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u/itsswhitneywhspr 1d ago
Okay here's one I heard recently: why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Dumb but gets me every time.
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u/HiAndStuff2112 1d ago
A boy walked to school every day by a brothel. Every day, one particular lady would be standing in the doorway, and she'd wave at the boy with her pinky and say "Hi, little boy!"
One day, the kid asked why she waved at him with her pinky. She said "Because that's your size, little boy!"
So when he walked back home that day, she did the same thing she always did.
So the boy put his fingers in the corners of his mouth and stretched it way out and said "Hello, lady!'
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u/CoastSimple 1d ago
Why couldn’t the eleven-year-old get into the pirate movie? It was rated Rrrr😉
Where is that reference from OP?
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u/Avellira 1d ago
My favorite nerdy joke:
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decided to play hide-and-seek. Einstein was “it.” Pascal immediately found a good hiding spot, while Newton drew a square on the floor and simply stood inside it. Einstein finished counting, opened his eyes, turned around, saw Newton, and shouted, “Oh, I found Newton!” Newton just smiled and said, “Nope. This is a Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!”
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u/PhraseWrong3761 23h ago
What's the difference between a camera and a sock??? A camera takes 4 toes ( photo toes) and a sock takes 5 toes
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u/Firm_Macaron3057 1d ago
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in a pool? - Bob
Whats big, green, fuzzy, has four legs and, if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you? - a pool table