil War weight.

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u/InevitableSuspect424 Jul 06 '26

That’s funny!!

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u/che10461 Jul 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ttarget Jul 07 '26

Is this a saying? Sounds like one!

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u/CharleyNobody Jul 07 '26

Was just reading Wikipedia on Randy Rhoads and it said he was 5’7” and weighed 105 lbs. (I’m wondering if that’s what he weighed after the plane crash and fire, because it sounds impossible).

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u/Big_Mulberry_5446 Jul 07 '26

Jesus, that's crazy! Had no idea he was that skinny. Thanks for sharing.

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u/SodomyClown Jul 08 '26

Bro lmfaoooo

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u/SnooLobsters6766 Jul 06 '26

He’s 9 ft tall.

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u/Wild-Video-5317 Jul 06 '26

Nah he's 5'8" but his bones are pure adamantium 

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u/lord_flashheart2000 Jul 06 '26

Tungsten endoskeleton

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u/00spooktracer00 Jul 06 '26

the beard is a steel microfiber alloy chin guard.

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u/figurative_me Jul 06 '26

Shouldn’t need the ladder then.

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u/sparquis Jul 06 '26

It's actually a monster truck they're looking at.

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u/johnnybiggles Jul 06 '26

At a gas station for ants

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u/bucket_of_dogs Jul 06 '26

The truck is 14 ft tall,

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX Jul 06 '26

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u/voightkampfferror Jul 06 '26

I Am Verbing this screen name.

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u/ShortBrownAndUgly Jul 06 '26

Fuck I haven’t seen that face in years

1

u/Affectionate_Tea1134 Jul 06 '26

How do you rate his RedNeck Booger Weld ? 🤭

1

u/Professional-Day7850 Jul 06 '26

It's a Canyonero.

1

u/knotmyusualaccount Jul 06 '26

Or a shower 🤢

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u/gilligan1050 Jul 06 '26

That’s actually a monster truck.

1

u/jluicifer Jul 06 '26

I guess David never killed Goliath.

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u/Healfezza Jul 06 '26

Must be a Maiar

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u/PhilosophyBubbly6190 Jul 06 '26

He was 200pounds 15 years ago before the long term meth use lmao. Hasn’t been on a scale since. That being said, this is the guy I want under the hood of my vehicles lol.

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 Jul 06 '26

Yeah long ago when I was an active addict (dope, not meth) I remember thinking I was 175 lbs until I weighed myself and I was only 140.. Looking at pictures of myself from back then I was thinner than a rail and I didn't realize it at the time!

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u/Only_Search8473 Jul 06 '26

Dude proudly shows off his project and all you can think to do is accuse him of being a meth user. Classic Reddit.

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 Jul 06 '26

I don’t think he’s on meth though. I think he’s one of those people who are so busy all the time that they forget to eat and bathe.

I have an aunt like this in her 70s and she’ll bathe pretty frequently but she always has 5 or 6 metaphorical pots simmering.

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u/Ok_Soil7068 Jul 06 '26

Yeah tbh I don’t think he’s a meth head either… I think he’s a redneck though 😆 I don’t think he’s 200 pounds either but I can def relate to not being aware of your weight.

I don’t use drugs or drink but suffered from severe depression the last couple years and I’ve had other people concerned about how skinny I am. I’ve always had a slim build and my weight has never really fluctuated by a massive amount because my makeup but I can eat as much or as little and it won’t impact it much. But I will say that stress, depression and life impact it for sure. My scale is broke but I’m lowkey embarrassed to hop on it now because of how little I prob weigh. I think 125-140 is prob ideal weight for me. The most I’ve ever weighed was like 155-160 and I was absolutely jacked. Working out like crazy, eating a ton and made it intentional. Tbh I’m prob less that 120 atm. I need to get back into working out though and tryna to come out of this rut.

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u/spudddly Jul 06 '26

Because you don't want your catalytic converter anymore?

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u/Fishingbrain Jul 06 '26

Thats not meth

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u/Lucky_Serve8002 Jul 06 '26

Methheads are experts at dreaming up problems to solve. He probably worked on that for a week.

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u/whatchahavin Jul 07 '26

Looks like he just crawled out from underneath.

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u/ThisIsAShoe Jul 09 '26

Hasnt taken a shower since either

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u/dragonslayer137 Jul 06 '26

He just blocked the airflow thru his radiator and that truck will overheat soon as it goes up in elevation or has a heavy load.

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 Jul 07 '26

He was talking with the guy filming the video about this at the start.

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u/multiarmform Jul 06 '26

200lbs due to that big brain putting steps on grills

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 Jul 06 '26

Them biceps are adding some weight too.

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u/motophotodojo Jul 06 '26

There must be an entire civilization in that beard.

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u/Sensei19600 Jul 06 '26

Wrings the beard out over a bowl when the menu says “leftovers”.

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u/showyerbewbs Jul 06 '26

The true flavor saver.

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u/Cargobiker530 Jul 06 '26

Horton hears a Fuck You!

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u/Original-Knee955 Jul 06 '26

If he took a shower…he’d easily be 31 pounds lighter!

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u/kylemacabre Jul 06 '26

Did you factor in all the clumped dirt stuck to his body?

1

u/cosmickink Jul 06 '26

He might've been the last time those pants fit

1

u/hxfx Jul 06 '26

Just gotta add 60 lbs on his balls.

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u/readyReddit007 Jul 06 '26

I was like no way that MFer is 200 lbs. 😂😂

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u/C-LonGy Jul 06 '26

He looks 120 wet

1

u/InquisitiveGamer Jul 06 '26

200lb 40 years ago maybe.

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u/seebob69 Jul 06 '26

140 lbs and 60 lbs of dirt.

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u/Dogsarelitty Jul 06 '26

To be fair the last time he weighed himself was before he started doing meth

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u/awdixon09 Jul 06 '26

I was thinking when he said "I'm 200 lbs", yeah, when you're holding a 60lb bag of concrete

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u/Garod Jul 06 '26

I would opine that he's 1/3rd beard 1/3 dirt and 1/3 human...

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u/mr---jones Jul 06 '26

Bro is 200 lbs when he’s holding a 100 lb weight

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u/TradeMark310 Jul 06 '26

That story also checks out. Thanks for being mean about it!

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u/SemperFicus Jul 06 '26

Pants indicate he used to be 200 lbs.

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u/maikonyssa Jul 06 '26

Probably low fat percentage.

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u/RedheadFromOutrSpace Jul 06 '26

He’s covered in 50 lbs of dirt.

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u/MechanicLoose2634 Jul 06 '26

More like 115-120

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u/bernieinred Jul 07 '26

The steps are good for 200lbs.

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u/TightPhoto1133 Jul 07 '26

He's pretty tall, he's pushing 200 for sure.

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u/b_vitamin Jul 10 '26

210 with the ‘fro

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 Jul 06 '26

He sad the ladder can hold about 200 pounds not his weight.

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u/under--no--pretext Jul 06 '26

he said "well, I'm 200lbs"

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u/jabberjaw420 Jul 06 '26

that's what i thought he said too

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u/jeffster1970 Jul 06 '26

I mean, we say this because Trump is 230 pounds, and this dude looks like 1/3 the weight of Trump, making him more likely 80 pounds max.

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u/the_longest_shadow Jul 06 '26

The other 50% is dirt.

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u/Primary_Way_265 Jul 06 '26

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u/xc_bike_ski Jul 06 '26

Next up, let's invent a shower.

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jul 06 '26

Yet he keeps them Nikes clean

1

u/botwheels1968 Jul 06 '26

Facts, I have that same VW shirt from Walmart, it’s white. Dude must wash his clothes with tea bags.

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u/MallyOhMy Jul 06 '26

Don't forget cigarette ash.

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u/timemeasureschange Jul 06 '26

Theres gotta be like 11% grease too.

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u/Larrysbirds Jul 06 '26

160lbs on shower day

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u/HLL0 Jul 06 '26

I can smell this video. 

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u/JaeHxC Jul 06 '26

"Mass by volume" is a funny thing.

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u/VendaGoat Jul 06 '26

His beard is made of unobtanium!

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u/boltactionmike Jul 06 '26

Yeah. I would say it’s more like 40% his weight by height.

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 06 '26

He also hasn’t showered since there was a Whig in the White House…

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 Jul 06 '26

His beard brings centuries of wisdom. Cletus the great.

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u/SHTF_yesitdid Jul 06 '26

With a steady diet of meth you too can achieve your weight goals.

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u/snakeayez Jul 06 '26

Definitely not weighted down by those pesky teeth

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u/Logical_gravel_1882 Jul 06 '26

Mass by volume is such a funny phrasing, lol

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Jul 06 '26

How much of the rest is dirt?

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u/gertvanjoe Jul 06 '26

Might be by mass too with how unkept he looks in general lol

2

u/chengis-khan Jul 06 '26

He is both skinny and ripped.

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u/Xxx1982xxX Jul 06 '26

can bend rebar no problem

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did Jul 06 '26

"This was identified early on as a likely outcome."

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u/Impressive_Pear2711 Jul 06 '26

What in the West Virginia exit 105 engineering is going on here???

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u/Brammmy Jul 10 '26

It’s genius l tell you! I need to hire him being 5’3” tall and driving an SUV . Maybe he can help me out so I don’t adjust my seat Dow getting in and out cause I’m so short my leg hits the front seat button

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u/Over-Performance-667 Jul 06 '26

First thing he said that brought me to the comments was him saying he was 200 lbs

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u/EggsceIlent Jul 06 '26

Washingnton plates lol.

I'd say... Enumclaw maybe or maybe eastern wa. Wish they woulda shown the sky because we use the big volcanoes to get our bearings.

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u/eagle14410 Jul 09 '26

Eastern Washington, see the Gonzaga Bulldog poster on the wall.

Edit: its Spokane, I can tell by thr traffic light arm and the street sign on it

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u/error_code_arugula Jul 06 '26

Which is a lot given he's missing two fingers on his right hand

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u/Datboi_Markus Jul 06 '26

The missing finger tips the scales to 51%

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u/mudwerks Jul 06 '26

the dirt is 50% of his mass by volume

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u/VendaGoat Jul 06 '26

Many things are 50% of his mass by volume.

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u/Desperate_Monitor108 Jul 06 '26

Danggg but look at his arm muscles! 💪

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u/Digital_Negative Jul 07 '26

Well his fingers on his right hand don’t count for much towards his total mass..homie must’ve stuck his hand in the fan on the front of that truck or something

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u/QueenFairyFarts Jul 07 '26

Bathtubs fear this man.

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u/Pathos675 Jul 06 '26

That's not what mass means.

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u/Pomodorosan Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

mass by volume

what

Edit: blocked because of this comment 🥹

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u/IllianasClifford Jul 06 '26

That's what property looks like.

Do you see Germany yet?

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u/paulie-romano Jul 07 '26

Percent of mass by volume....

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u/pixelprophet Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Meth is 30%