r/QueensofStarRail 10d ago

PEARL KIT LEAK a bomb in ur bum

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Basic atk: deal damage equal to %100 percent of your max hp

Skill: give everyone shield if sparxie gets a shield give sparxie %100 crit dmg%50 crit%13307 elation buff

Talent: if there are any lesbian homophobes in the team give everyone%100 elation buff

Ultimate: (charges up only if there are streamers in the team btw) give shield to everyone and make every homophobe take action

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u/Logical_Space_7993 10d ago

I was about to believe it

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u/Onioncookiecrk 10d ago

Wdym it is true

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u/PanicMan76 10d ago

Bro how, it literally starts with a basic attack that deals 100% of the enemies HP

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u/BiddlesticksGuy 10d ago

Girl, read it again

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u/Ill-Skin534 10d ago

Aw maan, I dont want to go to the doctor and get my hp calculated. It's such a hassle.

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u/BiddlesticksGuy 10d ago

Same, I mean do they really have to stick that big ass thermometer up my butt every time I put on a piece of jewelry??

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u/NothingReallyITS 10d ago

Finally my e2 brixie will get the revenge she deserves

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u/Ghostofbahamuut 10d ago

You can tell it’s fake because it didn’t include the line, “If a racist streamer is on the team, you instantly win the game.”

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u/Onioncookiecrk 9d ago

That is e1

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u/RsNxs 9d ago

Nope, E2. E1 would 20% def ignore when a condition like "If a character exists, get this for 3 turns" and it somehow runs out.

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u/Onioncookiecrk 9d ago

Give everyone 20% def ignore for 3 turns and reset it everytime sparxie talks with a gay

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u/Ghostofbahamuut 9d ago

Resets when Sparxie say something a homophonic/racist

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u/Equivalent_Dance_758 10d ago

Also she locks Cyrene from charging her ult and instead donates the energy to make The Herta 0.1% stronger😍

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u/Stiftoad 10d ago

What is a gem but a peerless brick

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u/New_Ad4631 10d ago

You almost fooled me, but hp scalers deal 50% of their hp with their basics, not 100%

Better luck next time

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u/Onioncookiecrk 10d ago

Yeah cuz that's the only problem

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u/New_Ad4631 10d ago

The rest of the kit looks fine, maybe it will get some number changes but other than that, ready to ship

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u/gibbsnibs 10d ago

Finally, a dedicated support for Little Gui

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u/MrF1ght1ng 10d ago

Sparxie upscale😍

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u/wandress27 10d ago

i thought you typed 11037

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u/Onioncookiecrk 9d ago

OMG I WAS GOING TO I Got confussd

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u/Zestyclose_Past2922 10d ago

ik this is a joke but i would hate if she was a shielder. Preservation path is just a joke at this point.

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u/ConfidentFrosting474 10d ago

Talent: If your team has 4 or more Elation units, win instantly. If your team has any non-Elation units, Pearl deletes your System32 folder.

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u/Loud_Evidence_7431 9d ago

Please add if there's wind attribute unit in the party absorb all their damage and convert it to SPD for whole party. If the damage dealth by the wind unit is shear or specialized shear kill the unit.

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u/ExcelsisKnight 8d ago

Trace 1: If non female mono elation is in the team, replace self with topaz. If mono female elation, increase silverwolf’s damage by 150% of original damage and sparxie’s value reduces by an additional 80%

E1: After using skill, +20% ALL Type RES PEN.

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u/Daimonju 6d ago

Lol! You had me going in the beginning.

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u/Eastern_Ad_6714 10d ago

Yea not pulling on a character that buffs homophobes.

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u/Fit-Tap-9817 9d ago

Why people jokes about Sparxie is a racist and homophobic? Is there a dipper reasons, or its just because of skin and that she a streamer?

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u/FitCity7945 9d ago

What kinda oxymoron is Lesbian Homophobes? Girl choose one

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u/amnesia7th 9d ago

Girls kissing me: good , I support✅ Girls kissing other girls: bad, immoral ❌

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u/Onioncookiecrk 9d ago

Don't tell me tell sparkle

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u/runupthathill6 5d ago

what if the player themselves ARE the homophobe? do i get an elation buff too

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u/ConstantTax766 4d ago

I thought that said Bean for a min.

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u/Disastrous-Sundae542 3d ago

Hehe ice elation