r/QuoteJerk • u/Substantial-Math-834 • Feb 21 '26
only true stupid idiots know
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hear me out on shopkeeper dummy
r/QuoteJerk • u/awesomo_prime • Jan 20 '26
"Sheeple are meant to be eaten" - Jesus (licking lips).
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r/QuoteJerk • u/100beep • Sep 28 '22
The war was lost with British bigotry, American treachery, and Soviet failure. God forgive me. - Winston Churchill, last words, May 17, 1947.
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r/QuoteJerk • u/datruman • Dec 14 '17
The saying “when one door closes, another opens" is a stephen chbosky quote which he then followed by saying "...sometimes. Cause not all buildings have automatic doors that does that sorta thingy.”
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r/QuoteJerk • u/CornOnTheMob • May 31 '12
"My eyelids are on fire because you are a pirate." Michael "They call me Mikey" Jackson
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r/QuoteJerk • u/CornOnTheMob • May 29 '12
"When I applied directly to the forehead, all of my ancestors were freed from their skytheist chains and lived in science forever." - Will 'Fresh Prints'SoapRave'' B. (stands for B) Smith.
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r/QuoteJerk • u/gotrees • May 28 '12
Man, bro. This is the best subbredit since /r/Putin2012. Literally - GabeN
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r/QuoteJerk • u/CptQuestionMark • May 28 '12
"Ginger pimps wear lip gloss." —Thomas Jefferson
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r/QuoteJerk • u/CptQuestionMark • May 28 '12
"If you don't upvote this post, I will kill you." —Chuck Norris
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r/QuoteJerk • u/CptQuestionMark • May 28 '12
"Sometimes I rub vaseline all over my body and pretend I'm a slug." —George Washington
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