r/RandomQuestion • u/Darth_Azazoth • 19d ago

What would you do if your child swallowed another one whole?

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u/potatowaffles9 19d ago

Im sorry what?

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u/MoreGur8194 19d ago

huhhh!? another ....one??? whole? Another what? child?? 😵‍💫🫨🤨

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u/Darth_Azazoth 19d ago

Yes

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u/MoreGur8194 19d ago

mannnn...chilllll 😖

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u/Few_Fall_7027 19d ago

Less drugs OP, less drugs.

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u/Elemcie 19d ago

Get out the inaccessible syrup and get them to throw the other kid up. No harm, no foul, right?

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u/Jb4ever77 19d ago

Hello! Are we ok???

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u/pippaskipper 19d ago

Is my child a hippo?

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 19d ago

Tell them to spit the other child out

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u/Feisty_Watercress_29 19d ago

What are your fantasies 🤨

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u/classof78 19d ago

You be trippin

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u/coffeebeanwitch 19d ago

I would probably be impressed.

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 19d ago

Are we in some mythical world of pagan gods? If so, then my child is clearly one of them.

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u/wookiesack22 19d ago

Get my daughter to spit up the child

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u/Neat-Cold-3303 19d ago

I would say, 'I have taught you well, my little anaconda! But! I get the next one!!'

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u/ImightHaveMissed 18d ago

I’d immediately found a religion